I'm an unashamed Valve fanboy. I love just about everything they do and I would let
Gabe Newell spoon me for a full week, if he so desired. My love runs especially deep for Team Fortress 2, as most of you well
know. So, it's kind of difficult for me to come to terms with the fact that Valve actually makes "mistakes." In particular, not using any of
these early Demoman designs that Valve posted on the TF2 blog yesterday.
Break out the "That's racist!" gifs, because I think they should've gone with one of these more traditional, Groundskeeper Willie-esque Scotsmen, instead of the Demoman we have
now. Don't get me wrong, I love the final Demoman, and I love me some black Scotsmen, but take a look at that guy in the header image up there. Take a look at
this guy. Tell me you wouldn't love to run around smashing people's heads in with a bottle while looking like that. You can't.
Some of the designs are
pretty comical, others downright
Sniperesque, but I really like the looks of these guys. Not necessarily a bad choice on Valve's part, just a "could've been" that really appeals to me. I've attached the complete collection of designs below, or you can just read the post
here, where Valve talks about their maybe-obvious reasoning behind their choices, and also about how TF2 was nearly "Claymation."
Valve uses afrrimative action: CONFIRMED.
Just kidding.
/resumes Dorito-related activities.
Also, if he were groundskeeper Willie we'd never have the phrase "black scottish cyclops".
If they took the guy w/ the suspenders & added a kilt that woulda been cool.