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Hey look buddy. I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean muther hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous behind? The answer? Is a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod lil' ole number, designed by me, and built by me. And you best hope, I don't point it at you.

I use teh GOOZEX

I enjoy most FPS mostly Team Fortress 2, and I am an MMO whore

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Keep April Fools Away, Also Snaileb Helm
Simmons 2pt0 \| 5:58 PM on 04.01.2008	5 comments

I despise April Fools Day, but there is some creativity to some of the things created. Although it's just for April Fools day, this chain lock is suweet.

If you want an impossible door chain, get the Defendius today!

-via engadget

And for the steampunk fans we have a strange looking helmet that was first bought at Disney World by "pogo*the*clown" and "steampunked out" for a measly $41.00 on ebay. While I personally find it goofy looking as hell, somebody probably likes it.

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4 comments | showing # 1 to 4

Snaileb

Only 41 bucks? I got the real one for alot more! I feel jyped.

YEAH I WANT IT. Get online and play Gears Mr.Simmons

Brian Szabelski

Suweet finds. Especialy that door chain.

Snaileb

WHY ARENT YOU ON GEARS YET?

Aziel13

thats Fucking ghey

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