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Name: Matt Sanderson
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Location: New Jersey, USA
Date of Birth: June 13, 1983
Place of Birth: London, England, UK
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Jessica Chobot Is A Tronsexual
Sharpless | 1:55 PM on 09.05.2007 13 comments




Gaming is a rather large part of my life. Out of all my online activities, 40% of them - an actual percentage from actual scientists - are related to video games in some way. I enjoy them, they amuse me, they keep me from getting high with hookers - they're a good thing. (Though, the last reason might actually hurt that conclusion.) I just don't usually expect them to spill over into my other interests.

While catching up on some movie news at Rotten Tomatoes, my RSS reader burst at the seams with quantities of The Chobot that reached oceanic proportions... or they just mentioned her in an article about Tron mastermind Steven Lisberger's upcoming project. No, she's not having little cyber-babies with the gloriously-bearded writer/director. She merely inspired his next mov- Wait. What? Yeah. She, uh, totally just helped him with the idea for his next project. Damn. To quote the original article:

"Lisberger will direct the story of a tech pioneer who has perfected a way to download and transfer a person's memory. Script examines what happens when her memory is placed into a much younger woman's body."

It's a bit early to tell, of course, but it sounds like it actually might not suck. I'm a bit of a Tron fanboy, so I'm willing to give any project of Lisberger's the benefit of the doubt. Apparently, Jessica met up with him at a Tron screening (What? Where? Invite me next time, k?) and they began talking, as intelligent, sentient forms of life are want to do. She urged him to write about a woman's perspective on the magical, mystical world of cyberspace. Lisberger apparently appreciated the fact that Jessica's perspective was that of an audience member and not a "film person," found her ideas intriguing, and wished to subscribe to her newsletter. Thus, the project was born. A Tronesque world from a female perspective? Yes, please. I'll take two.

The project has the William-Shatner-novel-like title of Soul Code and does not currently have a timeframe for... well, anything really. And why do I imagine a short-haired Natalie Portman starring? Oh well. Jessica Chobot: Screenwriter? Scary but intriguing.



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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11
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masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 15:04
masterledz
At least it's not Morgan Webb. Worse things can be thought up of.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 15:07
Snaileb
I agree with Masterledz. How the hell? I need bewbs.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 15:22
Kryptinite
bewbs are a must but I won't even start on the Morgan Webb shit other than to say...

I'd hit it.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 15:52
Dynamic Sheep
My hot friend Jessica doing the same thing way before Chobot got famous.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 16:24
BahamutZero
this movie... sounds terrible
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 16:27
GuitarAtomik
Jessica Chobot gives me plenty of ideas as well......





That's her cue to show up and make me feel perverted
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 16:32
Sharpless
Haha, I totally beat Jessica's own blog by, like, an hour or something. I'M SO CUTTING EDGE.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 16:38
atheistium
Oh guys check this out!

Just putting it out there.

On a completely irrelevant side note: I love ted :D
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 16:43
Sharpless
Is she a geisha, there?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/05/2007 18:24
Maurice Tan
Heh, Memoirs of a Chobot?
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 02:20
Orionsaint
Chobot had a whole asian thing going huh. She must have an asian in her...right now!
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