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...and you thought only Freshmen wrote bad poetry....
SlavedHeart \| 2:46 PM on 09.18.2007	4 comments

Though I am now over tired...
my thumb and fingers, all blazing fire,
HalfLife done, Doom's next on the pile
How I love to game.

Eyes tracked dots, from wall to wall...
Resistance found me slow to draw
Sniped in the head, but GG ya'all.
How I love to game.

THUG 1 THUG 2, THAW and Tape8
don't spend this much time when I masturbate
another line or another (oblivion) gate
How I love to game.

Time draws neigh, this is over dramatic
Though I was going to keep up at it.
Instead I'm going to load Warhawk, addict....
How I love to ......

Hell with this... I'm going to play...

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4 comments | showing # 1 to 4

Neonie

"My ears have wax, waxy, waxy, so waxy, I think Im going to hail a taxi."-DTB

"Eat your vegtables, they'll make you grow up, unless their rotten, then they'll make you throw up."-DTB

SlavedHeart

Well, that, and I needed to draw attention to my updated version of a blog banner...

one with less misspellings,

and hopefully, less misunderstandings...

wardrox

Nice poem, almost as good as thi :-P

SlavedHeart

Just for those that noticed... this is loosely based on Marvin, the Paranoid Android's Poem, How I hate the Night... ahem...

"Now the world has gone to bed
but darkness won't engulf my head
because I can see by Infra-Red
How I hate the Night"
...
Just for the nostalgia of it...

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