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Gears of War 2 multiplayer: The definitive game of fail
Sho Nuff | 11:05 AM on 12.21.2008 157 comments


Gears of War 2 is fucking garbage. Yes, fucking garbage. How this bug filled excuse for a game received the scores it did, is a damn mystery. Playing or rather, trying to play this highly anticipated sequel (online in particular) is an exercise in futility. While looking for any kind of acknowledgment from Epic on the web, I came across another player who compiled a nifty list of some of the issues experienced. I would like to share that list with you courtesy X2theG. 1.Shotgun Boomshot Host Glitch 2.Grenade Tags and Melees Through Wall Glitch/Game Bug 3.Shield Glitches 4. People Lagging Out/Dropping or just down right Quitting from Matches 5.Spawning without a Weapon Game Bug 6.Broken Chainsaw 7. Weapon Slide Glitch Is this why Gears 2 is slipping in the XBL charts? Regardless, anyone giving this piece of shit 9s, 10s, hell even 8s is doing Epic and it’s fans a disservice. Sho Nuff! Sho Nuff!



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ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 11:17
ZServ
oh stfu, no one cares.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 11:19
Aertyr
I'm so sorry for you and all of your children.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 11:25
EternalDeathSlayer
Sho Nuff: This is just your opinion, and perhaps you should have made a note about it being YOUR opinion. I certainly don't have an issue with the game, and in fact have gotten many hours of enjoyment from it's online multiplayer. I am aware many people still have issues with getting into matches, but otherwise the experience has been great.

So calm the fuck down. Merry Christmas.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 11:36
EternalDeathSlayer
No, you saying it's fail is your opinion. Those glitches do exist, but that does not mean that other people can't enjoy the game. If you're going to be close minded and refuse to believe other people could like things you don't, then please leave Destructoid. We don't like your kind around here.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 11:40
blehman
Why are you feeding it?
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 11:43
ZServ
Also, if you don't "like my kind here" do something about it.

We do, we ignore your shitty blogs, tell you that you suck (which you do) and will ask CTZ to have fun with your account.

Go be a damn frat boy somewhere else, and stop with the ebonics in your name.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 11:48
The Incredible Edible Egg
That first one is a way to nerf the shotgun. If you ever played the first GoW, you would know how much the shotgun was used and abused. It has nothing to do with the boomshot. The other points you have can't really be argued.

Second, I'm not defending it, but it's a big fucking game and it's not exactly as easy as your copy+pasta links there.

Also, if it's so bad, why not never buy or rent it? Just saying it's one way to avoid the game. Now have fun talking to yourself as I see you did in response to every other comment. Happy Holidays, Grinch!
The Big Bad Wolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 11:58
The Big Bad Wolf
Gears 2 is an unfinished and possibly untested product, that is my opinion of course. Just can't stand the flaming going on from both sides. Kids get defensive when their get gets a bad name, whereas the other kids can't even get away with a harmless statement or opinion on a game. Theres no such thing as a perfect game- as I'm sure many, many of you agree.

However, what epic released deserved more time, more testing, more everything. Can we all agree on this?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 11:59
MechaMonkey
WHAT?! A GAME WITH BUGS?

Alert the President. We have a situation.

Sure enough.
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:00
BFeld13
How to create a generic post:
1. Generic inspirational poster with generic internet phrase
2. Egregious use of expletives
3. Ending with a "totally dope" street phrase
4. Defending yourself in the comments, unable to realize that people disagree with you.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:10
Zombutler
SHO NUFF: Please shut the fuck up. Everyone knows Gears 2 has problems. We get it. Please just be quiet. When all you can do when someone debates you is to insult their avatar, I think it's time to go fuck yourself.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:15
Zombutler
SHO NUFF: Egg debated you with valid points, as well as others. You keep telling us to shut you up, and insulting people like a 7th grader. I'm sure there is a shark here who would be glad to shut you up.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:20
Zombutler
/nailcoffin
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:22
Fusiontr
*grabs popcorn and sits back to watch the fun unfold*
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:22
aborto thefetus
1. Gears 1 had alot of glitches and problems like the second one. Some of the ones you listed existed in the first one and the others are no where near as bad as the originals. I don't see how a fan of the first one could possibly hate the second one based off of the fact it has glitches like the original did.

