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So Cal Fires UPDATE : Destructoid saves the day!!
Snaileb \| 11:52 AM on 10.24.2007	27 comments

I used AutoCAD to construct this whole picture, and I do not mean to offend anyone in this area or with family in this area. I'm from Santa Monica, CA and I have family being evacuated right now, It's tearing me apart thinking about the people that must live with this tragedy, so this is just some humor to brighten this slow day, and I pray for everyone's saftey and homes on the west coast.

YAY DESTRUCTOID!!

Here's an original construct of our lovely robutt without color and all that jazz cluttering up the screen. He's actually symetrical. YAY FOR MATH! BOOOOO ILLITERACY!

People are confused. So here is a description.

Retro Destructiod is flying over San Fran, peeing on the fires to put them out, and a snaileb happened to fly out his butt. It's really fucked up what you think of when your internet is down for 3 hours.

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24 comments | showing # 1 to 24

JACK of No Trades

Nice!

balth

You insensitive prick!

j/k.

Although, i'm confused what's going on in the picture.

Is dtoid passing you saving the day or causing a new, horrible global problem?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Justice

Bizzaro Jack confuses me.

j/k!

Rockvillian

Hey, I never new you lived inside Mr. Destructoid's evacuation hole...

Aerox

Hehe, sweet.

Snail, you live in Santa Monica?

blehman

I don't get it. You live in the GIANT (may his name be forever remembered) ROBOT's ass Snaileb, and you're escaping? And he's flying, looking over his shoulder, or flying upside down with his cape backwards? And JACK said nice?

What is this, Bizarro world?

Kryptinite

lol..evacuation hole...

Snaileb

No, Jack can be a respectable person! I've experinced it with my own internets.

king3vbo

Oh god, I lol'd so hard

Snaileb

I dunno.. the birth of Snaileb? I was bored.

I was raised in Santa Monica, I left about 7 years ago now.

CA > FL

Aerox

Oh, dang, I was hoping there were more LA Dtoid people. Oh well.

jdub28

@snaileb

that mean FIre>Hurricane because i live an nc and we get floridas leftovers. that shit sucks

Cowzilla3

You my good sir are hilarious.

Aaron Mxy Yost

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

atheistium

robots can't pee....

Zarathustra

Flying over San Fran? Now I'm even more confused :P

Knivy

DESTRUCTOOOID to the reeeeescue.

@Mxy
Children like giant robots.

Sharpless

You prick, I died in that fire.

Brian Szabelski

Why is he flying over San Fran? There's no fires there.

Bob Muir

Wut?

Snaileb

My grandparents own all the oil that ships in and out of Indiana, but they live in FL, so when I was 15.. my mom wanted to move closer to them 'for some reason'.

And no, Im not rich, quite the opposite.

Mr Kryptonite

And thus Snaileb was born!
And good luck with the evac. Stay safe and keep wit the humor.

The Incredible Edible Egg

Alright damnit, I admitted that I didn't completely buy that shot. I dont know shit about prices for drinks. Burling in all his manliness paid for a bit less than half for the shots, or that what I thought. Either way, I didnt pay for all of it.

Now I need a shoulder to cry on.

itemforty

Isn't robot urine motor oil?
Isn't motor oil flammable?
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