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"A man without a moustache is rather like a woman with one."
- Nick Cave

Name: Matt Sanderson
Occupation: Habitual Line-Stepper
Location: New Jersey, USA
Date of Birth: June 13, 1983
Place of Birth: London, England, UK
Relationship Status: D.O.A.
Blood Type: Too Rich To Die
Gamertag: Adversarius
Steam ID: Sharptoid

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No Clip (gaming)
Deep Ape (MST3K)
Tumblr (bullshit)
Twitter (twitters)
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Game Systems Owned
Xbox 360
Xbox
Playstation 2 (sold)
Playstation (gave away)
Gameboy Advance (dim screen)
Nintendo 64 (broken)
Super Nintendo
Sega Game Gear
Sega Genesis
Nintendo

Best Vidya Games Ever
01 Team Fortress 2
02 Earthworm Jim 2
03 Left 4 Dead
04 Half-Life 2
05 Portal
06 Earthworm Jim
07 Rock Band 2

Best Vidya Games Characters
01 Solid Snake
02 Anyone from Team Fortress 2
03 The G-Man
04 Gordon Freeman
05 Samus Aran
06 Francis (Left 4 Dead)
07 Francis York Morgan

Best Musics Ever
01 Wilco
02 Pixies
03 David Byrne / Talking Heads
04 The Beatles
05 They Might Be Giants
06 Interpol
07 Tegan and Sara
08 Paul Simon
09 Lady Gaga

Best Television Ever
01 Lost
02 Arrested Development
03 The Venture Bros.
04 Mystery Science Theater 3000
05 Firefly
06 Doctor Who
07 The Adventures of Pete and Pete
08 Freaks and Geeks
09 Community
10 That Mitchell & Webb Look

Best Ladies Ever
01 Amanda Tapping
02 Ellen Page
03 Thora Birch
04 Anne Hathaway
05 Alison Mosshart
06 Carey Mulligan
07 Kristen Bell
08 Amanda Seyfried
09 Alia Shawkat
10 Anna Kendrick

Best Dudes Ever
01 Steve McQueen
02 Wil Wheaton
03 Paul Newman
04 Conan O'Brien
05 Robert Downey, Jr.
06 Paul Rudd
07 Nathan Fillion
08 Jeff Bridges
09 Zach Galifianakis
10 George Clooney

Best Comic Book Ladies Ever
01 Power Girl
02 Barbara Gordon
03 Stephanie Brown
04 Cassandra Cain
05 Barda
06 Spider-Woman
07 Lady Blackhawke
08 Kitty Pryde
09 Psylocke
10 Miss Marvel

Best Comic Book Dudes Ever
01 Bruce Wayne
02 Vic Sage
03 Dick Grayson
04 Daken Akihiro
05 Booster Gold
06 The Riddler
07 Bane
08 Ted Kord
09 Deadpool
10 Mr. Freeze





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Wishing you a so very happy birthday...
Sharpless | 8:43 PM on 03.16.2009 5 comments




It's March 16th again, and wow. You've come a long way, baby. I can't believe that we're still together on this day, with all that's been accomplished, all the fun, all the times we've had together. It's truly a testament to your influence and abilities, that you've worked your way up from virtually nothing, to the high level of fame and success that you proudly sit at now. Enjoy those successes, as well as your many future ones, because you deserve them.

Over the years, you've had many people working with you and for you, some well-known, some not. Though the faces and names have changed, you've always remained the same, with the same integrity, the same generosity, the same commitment to excellence and, well, just plain fun that brought you that aforementioned success. Your enthusiasm for the people around you and the work you do continues to draw people to you. And every man and woman that you encounter is better for having known you. I know I am.

So, thank you. Thank you for all you do. Thank you for going against the grain. Thank you for being passionate and committed to what you do. Thank you caring about others, even those you hardly know. Thank you for all the effort that you've put into your work, your friends, your family... everything. God bless you, and may you live a long, happy, healthy life.

And so, with all my heart and with every ounce of sincerity, I wish you the happiest of birthdays and the best of wishes, Mr. Jerry Lewis. Thank you for teaching the world how to smile.



What? Who? It's whose birthday? Oh. Really? Oh. Well, you know, just add your name where appropriate, Niero. Yeah. Uh, happy birthday. I guess.



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Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:09
Puppy Licks
I didn't read the article, but I assume you are saying that it is really Jerry Lewis who created and maintains Destructoid.
Excellent matlocking good sir.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:19
Darren Nakamura
<3 <3 <3
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 21:52
Sharpless
MAKE SURE NIERO SEES THIS. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 22:45
Brian Szabelski
Happy birthday to our real overlord. Hey laaaaady!
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