As my fingers dashed across a game pad at one-o-clock-ante-meridiem, the reality-shattering bullet of a potentially disastrous epiphany crashed through my skull. I dropped the controller on the floor softly, looking at the TV in a state of puzzlement. Surely, I was wrong. I was mistaken.
There was no way I had never beaten a
Final Fantasy game.
Frantically, I rushed through memories, way back, back into the days where beasts fell as my blade ripped through their necks during all-night gaming sessions. Back into the days where notebooks with puzzle-solving possibilities adorned my desk. Back into the days where I played role-playing games.
If I'm being truthful--and I should be, since this is a confession--I've hardly ever beaten an RPG. I mean, I love 'em to death, and I played them like crazy. In no way do I lack skill in role-playing games, though some would contest that you hardly
need skill to play them. What I do lack, however, is an attention span. This is a fatal flaw for a gamer.
For example, during
Final Fantasy XII. I loved
Final Fantasy XII like I love demeaning women. I hailed it as the revival of the series (Let's be honest. X sucked.), and probably one of the best games of 2006. I lost myself in the Gambit system, empathized with the characters, and man, don't even get me started on the graphics. But, all at once, I stopped playing. Just like that. Completely stopped. But why?
Sega Genesis Collection.
The advent of this new game onto my radar completely took me out of
Final Fantasy XII. I couldn't help but be drawn away by that sexy blue blur. And so, I left
Final Fantasy XII behind and moved on, never to go back.
So, forgive me, I am but a victim. I wanted to finish the game as much as the next guy, but, alas, 'twas impossible. I implore you, Destructoid community; what is your ultimate gaming sin? Drop it in the comments, or write a C-blog entitled "Blasphemous Gaming". I'm sure I'm not alone in my heresy.
Do I grind all of characters to lvl 99 and max their stats. Do I collect every item, hunt every monster, and explore every sidequest?
I am the king of attention span.
Worst mistake of my life.. I regret it to this very day.
I'm pretty sure the highest level in Disgaea is over 9000.
I did, however, get 100% on every stat in Rez.
And I tried four times.
1) I never beat Chrono Trigger. I played the snes version back in the day and loved it, but I needed to return it to my friend before I could beat it. I eventually bought the PS1 version (FF Anthologies) but the obnoxious load times prevented me from enjoying this masterpiece.
2) I've never beaten a Zelda game. Lemme explain, zelda games are boring to me. I always get half way through and quit. Something about the series just dosn't grab me the way it grabs other gamers. Oh well.
A lot of the time I just don't feel like grinding but I don't want to finish the game without REALLY completing it so the game just sits there unplayed entirely. Sometimes I manage to get over it and finish up or just go to the end but other times, such as with FF9 and FF12 and Kingdom Hearts 2 now that I think about it, I just start playing something else and forget to come back.
God had ran out of 'attention spans' when he was putting me together so he just stuck in a dog turd and hoped noone would ever find out.
With me it's always the newer, shinier game with bigger tits and 78 playable characters. I do try and go back to complete games in the down-times between new games (I only recently finished Saints Row after buying it at launch).
Another reason I fail is I get sidetracked fucking around. This is usually sandbox type games but not always. Crackdown took me over 30 hours to finish because I couldn't complete any campaign elements, the lure of fucking about was too strong. See also GTA, Saints Row, Mercenaries, Just Cause, Gun etc...
Fuck it though, I'm not trying to impress anyone with what I have and haven't finished. With the exception of number 7, every FF game has bored my cock clean off anyway.
I've never played a Final Fantasy game.