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Hi, my name is Gary and I'm an alchoho- Oh, wait. Wrong introduction. Well, this is awkward. What is this place for? Gaming? Okay.

Let's start over. Hi, my name is Gary and I've been into gaming for as long as I can remember. This will probably date me as fairly young, but my first gaming platform I ever got was the Gameboy Pocket when that was released. I was seven. The first game I got, and it was the only game I had for a while, was Mortal Kombat 2, until my sort-of uncle bought me Super Mario Land 2 and Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening for Christmas. That was the beginning of the end. From that moment on, I was drinki- err, wait... Gaming! Hah! Got it. I was gaming ever since then.

I enjoy a nice bottle of aged scotch and a long RPG, preferably something by Bioware or BethSoft.

But, everything isn't all hangovers and adventure. There exists the dark times of the year. The coldest, darkest, most dreary and soul crushing months of the year, I can be found in the darkest corner of the apartment crying, wishing the demons would go away and stop trying to burn my library and break everything I own. But, I digress.

Hmm... I think I'm mixing up my introductions again. Anyway, I'm here and hopefully you'll have me.
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Shredded Angel
11:09 PM on 04.03.2012
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