The way I see it, meleeing through a wall is no where near as bad as falling through a level or your character becoming invisible.

2. number 4 happens with every game on Xbox live. Not just Gears 2. It has nothing to do with the game it has to do with the players and their connections.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:28
Ub3rSlug
I don't think you have Gears 2. Enjoy your hand.
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:41
ChillyBilly
Yea because most games are shipped bug free.....

ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:53
ChillyBilly
So far I have been throughly enjoying it and I guess it's just me but I haven't run in to any bugs yet. Seriously, stop taking yourself so goddamn serious.
If you hate the game so much then take the game back to the store, get your money back and go buy some alcohol or something, maybe then your friends and family will find you more enjoyable to be around.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:56
TheDreadHawk
Sho Nuff - New troll on the block. Oh yeah baby!
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 12:59
ChillyBilly
in America
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:09
ChillyBilly


Epic is laughing at your epic fail.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:23
pedrovay2003
I love how whenever people stay calm and tell you something you don't like, you insult their avatars. Mature.
CarlCastello's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:27
CarlCastello
This post is genius.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:29
Scrixx
You really have nothing better to do then to come on a community site and complain about a game? Every game has its fair share of problems. Tell me, what is your favorite game? I bet I can find issues with it. If you don't like a game because of it, don't play it.

Some people just don't deserve to be gamers..
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:33
nukka jdav
YELLING
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:33
BS3 Owner
@ Heretic

Your 100% Right on the Gspot.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:34
power-glove
So, instead of sending a reasonable email to Epic informing them of these problems, you fire off a needlessly angry blog that makes you look childish. People like you seriously need to do some a lot more constructive for the gaming industry and help make it better rather than try to tear it down.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:38
Half left
I found the single player and co-op to be quite good. I just don't play the multiplayer.

If you don't like it, don't play it.
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:39
ChillyBilly
@BFELD13:

Your serve!
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:40
Scrixx
I don't have anything better to do, I'm playing Counter Strike Source, a game I enjoy very thoroughly, and not complaining about it despite its issues. And it's a lazy Sunday. But you sir, are acting very immature, just move on.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:42
nukka jdav
The only thing that was ever perfect was Jesus.
hcore's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:42
hcore
Wtf... why is everyone ripping on sho nuff?

He made a valid point, and is entitled to his opinions, and even more so when he backs them up with videos, or w/e. I honestly think GoW has been broken in multiplayer since the first installment. Its just a contest to see who can slide faster with a shotgun to your head.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:43
ZServ
Then don't buy it. And yes, in America you CAN return opened games. In fact, you have 14 days to do so at most stores. Seriously, quit bawwwwwwing over the fact that 60 measly dollars were spent on a game that has the same issues the first did, yet you seem to enjoy the first. Go play it then. Geez, all you do is whine.

In b4 generic insult, because you lack any hope.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 13:57
blehman
Why are you all still feeding it?
CarlCastello's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:04
CarlCastello
@HERETIC
Troll school FTW.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:08
EternalDeathSlayer
Hcore: He can't respect that other people have opinions of their own, and he can't seem to fathom how other people might enjoy a game he doesn't.

That's childish and immature.

Just the fact that he still feels the need to defend himself by insulting people instead of debating shows that he deserves no respect nor does he deserve your defense of him and his shitty emo blog.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:11
Orionsaint
THE MAGIC IS GONE. I'm a huge Gears fan!!! I'm a good shotgunner and torquebower. Playing Gears brings this joy to me, I can't even explain it. I feel so in control. So I was so excited for Gears 2! Well here I am today and Gears 2 depresses me on so many levels. First all, I despise the Lobby. The way it's setup. The way it looks. The pointless simple ranking system. I really love the lobby in the first game. It's different from most multiplayer games. It had it's own style and wasn't trying to ripoff Halo. Don't get me started on matchmaking. It's not just the Lobby. The depressing maps. There's something so unappealing about them. Even the beloved maps from the first game, somehow become depressing in Gears 2.

