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Simmons 2pt0 | 12:43 PM on 10.24.2007 23 comments


A zombie using a starfish as a ninja star? Pure win.

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21 comments | showing # 1 to 21
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Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 12:53
Brandon Undead
Not a zombie; the Toxic Avenger! Look him up, you won't be disappointed.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 12:58
Cowzilla3
Toxie! greatest hero ever. The Trauma horror movies are works of art!

Also your avatar is strangley hypnotic.
Vegas's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 12:59
Vegas
is it garbage day yet?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 12:59
Aaron Mxy Yost
Ah, Toxie II... total win.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 13:00
blehman
*sigh*

I wish I could see teh video's at work.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 13:03
Brandon Undead
Cowzilla: Not trying to be a picky bastard, but it's "Troma". I only say so because I'm hoping some people will look em up.

I think Troma has, or is, officially closing it's doors this year :( So sad.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 13:05
king3vbo
This video is hilarious
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 13:10
Cowzilla3
You are totally right Brandon Undead and I should be ashamed of myself for the typo.
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 13:11
ShawnKelfonne
GARBAGE DAY!? *eyebrows*
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 13:12
Aaron Mxy Yost
@ Brandon Undead: NOOOOO!!!!!!
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 13:15
RskimB
Lol @ Commando
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 13:22
Brandon Undead
Mxyzptlk: I can't find the info now, but I had read before that Lloyd was funding their latest feature, Poultyrgeist, out of pocket to get it finished, and that it would probably be their last feature film. Maybe... maybe they're going to distribute and not make movies in house? I dunno

A quick crawl around troma.com shows that they're in some turbulance, moving online servers, requesting donations to keep their free film festival going this year, etc.

What a shame.
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 13:23
jerrt
commando was funny, i always love that first part of the video where arnold get a guy in the nuts with an axe underhanded.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 13:37
MechaMonkey
The ridiculous factor of all those films was off the charts.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 14:52
Das Inchworm
toxie IV is my shit. NOXIE is one bad mutha. I also have a toxie shirt which kicks soo much ass.
Origin488's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 15:22
Origin488
when he said garbage day, i thought he said "carpet stain?!"

also, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 15:25
VampireChrist
'Big Trouble in Little China' just might be the greatest film of all time
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 15:59
RICHARD BLOCKER
The funniest Ahnahld quote was when they forced him to sign the contract in Running Man and he stabs the guy in the back, and he says. "keep da pen"

Classic, just classic
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 19:41
LostCrichton
I wouldn't count out Troma just yet. On a side note, I just picked up the Troma/Devil's Due graphic novel of Toxic Avenger and other Tromatic Tales.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 19:45
LostCrichton
@ Brandon Undead: Poultrygeist is the first Troma film funded completely by Lloyd himself but the studio still purchases original independent films for distribution.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2007 20:02
Brandon Undead
Lost: Good deal. That is a bit less disappointing.
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