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Hey look buddy. I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean muther hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous behind? The answer? Is a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod lil' ole number, designed by me, and built by me. And you best hope, I don't point it at you.

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I enjoy most FPS mostly Team Fortress 2, and I am an MMO whore




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Christmaslulz, Also Box!
Simmons 2pt0 | 1:13 PM on 12.17.2007 5 comments


In the spirit of Christmas and caroling and whatever communists do on this holiday. I bring you joy in the form of video. May be old but always good for a hearty X-mas laugh.



Plus, as promised I bring you a gift you should have gotten somebody last year! It fits right in here at the Destructoid community as I'm sure many of you have seen it. I bring you also box.



The comments are pure genius.



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the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 13:26
the GAMEGOBLIN
... wow. That guy deserves a medal.
Vegas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 13:29
Vegas
Bidding on the box.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 14:22
MechaMonkey
My cock is about 30 inches around and about 9 inches at the base and about 6 inches at the head

No wonder it doesn't fit.

And where is that video from? I found it to be imbued with the essence of hilarium.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 14:44
BS3 Owner
Whiteboy's eBay Listing, NO?
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