Okay, Dtoid, check this shit out. This here's a metal slime.
First off, he was designed by Akira Toriyama, the guy who made Dragon Ball. Can you name the guy who designed Ekans? Did he create a wildly popular, meme-spou...
Or, Embracing the Metagame.
It may shock you all to learn that I am as much of a traditional gamer as I am a video gamer. Actually, that was presumptuous. It would shock you, if anyone gave a crap about some schmuck on the...
This was whipped up in about 30 minutes to for my Poetry professor. I figured people might enjoy it. It is an Italian-style Sonnet, for all the shit that entails.
THE HARDCORE GAMER’S SONNET
O’er hills of polygonal splen...
Thank you for Mass Effect 2.
Thank you for removing the Mako.
Thank you for making more than 3 interiors.
Thank you for vastly improving the gunplay.
Thank you for cutting down on unnecessary RPG elements.
Thank you for limit...
...Or, Why I Think Interactivity is the Current Pinnacle of Media
My Father has a favorite story from my childhood. It has to do with me, at age four or five or so, the first time I saw an animated film. That film was Be...
I am not a member of the The Escapist Forums. On a scale of one to retarded they fall somewhere between Paris Hilton and Donald Trump (wheras Destructoid is merely between Steve Jobs and Peter Molyneux), which is a bit lower...
A lot of people in the Champions Online community were frustrated that, compared to October's Blood Moon and, well, most multiplayer game seasonal events in general, this December's Attack of the Misfit Toys was half-assed. ...
WARNING: THIS NOTE CONTAINS LOTS OF MASS EFFECT NERDINESS, SPOILERS, AND FANBOYISM.
On the eve of Mass Effect 2, which I can decidedly say I am preordering, I've returned to Mass Effect 1, in one part to refresh myself on th...
About SimonSaysDie One of us since 1:43 PM on 12.19.2009
My name is Liam, and I love explosions, history, people getting punched in the face, gas masks, leather gloves, broadswords, nice hips and legs, the internet, dogs, and rugged stubble in no particular order.