The Internet Freelance Shame Squad rides again! Seriously though, why is IGN popular? Furthermore, why is IGN still even operational? And further furthermore, exactly what form of alien life is the squid, then? Is their homeworld at war with the dolphins' planet? What would Admiral Ackbar do? Only Bale knows for sure.
Also, and I probably should've mentioned this in the post itself, there apparently ISN'T a squid in the game. It's a jellyfish. Which is also an animal.
What I want to know is why the fuck the reviwer felt it was neccessary to point it out in the first place, I mean what self-respecting person reads a review like that and wants to know the debate if a squid is really an animal. Hell fucking no they have a burning desire to ponder the complexities of the squid, they are reading the review for the info and the overall impresion of the game itself. People are'nt bothered. Also, like you pointed out youself sharpless, what the fuck is the squid then if it is not an animal? Supremly silly reviewer.
Jellyfish don't have lungs. I mean, maybe they do but where the fuck are they? I can see why this poor guy got confused. Even though he meant squid. Wait, now I'm confused.
@Dexter
I'm pretty sure the author is, at the very least, too retarded to understand the difference between "animal" and "mammal." That was no joke, unless he has literally no sense of humor whatsoever.
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That's fucking hilarious.
Well, duh. Squids are fish, and fish aren't animals. They don't have lungs!
Midgets aren't technically people.
When something is delicious it stops technically being a form of life.
Squidpeople vs. crabpeople. Now that is a triple A title of the future.
I like your Nick Cave quote :D
The squid is obviously gonna win and become the new leader. The hippo and the sloth don't even stand a chance. Massive Tentacles FTW!
Also, and I probably should've mentioned this in the post itself, there apparently ISN'T a squid in the game. It's a jellyfish. Which is also an animal.
AHH!! That sucks! Suid would have been so awesome
Dammit, I mean squid
Sharpless, there's a jellyfish and an octopus in the game. So no squid, but an octopus.
Because only aliens have tentacles. The proof is in the hentai that I don't watch.
I chuckled.
FOR THE LAST TIME, FISH DON'T HAVE LUNGS!
Hilarious!
What I want to know is why the fuck the reviwer felt it was neccessary to point it out in the first place, I mean what self-respecting person reads a review like that and wants to know the debate if a squid is really an animal. Hell fucking no they have a burning desire to ponder the complexities of the squid, they are reading the review for the info and the overall impresion of the game itself. People are'nt bothered. Also, like you pointed out youself sharpless, what the fuck is the squid then if it is not an animal? Supremly silly reviewer.
Well, considering IGN is written by vegetables...
Fish?
I have to imagine that the author was joking.
Or, retarded.
Jellyfish don't have lungs. I mean, maybe they do but where the fuck are they? I can see why this poor guy got confused. Even though he meant squid. Wait, now I'm confused.
@Dexter
I'm pretty sure the author is, at the very least, too retarded to understand the difference between "animal" and "mammal." That was no joke, unless he has literally no sense of humor whatsoever.
I and all my kind are deeply offended and demand a large, heaving, quivering cash settlement.