Just a small post for the moment. Just received an email from my great friends EA, who have decided to inform me, a resident of Western Australia, that I can get my hands on the full version of the creature creator for free with my local paper!

"MY LOCAL PAPER! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? That is so awesomely nice of you guys!"

"No worries buddy, you can pick it up from the Daily Telegraph(NSW), The Herald Sun(VIC) or The Courier Mail(QLD)! Enjoy!"

"...but..dude, I live in Perth, it's on the other side of the country, I don't get those newspapers."

"Oh...well BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME LOL"



Come on EA. Don't be so fucking half-assed with your gay fucking promotions. No, W.A, S.A and N.T don't have the largest population of the country but seriously. It's like giving 3 of your children Christmas presents while the other 2 just get to watch.

It doesn't bother me too much because the thing will be up for download within a few hours of it being released, and I don't give a shit about stealing from EA, but it's just the principal of the thing.

And that's my rant or something.

Fucking EA. Fucking Australia. Fucking WAAAAHHHMBULANCE!


also, cocks