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Call of Duty 4 Multiplayer Review, High as F#%K!
Snaileb | 8:11 AM on 11.07.2007 30 comments


Ketchup Chips? Whoa man, I'm not that high.




Enjoy the video? Well that's grand. You see, there haven't been that many 'reviews' for this game, but I'll make it short and sweet.

Last night I was simply stuck on my controller all night, and while The Orange Box, Katamari, GuitarHero3, Halo3, and yes, even Gears was begging me to play them, I simply couldn't. I played the COD4 campaign, but it's so short, and I won't bother you with details or spoilers. Just know this : the game is f*cking gorgeous. Graphics have defenitely exceeded my expectations, and I would even go as far to say that they're the best graphics on the Ecks Bawks to date. Yes, better than Gears and Halo.

My first WTF moment came to me when I realized, "Hey! There's no achievements for multiplayer! Tits." You see, I was never a big World War FPS fan, therefore the Call of Duty series never held any real appeal to me. The urban setting, the modernized weapons, all these things make it a breath of fresh air. Anyways it seems that this is the norm for Call of Duty games but again, I don't play these things.

So what came with having freedom from the obsessive achievement whores you casually run into over XBL? Let's not forget to mention the fact that ranked and player matches don't exist, or more, a MP game where you just play and try to level up your guy instead of concentrating on other distractions. They give you 'challenges', which are almost considered achievements, but instead of leveling up your score, you level up your character, and in the process you unlock better weapons, attachments, and more challenges. Much like Rainbow Six Vegas, and did I mention you can CUSTOMIZE your own weapons scheme?

Yes, if you've played this at E3, or even the beta, you'd know much of this. During customization, you can unlock and upgrade 'power ups', like longer sprint time, or a quicker recovery rate for your health. I played with Bahamut Zero, as well as a few other TOID regulars, and as he mentioned, the maps that were playable (as good as they were) aren't even comparable to the other maps you get.

I said I'd make this short, but daym it all I really cannot wait to see other Destructoiders in my war games. I know.. like I said I had all these games waiting to be played, then Rock Band, Ass Creed and Mass Effect very shortly, but believe me this is one game you cannot afford (to miss! duh). <-- HAH!



Games I've purchased this month

The Orange Box
Halo 3
Guitar Hero 3
Katamari


Games to purchase in 07

Viva Pinata Party Animals (shut up)
Rock Band
Assassin's Creed
Mass Effect
skate.
The Simpsons Game
TimeShift
Jericho
VirtualFighter 5
Ace Combat 6


Alright I am still half asleep so I hope this made some sort of sense to you. Good luck this holiday. Real quick question, what games have you recently purchased this past month and what games do you plan on getting at the end of the year? Also if you have any COD experinces to share, please do so!



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BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 08:37
BS3 Owner
Yeah, I hate when you smoke that Shit & you run out of food in house. You're too lazy to go to the store or drive thru. So I end up resorting to eating your dog's food! LOL! Cereals Though!
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 08:38
B-Radicate
I sat down last night and played for almost 5 hours before blinking. This multiplayer is ridiculous. I look to complete the single player this weekend. The multi is just far too damn good for me to pass up.

Hit me up on Live if ya wanna play. GT: B Radicate.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 08:39
BS3 Owner
Ohh yeah .... The Simspons, Jericho, Conan, & Stranglehold...

My COD4 is "Out For Delivery"! WooooT!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 08:42
Snaileb
Yes B-Radicate, I was trying to touch down on that subject but I am still asleep.

Even though the Single Player is bad ass, and gives you achievements like they're fucking ch--ch pamplets, I was still hooked on the MP portion.

I don't think a game has ever made me not care about the achievements of a certain part of the game because the Multiplayer was that good.
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 08:56
Silverback 55
This game is amazing. I've only played about 3 hours of it and its completely replaced Halo for me. (but not The Orange Box)
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 08:57
Maurice Tan
Snaileb, I've played Viva Pinata Party Animals and I can't recommend it. The minigames are as good as Fusion Frenzy, and it wasn't much fun. Not even when you play it high as f#%k.

After playing COD4, there's no going back to Timeshift either :(

Save yourself some money on those!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 09:07
BlindsideDork
No thanks...
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 09:08
Mr Wilson
I drove to six stores to get this game, not to mention i watched reviews all day at work, so my expectations were pretty high when i finally got it home.

