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Name: Matt Sanderson
Occupation: Habitual Line-Stepper
Location: New Jersey, USA
Date of Birth: June 13, 1983
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Judging from the post title, am I going insane? Nope, that's the planet earth casting its vote. Dead or Alive - a film which, quite frankly, was damned lucky just to wave its jubblies in any theater, anywhere, at any time in human history - opened this past weekend and promptly fell flat on its moist, pouty face. Or, more likely, flat on its large breasts, making for a rather soft, but no less harsh, landing. The film managed to pull in a mind-staggeringly microscopic $232,000 over the weekend, appearing on an even more microscopic 505 screens, across this large nation of ours. 1UP points out that that amounts to around $460 per screen. For the whole weekend. The 1UP article also makes mention that the film is likely to do most of its business in DVD sales. Sure. Keep telling yourself that. Uwe looks on, smiling... Dead or Alive? Mostly dead. And how many jubblies must die? [via 1UP, via Brian Crecente's Hair Palace]
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
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Thanks, man. I really didn't know what to do with it, so I just put hawt game babez in it. My imagination is shrivelling up more and more, the older I get. One day, I may replace it with one full of awesome, if an idea ever comes to me.