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I call dibs on telling everybody to STFU about calling dibs
Sharpless | 10:11 AM on 11.22.2008 35 comments




I mean, seriously. If I get into a game of Left 4 Dead with you, and I get ahold of Francis, I ain't giving him up to any of you bastards. I mean, seriously? You think "dibs" is going to do anything? I fart on your goddamn dibs. In fact, if you call dibs, I'm going to gank your shit and wiggle my stupid sexy ass at you. So, there. Stop that goddamn shit, people. "Dibs"... pfft. I've got your dibs right here, and I'm pointing to my penis when I say that.

Also, dibs on Cammy.



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VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
For once I agree with Sharpless.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I call dibs on telling everybody to STFU about telling everybody to STFU about calling dibs.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
@MrSadistic
You are always my undoing.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
<333333333333
Justice's Destructoid Blog
The man speaks truth!
ZekeThePlumber's Destructoid Blog
I agree. Also, you can't call dibs on characters in fighting games. You settle it with your fists and non-descript flying balls of energy.
VengefulPenor's Destructoid Blog
You farted on my dibbs. That wasn't nice.
Shin Oni's Destructoid Blog
dibs on not caring.
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
I call dibs on being told to STFU for calling dibs
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
dibbles & bits.
Joseph Leray's Destructoid Blog
Oh no motherfucker, I called dibs on Cammy in Yojimbo's c-blog.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
Just know that, whenever you're playing Cammy, I'm really the one who's playing Cammy. Don't question. It's science.
ace of knaves's Destructoid Blog
And so, on November 22, 2008, Sharpless put an end to the "dibs" era. Hopefully.
Scrixx's Destructoid Blog
Dibs on the forums! But since I'm a nice guy, I'll let you post this type of blog there next time.
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
Dibs on dibs.

OH SHI-
Fronz's Destructoid Blog
Great post picture!
bbrigg1's Destructoid Blog
First come, first served bitches.
Steel Squirrel's Destructoid Blog
Thank you. I also don't understand calling dibs on Street Fighter characters when both players can be the same character... am I missing something?
bluexy's Destructoid Blog
dibs on no sdib
RAB's Destructoid Blog
i love sharpless above all males
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Thank god someone finally said it.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Hear hear!! But I still called dibs on Sagat, bitches!
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
SHOTGUN!
TheDreadHawk's Destructoid Blog
DIBS ON FARST COMMENT

Oh wait.
garison's Destructoid Blog
I call dibs on Sharpless's Dibs.

http://www.nestle.ca/NR/rdonlyres/5E5A9850-DF4E-4812-950B-CC31CB49BE21/0/DibsRolo266ml_Mar07.jpg
garison's Destructoid Blog
FUck fail forgot to put the [img][/img]
FUCK!
The Grudge's Destructoid Blog
Here Here!

Also, NOT IT!
GohanGVO's Destructoid Blog
Bibs.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Oh, hush. You damn well know I have perma-dibs on Cammy. And if you don't, now you do. I just didn't make an annoying blog on it since I figured everyone knew. :p

(And yeah, Steel Squirrel's right - you can't really call dibs on a Street Fighter character, but it's fun to try, right?)
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
dibs on Akuma
nebones's Destructoid Blog
I CALL SHOTGUN
ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
I call dibs on Natalie Portman. Also, Jade Raymond.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
Anthony already has dibs on Portman. I already have dibs on Raymond. Sorry.


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