Let's get to the obvious one first. The dumbing down of the shotgun. The damn thing won't shot straight anymore. You have to be so precise with it. It also loves to shoot the ground, but that's not the only thing that hurts the shotgun. The way the character controls now hurts your ability to use the shotgun accurately at will. For example. Using the shotgun in Gears1. You can easily fake out opponents, by moving side to side with precise control. Creating some awesome shotgun battles. You can also walk around enemies and shotgun them in the back before they know what's coming. You can even stand still. Have an enemy roadie running towards you to shotgun you and at the last second, shimmy to the side and shotgun them. Now that's badass! Well that's all basically gone in Gears2.

The next obvious one is the ridiculous stopping power of the Lancer and Hammerburst. Don't bother trying to run up to someone and shotgun them in Gears2, if they're facing you. You'll get taken down faster than you can say, Lancer. Take that shotgunners! All because Cliffy thought the Shotgun was cheating, so he handicapped it, but now you can cheat with the Lancer. Gee, way to balance thinks out Cliffy. So then what's Cliffy's solution to balance things out?, Well by making the shotgun more powerful from a distant of course, but what's fun about shotgunning from a mile away?


The rest of the obvious ones are, massive amounts of glitching, smoke grenades knocking you down every second, ink grenades killing you, even though you're 10ft away, sticking bombs on a wall...Okay it's Warzone. You and one guy left. Who's gonna win? I dunno. This is exciting folks! Ok Let's find this guy. Ok I'm roadie running. Hmm, where could he be? Maybe he's...BOOM!!! You're dead! Game Over! WTF? That's not fun. Where's the suspense? I mean if you can kill someone by just planting a bomb somewhere and your enemy runs by it about 10ft and blows up. I might as well stick a bomb facing me as I crotch in cover at a corner and wait for you to stop by and blow up. It's ridiculous!

It's easy to say, oh people who are sucking at a game, get upset and create a thread just for complaining, but then you got people like me, who are complaining, because I was real good at the prequel and now in the sequel. They changed the play mechanic's and I'm no longer a really good player, not that I'm not holding my own in Gears2. The bottom line is, I'm just not having as much fun playing Gears2 as I did playing Gears1. Gears1 had become second nature to me. Gears2 feels like work. So I'm playing Gears1 again, not that I won't play Gears2 again. It'll just never be as good as Gears1 and the fact that it fell to #3 as the most played Multiplayer game on XBL. Shows I'm not alone and should send a message to Cliff Bleszinski, that change isn't always a good thing.

I have a simple solution. Give the player the option to use Gears1 style controls or Gears2 style controls. It's up to the player or host, what style of control is set. That's fair.
DonHonk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:13
DonHonk
Agreed.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:15
EternalDeathSlayer
orionsaint: Give the player the option to use Gears 1 controls?

THEY CONTROL EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:15
Qraze
here's what needs to happen, you need to email epic. okay? how do they know if you don't email them of the problem? expecting someone else to do is what someone else is not doing. making a video and blog on it do you or the game no justice. and try not to insult every fucking body here or you will pay for months on end. most of us here actually play together, and attack in packs. so watch what you type, okay?
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:17
The Incredible Edible Egg
LOOKIT ME IM SHO NUFF UR ALL FAGS. IMMA GO TROLL JIM STERLING NEXT CAUSE IM WITTY AND EDGY!!!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:27
Qraze
lol heretic.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:30
power-glove
No. I want you to tell Epic about the problems and some them some examples of them in action. That way they can what is wrong and have a better idea about how to fix it. This blog does not help anything. I am not telling you to be a conformist, genius.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:35
Scrixx
You still never answered me either, what's your favorite game?

You have no reason to be arguing, stupid troll.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:36
ZServ
sho nuff; Target let me, Best Buy let me, and GameStop let me. All stores I've returned open games to after 7 days.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:37
power-glove
*The first some is supposed to be "some"
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2008 14:42
Zombutler
EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING. ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS TIME. BE FUCKING JOLLY
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