For those new to the Steamtoid Challenge, check out what it's all about
right here. With that out of the way, let's get started.
First! There are rules to be followed!
1) Must have a Steam account!
2) Must join the Destructoid group on Steam
3) Must join Dtoid's chatroom (AKA Steamtoid)
Now onto the challenge.
Best Gaming Haiku
Deadline: Monday, October 3rd, 2011
Doesn't matter what video game it's about, doesn't matter the context. Could be funny, awkward, epic, or just fucked up, it's all good! Stick to the 5-7-5 format of Haiku. Know the risks of coming up with a clever haiku that is only funny to those who've played a certain game (Not everyone will get a Persona haiku, for example).
Submissions can be sent by PM, commenting here, or by finding me through other means.
Prizes are given out on Mondays, because Mondays need less suck!
Bouncing in the sky
Sending the enemies down
The Balloon Fighter
WINRAR!
This week's winner is: Telephis
The sword is pulled free
The green hero masters time
He feels - HEY LISTEN 
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My crit rocket strikes
Terror throughout Gravel Pit
The server empties
This is when the fun begins
Now she's a hooker.
GTA games. Obviously.
Soldier rocket-jumps.
Suddenly, Hale! From nowhere!
I am now quite dead.
(with inspiration from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NckMIo10xFM )
But I choose to defy it
Zeus, know my true wrath
God of War