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Because of Australia, you ALL get boned on Fallout 3
Skribble | 7:42 PM on 09.09.2008 36 comments


It's true, straight from the horses mouth.



Bethesda's PR exec Pete Hines states...

"We want to make sure folks understand that the Australian version of Fallout 3 is identical to both the UK and North American versions in every way, on every platform.

An issue was raised concerning references to real world, proscribed drugs in the game, and we subsequently removed those references and replaced them with fictional names. To avoid confusion among people in different territories, we decided to make those substitutions in all versions of the game, in all territories.

I didn't want people continuing to assume the version in Australia was some altered version when it's not. There are no references to real world drugs in any version of Fallout 3."



So because Australia had to go and have a sad over drug usage in Fallout 3, which has been in the Fallout series before, not to mention Half Life's hazard suit that pumps you full of morphine while screaming it in your ear every time it does, along with Bioshock's jamming of a syringe in to ones arm, which is far more graphic than any of the others listed above, you ALL get to have friendly and fuzzy names for your drugs.


"The drugs depicted are fictional; drugs are depicted as stylised icons on a menu with the drug use itself not depicted. Whilst navigating a post-apocalyptic futuristic landscape, players can invoke the use of a variety of "chems" listed by fictious names which include "Buff", "Rad-X", "Psycho" and "Ultrajet"."



Can't wait to bunt some fucking BUFF in to my god damn fucking eyeballs.

FUCK YEAH



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Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:20
Maurice Tan
Lame, but I think I can live with that. Not as bad as having no blood in No More Heroes...
Paustinj's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:22
Paustinj
Could be worse, they could have censored the violence.
AKK's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:24
AKK
That's fucking stupid. Why gimp the rest of us because Australians suck?
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:26
Rucksack
...seriously?

An American company should never give in to foreign censorship.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:28
RJG
On behalf of all Australians, I apologise, and would ask you to pity us rather than be angry at us, because of Rock Band.

It took this long for it to come out in Europe, but Australia will never get it.

Thank you, and may LOL have mercy on us all.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:29
Endstiem
I resent the hatred toward Australia. Please direct all trolling to our OFLC board, thank you.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:33
Dead Movie Star
We weren't boned, but Australia's legislation is retarded and it is fine that Bethesda changed their game for everyone.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:34
Puppy Licks
The OFLC is now known as the 'Classification Board', so direct all angry letters their way.

Well at least I don't have to import now :P
TwinkieFGR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:36
TwinkieFGR
Umm, those are the names used in the original games.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:41
nebones
Australia wins.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 20:51
Brian Szabelski
We will steal their kangaroos in response.
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 21:01
Spitfire
those were the names of the drugs in the other fallout games.... Buff was cool and so was Rad-X, but Jet was fucking hardcore when you get addicted to it. It gave some serious penalties when you when into withdrawl.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 21:05
Endstiem
Take them. Please, I beg of you :)

On a serious note, I think it is unfortunate that it came to this situation at all.

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Endstiem/fallout-3-there-is-a-god-99266.phtml

As you can see, unjustified censorship is a topic that really fucking irks me.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 21:18
dephect
I dont see the problem... I think they did a good job of compromising.
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 21:25
Mentok the Mindtaker
Seriously though, Fuck you Australia...
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 21:29
SilverDragon1979
So they aren't going ot have Wombats in Fallout 3?
Crumpet Lips's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 22:12
Crumpet Lips
Don't make it sound like it is our fault asshole. Fuck most of you guys above my post.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 22:18
B-Radicate
Fuck Australia. No seriously. Where's the hole?
roninnogitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 22:41
roninnogitsune
so Morphine's not called Morphine... big deal. I'm fine with no real world drug reference.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 23:10
Skribble
Its not about the drugs just being called other names, its the fact that they were NOT called those in the first place, and that they had to be changed so some stupid fucks would have some false sense of security.