After 5 mins of the campaign my expectations were blown out of the water. Then the multiplayer completely shat all over them while stabbing them in the eyeballs with a spoon and singing the song that never ends naked wearing an eyepatch. ITS THAT GOOD.

And, Snail i saw your invite but i couldnt stop playing long enough to accept it. Ill be on tonight so hit me up
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 09:11
itemforty
CoD4 is really fantastic, more than most people will agree.
And seriously I've been higher than that.

You should check out King Missile.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 09:12
Snaileb
How do you fail The Metal on Expert, yet it's 101% completed? Well at least you have an avatar! I'll do that.

Pew, Party Animals is for my woman, not me. But I did enjoy the racing part, it reminded me of Diddy Kong Racing. I'll probably end up renting TimeShift and Jericho.

I completely forgot about Stranglehold!
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 09:27
PwnDaddy
Timeshift sucks IMO.

As for multi, I have yet to experience the euphoria of the "level-up", as you put it. But I played the single campaign, and it was fairly badass. Very smooth, in even the OMFGWHATTHEFUCKISTHEHELICOPTERDOINGHERE moments.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 09:27
MaxVest
You know what, world? You got me cornered again. I'm gonna roll another joint.

If COD4 is even half as good as that line, I must find a way to play it.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 09:34
BS3 Owner
@ Snaileb

Unless you're always high as f***.
I recommend you rent Stranglehold first. IMO

It's not really maxpayne. It may look better, but I felt like I just was flopping all over the place like a fish out of water!

Doesn't feel as tight as max payne, but I'm not that far into it & I usually played payne on shrooms anyways. That's just my 2¢.

Perhaps I need a little more time with it yet?!
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 09:55
balth
I, too, got this for the PS3 last night. Beautiful, no frame rate issues, easy online, party systems, and I made it to level 11 in one night of playthrough online.

I seem to be the only sniper in every group LOL.

Awesome.

Camping is difficult, but doable!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 10:02
Maurice Tan
Ok, the woman might enjoy it. The racing is not bad, it's just that the rest is so random and you can easily have no idea wtf you are doing.

Timeshift, Jericho and Stranglehold are all fine rentals. Or maybe as a budget title. Stranglehold is too short, the other two just kinda suck after a while.

Ugg, I need a new 360 and COD4 asap.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 10:18
king3vbo
Oh fuck that was so much fun last night. COD4 is definitely my new multiplayer game to play
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 10:38
Kryptinite
I'll be doing a quick review for Stranglehold for the PS3. It's damn fun!
DarkAnubisPwnr's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 11:05
DarkAnubisPwnr
i want this game so bad but im still stuck on last gen (xbox) and i like playing COD3 and im really good at it. But when i get a 360 im totally getting COD4 before i get HAloz3, also im gonna try Morrowind for the first time this week.
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 11:18
Johnny Blaze
Snailb I didn't know you smoked.. If so this pic is for you..

If not the pic still stands..

Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 11:27
Tino
Dude, I'm in for some CoD4 if you want. I'm usually rocking with 3 or 4 of my friends but Dtoiders are welcome.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 11:59
Snaileb
Sure just msg me. I'm making a FNF post, and we'll be having COD4 for the main course.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 13:19
Eschatos
I'm gonna try to get this tonight, it looks a hella lot better than Gears. Anyone up for PC?
Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 13:26
Aequitas
I actually bumped into you guys while I was hopping into random games. GT is Lifehacker J. I was stunned that out of hundreds of games in progress, I landed in one with Snaileb, BahamutZero, and GuitarAtomik. Small world.

I'll be looking for you guys Friday night.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 13:37
Snaileb
Sweet! Yeah you were pretty good. That's hilarious.. wow I can't believe it.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 13:38
Sharpless
Sure. Make me cry, why don'tcha. :'(
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 14:19
Snaileb
:( Sorry Sharpless. I am doing a blog later about ppl not having a 360. You were defenietly on my mind. But.. not.. in that way.. dude.
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 14:43
Mr Wilson
GOD! Im dying at work. I need, not want, but need to go home and play COD4 all night.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 15:57
Sharpless
Hey, I wouldn't blame you if it was "that way." My milkshake does, indeed, bring all the young men onto my property.

If someone wants to hire me as their private dancer, I could use the cash. Just FYI.
DangerousD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 18:53
DangerousD
You totally look like this actor I saw I forgot who, just remembered the guy who played HULK in "HULK" the movie(2000). I heard ones coming out in 08. Marvel rocks.
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