It's March 16th again, and wow. You've come a long way, baby. I can't believe that we're still together on this day, with all that's been accomplished, all the fun, all the times we've had together. It's truly a testament to your influence and abilities, that you've worked your way up from virtually nothing, to the high level of fame and success that you proudly sit at now. Enjoy those successes, as well as your many future ones, because you deserve them.
Over the years, you've had many people working with you and for you, some well-known, some not. Though the faces and names have changed, you've always remained the same, with the same integrity, the same generosity, the same commitment to excellence and, well, just plain fun that brought you that aforementioned success. Your enthusiasm for the people around you and the work you do continues to draw people to you. And every man and woman that you encounter is better for having known you. I know I am.
So, thank you. Thank you for all you do. Thank you for going against the grain. Thank you for being passionate and committed to what you do. Thank you caring about others, even those you hardly know. Thank you for all the effort that you've put into your work, your friends, your family... everything. God bless you, and may you live a long, happy, healthy life.
And so, with all my heart and with every ounce of sincerity, I wish you the happiest of birthdays and the best of wishes, Mr. Jerry Lewis. Thank you for teaching the world how to smile.
What? Who? It's whose birthday? Oh. Really? Oh. Well, you know, just add your name where appropriate, Niero. Yeah. Uh, happy birthday. I guess.
Excellent matlocking good sir.