"Ohhh its called Buff X, that's so cute, not like that nasty Morphone at all. Well, time to make somebody explode in to a pile of mashed up flesh with my mini-nuke"

Fucking seriously...
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 23:13
ajaxender
1) In those other games you mentioned, it never actually says 'Here have some Morphine!'. You know something is happening but theres no real world connection.

2) Morphine is boring. Buff, Rad-X, Psycho, and OMG, ULTRAJET! are FREAKIN AWESOME!

So while its not good for the whole ridiculous censorship issue (i cant imagine anyone thinking they could use morphine like in a game actually being able to get their hands on some), i prefer this. I wish theyd came up with such mega cool names to begin with, so there was no problem.
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 00:46
DanMazkin
Yeah, Fuck Australia. Fucking Kangaroos.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 03:10
Timmeh
Bodies exploding in a shower of limbs = A-Okay

Using a drug for medicinal purposes, with repercussions for going overboard with it = Not in our country, son

Classification boards are an absolute joke.

Since most of the names were fictional to begin with, it's no great loss but still idiotic.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 03:22
Aziel13
serisouly who gives a rats ass about australia
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 05:52
Alasdair Duncan
@aziel .... err people who actually live in Australia.
Crumpet Lips's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 06:32
Crumpet Lips
You guys are actual fuck heads. Racist fuck heads. Sure go ahead blame my entire country for Bethesda going out of their way and renaming a drug in a game. Gee, shit it makes SUCH a big difference for the overall product. I just KNOW people will refuse to buy Fallout 3 now that morphine has been canned.

Seriously grow the fuck up. We don't decide what we want, it's our government. I guess the entire world could be giving all you americans the middle finger salute and yelling at the top of their lungs "FUCK YOU AMERICAN SCUM" purely based on the descisions your fuck head president has made since he has been in office.

It would be great to get the Destructoid admins onto this thread you fucking morons. Oh wait, I better say "FUCK YOU DESTRUCTOID!" because of the idiots in its community.

Pretty annoyed at how you are all treating this name change of a drug in a video game. It has absolutely direct affect on the game so build a fucking bridge and get over it you fucking wankers.
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 07:09
Rucksack
@Crumpet Lips

Since when did "Australian" become a race?

Your point is valid though. We should be kinder to the Australian people because you're obviously all so oppressed...
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 08:32
Def JM
@Crumpet Lips



Does this make you feel a little less butthurt?
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 08:41
Skribble
Settle down crumpetlips, they are referring to the Classification Board, not Australia itself, stop looking for trouble. And your one to talk about building a bridge dude, its the internet, people say stupid shit, it doesn't mean they actually hate us and our horrible, horrible country.

You seem to be missing the point, though.

The drugs could be called 'Sunshine fuzzyfluff' and we would not give a shit if that's what the developers originally wanted to call it, but it's not, and neither is 'Buff X'.

They wanted to call one of their drugs 'Morphine' to give the game a more serious overtone, but they had to change it because apparently having it called Morphine would incite every single person who plays it to search out morphine from wherever they can, then somehow obtain it, perhaps in floating green bubbles in back alleys, and then figure out how to use it.

It's fucking STUPID and I'm fucking angry about it, and so is everyone else here, and rightfully fucking so. It's a ridiculous censor, it's a ridiculous classification board and a goddamn ridiculous government.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 09:49
Alasdair Duncan
One thing I'd be interested to see is if any other countries change the classification of the game now that they've got "sunshine fuzzyfluff" drugs instead of real drugs. I doubt we'll see any real changes, but then again that might show up how stupid the declining of a classification was in the first place.

Oh and I think the proper term would be xenophobic..... not racist.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 11:31
mix
I wonder what it's like to work at a Hospital in Australia?

I need a shot of happy fun time for this patient stat...
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 18:54
Skribble
^hahaha
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 22:43
Macca
Holy shit. I can't believe how worked up you're getting over the name of something.

You really need to think about how big of a deal this is. Is it really going to change how much enjoyment you get out of the game? Is it going to change the quality of the game? I hardly think so. It's not like it's game changing or anything...
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