A new scientific research by the Institute Of Systematical Body Assault, Rapists, Baby Eaters and Evil Parents has found out that all mental problems developing after a particularly vile assault and/or constant forms of abuse are in fact caused by the fact that the victim has seen or played a video game at some point in his/her life!
It is particularily saddening to Assholes (c) everywhere that they are still, sometimes maybe I guess, being blamed for their actions of love toward their fellow human beings, while the fault resides in the victim habit of trying to have fun and enjoy themselves by playing video games!
The research came to conclusion that all problems in life comes from video games. If you are feeling suicidal after a particular foggy memory of abuse comes back to your mind, well, be aware that YOU played video games too! Huh? Huh? And do you have a few rock CDs in your room? Huh? Huh?!! Take that!
In another completely related note, a research by the Institute Of How To Commit More Warfare Crimes also recommends you to approve of war, privacy invasion, development of new weapons, and mass murder of civilians.
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