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"A man without a moustache is rather like a woman with one."
- Nick Cave
Name: Matt Sanderson
Occupation: Habitual Line-Stepper
Location: New Jersey, USA
Date of Birth: June 13, 1983
Place of Birth: London, England, UK
Relationship Status: D.O.A.
Blood Type: Too Rich To Die
Gamertag: Adversarius
Steam ID: Sharptoid
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Xbox 360
Xbox
Playstation 2 (sold)
Playstation (gave away)
Gameboy Advance (dim screen)
Nintendo 64 (broken)
Super Nintendo
Sega Game Gear
Sega Genesis
Nintendo
Best Vidya Games Ever
01 Team Fortress 2
02 Earthworm Jim 2
03 Left 4 Dead
04 Half-Life 2
05 Portal
06 Earthworm Jim
07 Rock Band 2
Best Vidya Games Characters
01 Solid Snake
02 Anyone from Team Fortress 2
03 The G-Man
04 Gordon Freeman
05 Samus Aran
06 Francis (Left 4 Dead)
07 Francis York Morgan
Best Musics Ever
01 Wilco
02 Pixies
03 David Byrne / Talking Heads
04 The Beatles
05 They Might Be Giants
06 Interpol
07 Tegan and Sara
08 Paul Simon
09 Lady Gaga
Best Television Ever
01 Lost
02 Arrested Development
03 The Venture Bros.
04 Mystery Science Theater 3000
05 Firefly
06 Doctor Who
07 The Adventures of Pete and Pete
08 Freaks and Geeks
09 Community
10 That Mitchell & Webb Look
Best Ladies Ever
01 Amanda Tapping
02 Ellen Page
03 Thora Birch
04 Anne Hathaway
05 Alison Mosshart
06 Carey Mulligan
07 Kristen Bell
08 Amanda Seyfried
09 Alia Shawkat
10 Anna Kendrick
Best Dudes Ever
01 Steve McQueen
02 Wil Wheaton
03 Paul Newman
04 Conan O'Brien
05 Robert Downey, Jr.
06 Paul Rudd
07 Nathan Fillion
08 Jeff Bridges
09 Zach Galifianakis
10 George Clooney
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01 Power Girl
02 Barbara Gordon
03 Stephanie Brown
04 Cassandra Cain
05 Barda
06 Spider-Woman
07 Lady Blackhawke
08 Kitty Pryde
09 Psylocke
10 Miss Marvel
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01 Bruce Wayne
02 Vic Sage
03 Dick Grayson
04 Daken Akihiro
05 Booster Gold
06 The Riddler
07 Bane
08 Ted Kord
09 Deadpool
10 Mr. Freeze
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That's right, kiddies. Tonight, I have an Xbox 360... which belongs to my friend. But I totally have it for the weekend. You see, today is my motherfuckin' birthday, and that means I want to play with you. And when I say "play with you," I mean "put it in you," but I also mean I want to play video games with you. So, tonight, get your ass to mars and play with me in the following games: Team Fortress 2 Halo 3 Gears of War And my friend also loaned me Command & Conquer 3, but no one wants to play that. So, come party with me, this weekend and this weekend only (not really), and I'll guarantee you naked women. Giving me hot sex is entirely optional, but encouraged. So, yeah, this post is just me being a self-serving whore and pointing out that I can probably actually play with some of you this weekend, for once. But hey, you don't have to play with me. I could just cut myself and beat my imaginary children all weekend. And you want that, don't you? My gamertag is Adversarius. Make it happen. In summary,
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Yeah, I know, my friend doesn't buy a lot of games, so he has a very limited, lame selection. I kind of figured that might be a problem for some people, particularly you. :(
@Dexter
My friend might pick up the Xbox on Sunday. But if I still have it, I'm up for it.
As for everyone else, I'll probably be playing TF2 for most of the evening, but I'll likely switch to Halo around 10 or 11 (East Coast time). I'm not really into Gears much, but I'll gladly play it for variety's sake, if anyone's got a hankerin'. I just wish TF2 had a party system. Makes linking up with friends kind of annoying. :\
P.S. My Hitler mustache brings all the boys to the yard.
P.P.S. Achievement whoring in Halo is hard.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. SANDERSON!
I'm up for some TF2 even though (gasp) I've had it for months but been too busy with Portal and HL2 to play it. Let me know when the games begin.
I'll add you and we can just hook up whenever you're ready to play. I'll probably fire up TF2 around 7 or 8. I'm not really sure how to go about playing with friends in TF2, though. I'm so used to Halo's party system... I guess we can just try to join whatever game the other's in? I know nothing.
Too bad I have none of these games :((
Whatever you want, man. If you get a game going, I'll join in. It's just a matter of getting enough people in on it.
@everyone
Thanks for the birthday wishes. :) And I can't stop staring at Cobra's photoshop. I don't know which part is more beautiful, Jade or me. I'm so dreamy, there.