I'm sitting in the press room, pretty bored, overlooking the entire Digital Life showfloor.

There are a few other people in here, looking equally unenthusiastic about this place.

I took a bunch of video but, trust me, there's nothing you want to see. The highlight of my day has been getting yelled at by some douche bag running the Gears of War PC tourny. I wanted to invert my controls, which, it seems, freezes the fucking game.

God forbid you hit the start button.

"I told you not to change the controller!"
"I can't play uninverted."
"Then don't play the game!"
"Calm down, sir."

That is how our conversation went. He glared at me. I shrugged. You're a peon in a polo shirt, your life sucks, and your job is to watch people play video games all day. Suck my robot dick.

Beyond that, this place is mother fucking uneventful. Seriously, if there are any Dtoiders here, tell me, I totally want to meet up. I'm uber bored. At least they served me fettucini alfredo.

Gonna get out of here, peace out broscouts.