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Name: Matt Sanderson
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Whoa, wait a minute... Katie Price was Lara Croft? [BOOBS]
Sharpless | 1:12 PM on 08.14.2008 19 comments




So, I was reading a nifty blog called Infinite Lives today, and I read something that blew my mind. Now, keep in mind that this will likely only blow your mind if you're from the UK or enjoy ample breasts or are a Tomb Raider fan. Or maybe this is common knowledge. Whatever.

Apparently, back in ye olde days of 1996, tabloid darling and sex-tape participant Katie Price, she of the obscene, ungodly-sized boobage, was Eidos' first Lara Croft model/mascot. I suppose it helps if you know who Katie Price actually is, but this just dumbfounded me. It's one connection I did not expect to see. One of the UK's premiere media whore-types got her start just like Croydon's favorite daughter Ms. Alison Carroll currently is. So, God help you, Alison. See you on reality TV.

The article that Infinite Lives is referencing is kind of interesting, too. It's a retrospective of all the Lara models coupled with their in-game counterparts. Some foxy polygons indeed.

Update: Oops. Apparently, Price was one of three models, as seen here.



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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 14:11
Darren Nakamura
I approve of this blog. Mostly because of the links. The other words I could take or leave.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 14:33
Cowboy TTop
A good find Sharp, I can barely remember this is in fact true.

I'm sure if you hunt around you'll find pics of Kelly Brooke, who also used to model a lot for some games.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 14:46
Sharpless
Oh, I know Kelly Brooke. I know her well. Also, yes, I totally put "BOOBS" in the title so people would click on it. I'm not sorry.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 14:47
blehman
I also support this blog, but then again I'm here for the bewbs.
Matchstickman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 14:56
Matchstickman
It's true and it's not true.
While she was a croft model, she was one of three Croft models used at a promo event, she was never 'the face' of Tomb Raider.
Link

As to Kelly Brook, the game I seem to remember her promoting was Deathtrap Dungeon. (which was also from Ian Jackson's stable)

Now I feel dirty for remembering this in such detail and must go scrub my brain.
Mogg's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 14:58
Mogg
is there a guy's head between her legs in that picture?

is it my head?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 15:13
Sharpless
@Matchstickman
Hmm, interesting. Well, relatively speaking. Thanks. :)
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 16:03
blehman
I don't seem to recall the crowbar and Alyx last time I was in here...new? Or am I just unobservant?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 16:17
Sharpless
No, it's new. I only just whipped it up after I made this post.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 18:10
Gameboi
I don't remember the name Katie Price, but I can see why she was chosen. ;-)
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 18:25
Eschatos
Sharpless: Our new official boob poster
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 18:54
Sharpless
Am I? I don't remember posting boobs much before.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 21:33
ArrestedDeveloper
You look like a thin Kevin Smith.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 00:53
Sharpless
I'm going to take that as a compliment, even though (A) I am not thin and (B) I loathe Kevin Smith. Thanks. :)
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 00:58
norm9
I didn't read your blog. Just wanted to endorse your use of BOOBs.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 10:53
Char Aznable
Not gonna lie, the "[BOOBS]" tag drew me in.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 12:14
ArrestedDeveloper
Technically everyone's thin compared to Kevin Smith.
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