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Simmons 2pt0
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Christmaslulz, Also Box!

In the spirit of Christmas and caroling and whatever communists do on this holiday. I bring you joy in the form of video. May be old but always good for a hearty X-mas laugh. Plus, as promised I bring you a gift you should...


Tech Round-up!

First off, we've got a sweet flip-book movie which could have been better with sounds like *Vwing* and *Shazam!* but very impressive nonetheless. There was recently another movie released based on ze Matrix . I remember try...


My thoughts on CoD 4 MP

I've been in a world made of dreams and bullets the last few days, Call of Duty 4 is amazing. Amazing like my xbox 360 spouted out unicorns. Fucking amazing. The maps in the Mp are very original and different and I have yet t...


Songs That Should Be In Rock Band Pt 2?

As I read Excremento's Songs That SHOULD be in Guitar Hero. I gotsta thinkin, and thinkin's bad, for me has a small brain. But onto the bloggage! I wondered what songs should be in Rock Band? I know that I get to rock out on ...


Rock Band News A.K.A Cccccombo Breaker Of Whiny Cblogs

I know I for one have been wondering for quite awhile, what if I want to play Rock Band with my buddies on the same xbox? Aren't there only 2 USB ports? Well fret no more Simmons! There's news on them there fronts. 1up recently recieved a "hub" for multiple USB ports on your 360, check it out. Linky


About Simmons 2pt0one of us since 3:46 PM on 10.01.2007

Hey look buddy. I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean muther hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous behind? The answer? Is a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod lil' ole number, designed by me, and built by me. And you best hope, I don't point it at you.

I use teh GOOZEX

I enjoy most FPS mostly Team Fortress 2, and I am an MMO whore


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