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"A man without a moustache is rather like a woman with one."
- Nick Cave

Name: Matt Sanderson
Occupation: Habitual Line-Stepper
Location: New Jersey, USA
Date of Birth: June 13, 1983
Place of Birth: London, England, UK
Relationship Status: D.O.A.
Blood Type: Too Rich To Die
Gamertag: Adversarius
Steam ID: Sharptoid

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No Clip (gaming)
Deep Ape (MST3K)
Tumblr (bullshit)
Twitter (twitters)
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Game Systems Owned
Xbox 360
Xbox
Playstation 2 (sold)
Playstation (gave away)
Gameboy Advance (dim screen)
Nintendo 64 (broken)
Super Nintendo
Sega Game Gear
Sega Genesis
Nintendo

Best Vidya Games Ever
01 Team Fortress 2
02 Earthworm Jim 2
03 Left 4 Dead
04 Half-Life 2
05 Portal
06 Earthworm Jim
07 Rock Band 2

Best Vidya Games Characters
01 Solid Snake
02 Anyone from Team Fortress 2
03 The G-Man
04 Gordon Freeman
05 Samus Aran
06 Francis (Left 4 Dead)
07 Francis York Morgan

Best Musics Ever
01 Wilco
02 Pixies
03 David Byrne / Talking Heads
04 The Beatles
05 They Might Be Giants
06 Interpol
07 Tegan and Sara
08 Paul Simon
09 Lady Gaga

Best Television Ever
01 Lost
02 Arrested Development
03 The Venture Bros.
04 Mystery Science Theater 3000
05 Firefly
06 Doctor Who
07 The Adventures of Pete and Pete
08 Freaks and Geeks
09 Community
10 That Mitchell & Webb Look

Best Ladies Ever
01 Amanda Tapping
02 Ellen Page
03 Thora Birch
04 Anne Hathaway
05 Alison Mosshart
06 Carey Mulligan
07 Kristen Bell
08 Amanda Seyfried
09 Alia Shawkat
10 Anna Kendrick

Best Dudes Ever
01 Steve McQueen
02 Wil Wheaton
03 Paul Newman
04 Conan O'Brien
05 Robert Downey, Jr.
06 Paul Rudd
07 Nathan Fillion
08 Jeff Bridges
09 Zach Galifianakis
10 George Clooney

Best Comic Book Ladies Ever
01 Power Girl
02 Barbara Gordon
03 Stephanie Brown
04 Cassandra Cain
05 Barda
06 Spider-Woman
07 Lady Blackhawke
08 Kitty Pryde
09 Psylocke
10 Miss Marvel

Best Comic Book Dudes Ever
01 Bruce Wayne
02 Vic Sage
03 Dick Grayson
04 Daken Akihiro
05 Booster Gold
06 The Riddler
07 Bane
08 Ted Kord
09 Deadpool
10 Mr. Freeze





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Brian Crecente Reviews Brawl
Sharpless | 8:25 PM on 03.21.2008 24 comments




Two video posts from me? In one day? Then you know the content has got to be amazing. And it is. You better fricking believe it. Anyway, if you deny this video is amazing, then you are no son of mine and you can get back in the basement, shecky.

USE ME, USE ME, USE ME, USE ME!!!



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24 comments | showing # 1 to 24
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Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 20:34
Sharpless
Also, this video depicts what Chris Grant sees when he closes his eyes.
Segasonicdude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 20:36
Segasonicdude
That Guy is Hilarious
kintaeb's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 21:02
kintaeb
That was a mindfuck.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 21:16
Arttemis
OMFG, holy shit that's too good!
KotakuMike's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 21:39
KotakuMike
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 21:40
Jonathan Kerr
Haha, Eegra is so awesome.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 21:41
maxio098ui
i feel tricked but ill have too watch
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 21:48
taumpytears
Funniest brawl related video ever made.
Funniest Crecente related video ever made.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 22:04
MaxVest
Daniel Day Lewis lost audition tapes?
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 22:32
atheistium
YOU FUCKING KING OF THE JUNGLE
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 22:50
godkow
I think I know why he was losing, he wasn't wearing his wrist strap.

Safety first, duh.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 23:22
ajaxender
Cheers Sharpless, that was fucking amazing.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2008 23:51
AgentMOO
hahahahahahaha
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 00:50
Sharpless
@KotakuMike
OMG, I can has McWhertor?
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 01:18
Macca
HAHA, that was too good. The day/night note thing really topped it off :D
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 04:02
The GHost
Don't forget to "lay conquest" to your enemies next time you're online.

I wish I had his manly hair...
PacoDG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 04:35
PacoDG
That was fucking classic.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 07:58
Aaron Mxy Yost
Absolutely brilliant! I'm still laughing.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 17:37
A Humble Mr Perfect
I lost it at the bearded shroom.

Rotation ftw
BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2008 18:47
BlackDove
Sure looks like he ate poison for lunch.

Awesome.
Jim's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 12:05
Jim
He's got a better / more natural smile than the real Brian!

COOL!
Jim's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/23/2008 12:06
Jim
He's got a better / more natural smile than the real Brian!

COOL!
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 15:48
Spartacus
BAHAHAHAHAHA

I started crying because I was laughing so hard and now my mom thinks I'm gay.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:45
Bob Muir
THIS IS BRILLIANT
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