Aaron Linde has been fooling many of us for years now, making up stories like he hates Ocarina of Time and that he made Boner Quest. There all lies to cover up his true secret, He's been leading a secret life for a while now and I have been following him and have now obtained PROOF of his big secret. That secret is that...

Aaron Linde is gay with a fat bald guy!





Just like that hamster there, many of you must have had the same reaction. I know many of you are proably all like "This guy is a LIAR!" and like "Show me some god damn Proof!" , Well, I'm about to but be warned, what I'm about to reveal WILL be shocking and TERRIFYING to most so I ask any of you who are faint of heart to look away because shits about to get real!


Get ready, this is very REALLY REAL picture of Aaron's mistress..or should I say mister.





Aaron's mister is none other than man that goes by the name Brian Poshn, he's apparently some sorta comedian or something but what's more important is the fact that Aaron has been spotted with this man several times now. I can already hear some of you angrily spouting " SO! That doesn't mean anything! There just hanging out, there totally not gay for each other!" and that's where everybody is WRONG! I have photographic PROOF of the two being very gay with each other, it took many sleepless nights following the two and have managed to get a very convincing picture, be warned, the next picture I'm about to show is very REAL.





I unfortunately wasn't able to get a better picture but I think that it clearly shows Aaron in a pretty little tutu dancing around with his prince in the middle of a park late one night. Once again though, I know many of you are aren't convinced saying like "That's not Aaron, that's Steve Agee!" well, your wrong once again because Aaron Linde and Steve Agee are CLEARLY the same person! Aaron has been using the alias of Steve Agee for many years now to hide his secret life for a while now and as proof of such, I've managed to track down to comparison pictures that when put side by side, CLEARLY show that they are the SAME PERSON!!





Which one is Which, I dare you to tell me because I know your going to get it wrong because CLEARLY they ARE the same person! Aaron of course made it hard to find two alike photos by dying his hair and shaving his beard amongst other things but I think this comparison shot is enough to prove to everybody that it TRULY is true.


That's right folks, Aaron Linde is TRULY gay with a fat bald man, your secret is out Aaron Linde, or should I say Gayron Lingay!