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"A man without a moustache is rather like a woman with one."
- Nick Cave

Name: Matt Sanderson
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Date of Birth: June 13, 1983
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I mean, seriously. If I get into a game of Left 4 Dead with you, and I get ahold of Francis, I ain't giving him up to any of you bastards. I mean, seriously? You think "dibs" is going to do anything? I fart on your goddamn dibs. In fact, if you call dibs, I'm going to gank your shit and wiggle my stupid sexy ass at you. So, there. Stop that goddamn shit, people. "Dibs"... pfft. I've got your dibs right here, and I'm pointing to my penis when I say that.

Also, dibs on Cammy.
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For once I agree with Sharpless.
I call dibs on telling everybody to STFU about telling everybody to STFU about calling dibs.
@MrSadistic
You are always my undoing.
<333333333333
The man speaks truth!
I agree. Also, you can't call dibs on characters in fighting games. You settle it with your fists and non-descript flying balls of energy.
You farted on my dibbs. That wasn't nice.
dibs on not caring.
I call dibs on being told to STFU for calling dibs
dibbles & bits.
Oh no motherfucker, I called dibs on Cammy in Yojimbo's c-blog.
Just know that, whenever you're playing Cammy, I'm really the one who's playing Cammy. Don't question. It's science.
And so, on November 22, 2008, Sharpless put an end to the "dibs" era. Hopefully.
Dibs on the forums! But since I'm a nice guy, I'll let you post this type of blog there next time.
Dibs on dibs.

OH SHI-
Great post picture!
First come, first served bitches.
Thank you. I also don't understand calling dibs on Street Fighter characters when both players can be the same character... am I missing something?
dibs on no sdib
i love sharpless above all males
Thank god someone finally said it.
Hear hear!! But I still called dibs on Sagat, bitches!
DIBS ON FARST COMMENT

Oh wait.
I call dibs on Sharpless's Dibs.

http://www.nestle.ca/NR/rdonlyres/5E5A9850-DF4E-4812-950B-CC31CB49BE21/0/DibsRolo266ml_Mar07.jpg
FUck fail forgot to put the [img][/img]
FUCK!
Here Here!

Also, NOT IT!
Oh, hush. You damn well know I have perma-dibs on Cammy. And if you don't, now you do. I just didn't make an annoying blog on it since I figured everyone knew. :p

(And yeah, Steel Squirrel's right - you can't really call dibs on a Street Fighter character, but it's fun to try, right?)
dibs on Akuma
I CALL SHOTGUN
I call dibs on Natalie Portman. Also, Jade Raymond.
Anthony already has dibs on Portman. I already have dibs on Raymond. Sorry.
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