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My name is Robert Martinez. I am a BFA Candidate at SUNY Purchase, for Dramatic Writing. But mostly I play video games. Sometimes I write a blog, and then other times, people read it. I mostly frequent the Destructoid forums, which is not such a scary place, after all.

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Blasphemous Gaming - A confession.
Sheir | 7:06 PM on 08.22.2007 20 comments




As my fingers dashed across a game pad at one-o-clock-ante-meridiem, the reality-shattering bullet of a potentially disastrous epiphany crashed through my skull. I dropped the controller on the floor softly, looking at the TV in a state of puzzlement. Surely, I was wrong. I was mistaken.

There was no way I had never beaten a Final Fantasy game.

Frantically, I rushed through memories, way back, back into the days where beasts fell as my blade ripped through their necks during all-night gaming sessions. Back into the days where notebooks with puzzle-solving possibilities adorned my desk. Back into the days where I played role-playing games.

If I'm being truthful--and I should be, since this is a confession--I've hardly ever beaten an RPG. I mean, I love 'em to death, and I played them like crazy. In no way do I lack skill in role-playing games, though some would contest that you hardly need skill to play them. What I do lack, however, is an attention span. This is a fatal flaw for a gamer.

For example, during Final Fantasy XII. I loved Final Fantasy XII like I love demeaning women. I hailed it as the revival of the series (Let's be honest. X sucked.), and probably one of the best games of 2006. I lost myself in the Gambit system, empathized with the characters, and man, don't even get me started on the graphics. But, all at once, I stopped playing. Just like that. Completely stopped. But why?

Sega Genesis Collection.

The advent of this new game onto my radar completely took me out of Final Fantasy XII. I couldn't help but be drawn away by that sexy blue blur. And so, I left Final Fantasy XII behind and moved on, never to go back.

So, forgive me, I am but a victim. I wanted to finish the game as much as the next guy, but, alas, 'twas impossible. I implore you, Destructoid community; what is your ultimate gaming sin? Drop it in the comments, or write a C-blog entitled "Blasphemous Gaming". I'm sure I'm not alone in my heresy.



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Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 20:03
Joseph Leray
I'm exactly the opposite. I have an unnatural ability to pursue even the most mindless of tasks in order to play a game to completion.

Do I grind all of characters to lvl 99 and max their stats. Do I collect every item, hunt every monster, and explore every sidequest?

I am the king of attention span.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 20:09
Neonie
I bought a PS1 when they came out...

Worst mistake of my life.. I regret it to this very day.
Sheir's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 20:09
Sheir
Orcist, I have a friend exactly like you, but even more insane. Trained all of his characters to the highest level in Disgaea. It's crazy.

I'm pretty sure the highest level in Disgaea is over 9000.
MrRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 20:12
MrRed
I have never beaten one either I heard FF X was like 100 hours long !!!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 20:15
Maurice Tan
Hehehe, attention span can be a bitch! It helps if you focus or generate an obsessive compulsive disorder into game completion. I try to finish as many games as I physically can, but stuff like 100% in GTA just seems like a waste of time. You could be finishing other games in the hours you spend on that!
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 20:35
LordRegulus
The only Final Fantasy game I ever managed to finish was VII, and I think it was mostly out of spite. There are plenty of games I've never finished (if I stop having fun, I don't force myself), but my most glaring sacrilege is that I never got more than 3 hours into Twilight Princess.

I did, however, get 100% on every stat in Rez.
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 20:36
LordRegulus
Oh, and I never even passed the 2-hour mark in RE4.

And I tried four times.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 21:41
F Whipple
I've yet to beat ff6, although it's one of my favorites. I consider better than some games I've beaten such as ff8 and ff9.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 22:17
DaedHead8
I got a couple of gaming sins for you. One is shameless (the digital equivalent of murder) and the other I shall try and defend.

1) I never beat Chrono Trigger. I played the snes version back in the day and loved it, but I needed to return it to my friend before I could beat it. I eventually bought the PS1 version (FF Anthologies) but the obnoxious load times prevented me from enjoying this masterpiece.

2) I've never beaten a Zelda game. Lemme explain, zelda games are boring to me. I always get half way through and quit. Something about the series just dosn't grab me the way it grabs other gamers. Oh well.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 22:33
GuitarAtomik
I've played to death Final Fantasies 7-12 (except 11) but I've only beaten FFs 7,8, & 10. I noticed that the only thing keeping me from beating them is that point in the game when all you have to do is go to the last are to finish the game, but you're given the choice to grind up and finish side quests first.

A lot of the time I just don't feel like grinding but I don't want to finish the game without REALLY completing it so the game just sits there unplayed entirely. Sometimes I manage to get over it and finish up or just go to the end but other times, such as with FF9 and FF12 and Kingdom Hearts 2 now that I think about it, I just start playing something else and forget to come back.
Banj's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2007 03:48
Banj
I'm with you Sheir.

God had ran out of 'attention spans' when he was putting me together so he just stuck in a dog turd and hoped noone would ever find out.

With me it's always the newer, shinier game with bigger tits and 78 playable characters. I do try and go back to complete games in the down-times between new games (I only recently finished Saints Row after buying it at launch).

Another reason I fail is I get sidetracked fucking around. This is usually sandbox type games but not always. Crackdown took me over 30 hours to finish because I couldn't complete any campaign elements, the lure of fucking about was too strong. See also GTA, Saints Row, Mercenaries, Just Cause, Gun etc...

Fuck it though, I'm not trying to impress anyone with what I have and haven't finished. With the exception of number 7, every FF game has bored my cock clean off anyway.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2007 05:37
Justice
I've only played a demo of FFX adn FFX2, never even touched an FF game after that.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2007 10:44
Darren Nakamura
When I read the title for this, I knew what it was going to be about. I've got one. Maybe I'll write a blog post about it. I've never even PLAYED a Metal Gear Solid game.
soadsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2007 08:11
soadsam
hahaha ive been playing games almost all my life, but unless the games is about as long as super mario bros., i quit after about a week. i never can keep an attention span long enough to finish a game. 200 hours of gameplay? you gotta be shitting me. and dont even get me started on disgaea 2, as soon as i found out you could level up items and fight in court with the battle system, i knew there was no way in hell i'd ever finish the game.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 01:32
Aaron Mxy Yost
I'm pretty sure the only two RPGs I've ever completely finished were the first Dragon Warrior and Pokemon Red. There might be more or two more, but I can't think of any others.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 02:50
Sharpless
Weak. And do you know why?

I've never played a Final Fantasy game.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2007 17:24
Joseph Leray
Dexter, me neither.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2007 02:52
tehuberone
Good post!
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