You read that right : Right now, there is an epic crossover being considered between the films and the respected characters Batman, and Indiana Jones. There's been alot of dispute about this movie seeing the light of day, and conflicts have arisen such as the era of sorts.
Luckly for you guys : This was being considered, IN MY MIND. hahahaha
[Lord Helmet]FOOLED YOU![/Lord Helmet]
Ok, but really we have some FANTASTIC news concerning both movie properties. First of all, we take a look at Indiana Jones and the Turkey Neck o-... what? Oh, right. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull. We last saw Captain Solo in his Indiana garb, looking fantastic as always. Now we see even more of him, and I must say he's looking pretty fit.
His "kid" is a Greaser, eh? Not bad..
He sure is happy to be dying so soon.. I mean, old people are old. (sorry, I live in FL)
Great, old people with driver licenses AND guns. Fuck.
Now, this Batman Viral Marketing has gone
too far. It was uncovered by a team of Jokerologists, and it's a new picture, as someone had recently blogged. It turns out it lead to a whole lot more, in a whole new campaign.
We, as well as the fans, received the following today from humanresources@whysoserious.com:
"If you've finished my quiz, then it's time for the next step in the interview process, something to test your aptitude." Spaces count:
* Eighth
* Sixth
* Eighth
* Ninth
* Ninth
* Second
* Fourth
* Second
* Third
Which ends up leading you to WhySoSerious.com/Mausoleum. How? And how do I open that vault? Only you will be able to tell us that..
UPDATE #10: So how do you open the vault? Just set your computer's clock to 7:38AM and refresh the page (and don't forget to reset your clock to the correct time afterwards!). 7:38AM is the time Taffyface was killed, as listed in The Gotham Times. And Joker's clue after the personality profile was "Time for Taffy."
Haven't see enough viral sites yet? How about four more...
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GothamUSD.net
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GothamCab.com
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ACMESecuritySystems.com
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GVAFoundation.org
Source : SuperHeroHype.com
Source : SlashFilm.com
Indiana Jones still rules. Regardless to how old Harrison Ford gets...
Have you seen.......this?
Harrison Ford is the shit. No actor compares......except for Bruce Willis and Sly.
no more parachutes!
I did read that, blehman. Just now I did.. lol, sorry. Honestly : Lucas is a (how do you spell K-AH-OO-K) kook and I fear for this film. Hiring that dumb ass kid was his first mistake, he's so annoying. Especially in Transformers, they say he's got a likeable personality. I say he's a whiner.
I didn't really mind him in Transformers. Then again, when there's a hot piece like that chick playing across from him, what else am I gonna watch? But if that article is true (the one I linked to) then I fear for this movie as well.
also, JACK.....sly? Really?
sorry snaileb, I really wanted to use this as soon as possible.
lol yes blehman, Sly.
These are awesome, I'm pumped for both films but I think the new Batman is going to be one of the best superhero movies ever, its looking so perfect. Of course then Watchmen will top that because Watchmen is the shit.
Considering how old Harrison Ford is, he actually looks really damn good. I'd hit it.
Watchmen will own all other super heroes ever made and forthcoming. It will be THAT DAMN GOOD.
Watchmen will suck. I called it.
Wow, this new Indiana Jones movie might be good.
im going to go with lemon on the blind love for all things watchmen. also, jokers make up looks awesome. its all fucked up. so maniacal.