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"A man without a moustache is rather like a woman with one."
- Nick Cave

Name: Matt Sanderson
Occupation: Habitual Line-Stepper
Location: New Jersey, USA
Date of Birth: June 13, 1983
Place of Birth: London, England, UK
Relationship Status: D.O.A.
Blood Type: Too Rich To Die
Gamertag: Adversarius
Steam ID: Sharptoid

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Nintendo

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01 Team Fortress 2
02 Earthworm Jim 2
03 Left 4 Dead
04 Half-Life 2
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01 Solid Snake
02 Anyone from Team Fortress 2
03 The G-Man
04 Gordon Freeman
05 Samus Aran
06 Francis (Left 4 Dead)
07 Francis York Morgan

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02 Pixies
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04 The Beatles
05 They Might Be Giants
06 Interpol
07 Tegan and Sara
08 Paul Simon
09 Lady Gaga

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01 Lost
02 Arrested Development
03 The Venture Bros.
04 Mystery Science Theater 3000
05 Firefly
06 Doctor Who
07 The Adventures of Pete and Pete
08 Freaks and Geeks
09 Community
10 That Mitchell & Webb Look

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01 Amanda Tapping
02 Ellen Page
03 Thora Birch
04 Anne Hathaway
05 Alison Mosshart
06 Carey Mulligan
07 Kristen Bell
08 Amanda Seyfried
09 Alia Shawkat
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01 Steve McQueen
02 Wil Wheaton
03 Paul Newman
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05 Robert Downey, Jr.
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07 Nathan Fillion
08 Jeff Bridges
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06 Spider-Woman
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08 Kitty Pryde
09 Psylocke
10 Miss Marvel

Best Comic Book Dudes Ever
01 Bruce Wayne
02 Vic Sage
03 Dick Grayson
04 Daken Akihiro
05 Booster Gold
06 The Riddler
07 Bane
08 Ted Kord
09 Deadpool
10 Mr. Freeze





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Way to go, advertising geniuses....meet "Hancock"
Sharpless | 2:48 AM on 05.14.2008 24 comments




They've clearly gone too far, with this one.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

Update: The original travesty, in case you missed it.



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21 comments | showing # 1 to 21
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Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 02:54
Bob Muir
I see it. I wish I didn't, though.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 03:00
Sharpless
It got your mind off the IRC, didn't it?
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 03:05
Knivy
WHY PENIS WHY?!?
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 03:18
Aziel13
ZOMC
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 03:48
taumpytears
What does a penis have to do with the PS3?
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 04:32
kawitchate
gives new meaning to HAN SHOT FIRST
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 04:43
Macca
Go home people, Kawitchate wins.
Sharmsie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 04:44
Sharmsie
darth vader style NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 05:08
Samit Sarkar
LOL @ kawitchate
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 05:32
liam2015
Hahahahah lol. I'm gonna be thinking of that all day now. yeesh...
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 05:36
razerangel
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 06:56
BlindsideDork
This makes me sad.
Ian Roberts's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 07:42
Ian Roberts
Oh great, now Conrad Zimmerman is going to choke me with my own colon.


Lol @ kawitchate
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 10:40
Maurice Tan
There's so much win here!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 11:01
king3vbo
I wish I hadnt seen it
Nessie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 12:51
Nessie
ahahaha
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 14:26
PetiePal
THAT'S GREAT KID NOW DON'T GET COCKY.

Ohhhh in before you all.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 14:51
Darren Nakamura
I get it.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 16:28
Sharpless
PetiePal wins.

And yet, somehow, we all lose.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 22:32
Aaron Mxy Yost
Damn it PetiePal... What was better than my crack about carbonite.
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2008 01:38
The Bez
Kawitchate wins
and
PetiePal wins
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