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Intro post of the century
ShiverBoo | 9:01 PM on 03.19.2008 29 comments


I feel like I'm going to be raped regardless of whether or not I post this, so I figure get this out now and get it over with.

I'm a gamer, otherwise I wouldn't be here. I live in Ohio, where the weather has PMS and everything else pretty much sucks balls. I am a chick. Yes. That means boobs.

This is the part where I explain that I'm a Nintendo fangirl, Microshaft is fun, and Sony can suck it.

I have all but one Mario Party. Yes, I know they're all the same damn game, but I like the same damn game. Add to this any of the SSB titles, Harvest Moon(s), Wind Waker, Mario Superstar Baseball and Super Mario Galaxy and I am very, very happy.
For my DS, gimme some Cooking Mama and Pokemanz. And Tetris. Moar Tetris.

On XBox (360, if applicable) I like JSRF, Panzer Dragoon Orta, Gears of War, Halos 1, 2 & 3, n+ and Viva fucking Piñata. It's such a beautiful game.

As far as I'm concerned, Sony can go beat themselves unconscious with their Playstation shit; so long as I don't have to play anything on any of their systems, I'm set.



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Conrad Zimmerman's Destructoid Blog
You have boobs and don't seem like a complete moron. Everyone will love you here. Actually, you could still be a moron. You have boobs, after all.
power-glove's Destructoid Blog
Who is Microshaft? Anyways, welcome, join us for some Friday Night Fights. Nice bannet, BTW.
power-glove's Destructoid Blog
I meant nice banner, ugh.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
omg boobs hai!!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid, I love you.
Knives's Destructoid Blog
(>'-')> <('-'<) ^('-')^ v('-')v <('-'<) ^( )^ (>'-')> ^(^-^)>

I love Kirby ^_^. Welcome!

Remember the forums and don't suck :).
ShiverBoo's Destructoid Blog
I love you too, Sadistic, I love you too
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
My love for Kirby makes me love you.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
I'm sorry, I hate vaginas right now.
We can be friends tomorrow.

and your banner is cute.
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog


How you doin'?
bahss's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid!
Quick, which kirby was the best in Super Smash Bros,? Original, Melee, or Brawl?
Arcanum's Destructoid Blog
Why the hate for sony?
Did crazy kaz rape you or something?
ShiverBoo's Destructoid Blog
I'm gonna say Melee or bust
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
I had a PS1 and currently have a PS2 and a PS3...but welcome anyway.
bahss's Destructoid Blog
Melee? Really, Melee? Really? Melee? Really...?
ShiverBoo's Destructoid Blog
Sony bores me. Why should I not hate them?

@brecksher- Really, Melee, really
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
welcome and please remeber the monocle goes on the left eye
LEFT!
other then that welcome
Skribble's Destructoid Blog
Welcome; apart from your fangirlism, your intro does not fail.

Realize all consoles have their strong and weak points.
bahss's Destructoid Blog
I'd have to disagree and say Original. Just because the Up+B was the great. Not so much in Melee, better in Brawl, but not Original Standards. But, you sound a lot like me, apart from the Melee and the vagina thing. So, again, Welcome. Glad to have boo- I mean, you here.
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
My love for boobs makes me love you

Seriously though, welcome, good job not having a shitty first post.
Tragic Hero's Destructoid Blog
Commander Keen eh? That puts you at a good start...

Welcome aboard!
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
You hate Sony. I <3 you.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Rape might be imminent but Viva Pinata should keep it at bay for a while :)
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Well, if their games bore you, that’s fine. Personally, there isn’t much 360-exclusive stuff that interests me, which is why I seriously doubt I’ll ever get one. But you don’t have to hate Sony just because you don’t like their games. Did they personally harm you in any way? How is this hate justified? Fanboys and fangirls (and their opposites) just never made sense to me.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Why am I not surprised this blog got this many hits?
kaz's Destructoid Blog
@Arcanum
I most certainly did not!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Aw, Sadie, what's the matter baby. Why'd you stop randomly emailing me. I miss that.
ShiverBoo's Destructoid Blog
@Samit- I believe that my personal opinion can be supported by the fact that I do or do not enjoy said console/company/game/etc. Just because I love Nintendo does not mean I automatically have to hate someone.
In the past, I've had to turn in my PS2 at least 3 separate times, which I've had to do not once with any of my other consoles. Not only was this an inconvenience, but after going back to my re-purchased PS2, I found nothing interested me and getting one that actually worked had been a waste of money. I've never gone back to Sony, and I'm quite happy.


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