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"A man without a moustache is rather like a woman with one."
- Nick Cave

Name: Matt Sanderson
Occupation: Habitual Line-Stepper
Location: New Jersey, USA
Date of Birth: June 13, 1983
Place of Birth: London, England, UK
Relationship Status: D.O.A.
Blood Type: Too Rich To Die
Gamertag: Adversarius
Steam ID: Sharptoid

My Stuff
No Clip (gaming)
Deep Ape (MST3K)
Tumblr (bullshit)
Twitter (twitters)
Last.fm (musics)



Game Systems Owned
Xbox 360
Xbox
Playstation 2 (sold)
Playstation (gave away)
Gameboy Advance (dim screen)
Nintendo 64 (broken)
Super Nintendo
Sega Game Gear
Sega Genesis
Nintendo

Best Vidya Games Ever
01 Team Fortress 2
02 Earthworm Jim 2
03 Left 4 Dead
04 Half-Life 2
05 Portal
06 Earthworm Jim
07 Rock Band 2

Best Vidya Games Characters
01 Solid Snake
02 Anyone from Team Fortress 2
03 The G-Man
04 Gordon Freeman
05 Samus Aran
06 Francis (Left 4 Dead)
07 Francis York Morgan

Best Musics Ever
01 Wilco
02 Pixies
03 David Byrne / Talking Heads
04 The Beatles
05 They Might Be Giants
06 Interpol
07 Tegan and Sara
08 Paul Simon
09 Lady Gaga

Best Television Ever
01 Lost
02 Arrested Development
03 The Venture Bros.
04 Mystery Science Theater 3000
05 Firefly
06 Doctor Who
07 The Adventures of Pete and Pete
08 Freaks and Geeks
09 Community
10 That Mitchell & Webb Look

Best Ladies Ever
01 Amanda Tapping
02 Ellen Page
03 Thora Birch
04 Anne Hathaway
05 Alison Mosshart
06 Carey Mulligan
07 Kristen Bell
08 Amanda Seyfried
09 Alia Shawkat
10 Anna Kendrick

Best Dudes Ever
01 Steve McQueen
02 Wil Wheaton
03 Paul Newman
04 Conan O'Brien
05 Robert Downey, Jr.
06 Paul Rudd
07 Nathan Fillion
08 Jeff Bridges
09 Zach Galifianakis
10 George Clooney

Best Comic Book Ladies Ever
01 Power Girl
02 Barbara Gordon
03 Stephanie Brown
04 Cassandra Cain
05 Barda
06 Spider-Woman
07 Lady Blackhawke
08 Kitty Pryde
09 Psylocke
10 Miss Marvel

Best Comic Book Dudes Ever
01 Bruce Wayne
02 Vic Sage
03 Dick Grayson
04 Daken Akihiro
05 Booster Gold
06 The Riddler
07 Bane
08 Ted Kord
09 Deadpool
10 Mr. Freeze





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And now, I must ask this question...
Sharpless | 4:51 PM on 01.11.2009 68 comments


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE HOLY FUCKING SHITCUNTS HOLY SWEET GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING SWEET MOTHER OF ELVIS WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM SWEET BABY JAMES





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BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:08
BFeld13
I LOVE SHAPRLESS ABOVE ALL MALES
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:09
HydroTonix
Couldn't tell ya.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:09
blehman
WHERE'S THE CONTENT!!!??!!
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:17
Hollie Bennett
Ima put the tip in you.
Darkknight37's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:20
Darkknight37
It stings when I pee.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:31
Aaron Mxy Yost
I was dropped as a baby. Repeatedly.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:31
Jonathan Holmes
I missed you, man.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:33
JRisJunior
YAY.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:37
Mushman
Whoa, yay, I suppose, sorry, Ima CONFUSED, srsly.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:49
power-glove
OH HAAIIIII! How are you doin'?
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:54
Qraze
ha ha.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:55
nukka jdav
Rockaby sweet baby jaaames.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:58
Overcrowd
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 17:59
ZekeThePlumber
Okay, but as long as you're gentle.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:05
pendelton21
...what?
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:05
liam2015
DUDE I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW
ShadokatRegn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:07
ShadokatRegn
Feel better?
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:13
Spartacus
EXCUSE ME NOW I HAVE TO DO BACKFLIPS
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:14
pedrovay2003
No idea.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:14
ZServ
<3
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:18
norm9
Hey man, this belongs in the forums.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:22
falinter
i know right
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:27
Joseph Leray
Dude, srsly, frms are that way -->.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:32
king3vbo
I ABOVE SHARPLESS LOVE MALES
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:32
Scrixx
Nah Joseph, Forums are this way..

<--
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:41
Aaron Mxy Yost
Now I'm confused, where are the forums?!?!
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:42
Zombutler
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:44
Justice
I thought the forums were in another dimension?
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:44
F Whipple
tits or gtfo
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:44
ArrestedDeveloper
ABOVE I, SHARPLESS LOVES MALES
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:45
Puppy Licks
.....wat?
jestarinc's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 18:48
jestarinc
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
EternalPersona's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:02
EternalPersona
I'm sorry! Forgive Me! I was drunk, I Didn't mean it!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:06
Sharpless
This comment thread has restored my faith in Dtoid for the evening. Thank you.
zombie lover's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:07
zombie lover
Congrats, you have earned a nothing point redeemable for nothing anywhere. Also cocks
peeetah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:09
peeetah
Scott Steiner
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:17
Jesus H Christ
WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS WHERES MY CLOWNS
Torzelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:24
Torzelan
Yes
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:24
007
Sadie G and Mr Sadistic, the love couple of Destructoid, are gone. I dedicate your blog to them.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:26
Brian Szabelski
We <3 you, Sharp.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:28
the GAMEGOBLIN
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the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:29
the GAMEGOBLIN
That's the Foerm directions to the best of my abilities

Minge.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:46
JTHomeslice
How's it goin' babe?
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:55
garison
HOt.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 19:59
RonBurgandy2010
I love you too.


Also, I'm surprised this didn't get you banned.


Yes, I'm still ass sore over all the drama.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 20:20
TheCleaningGuy
Marry me Sharpless, let's run away together.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 20:40
tsunamikitsune
I LOVE SHARPLESS ABOVE ALL MALES
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 20:57
Artemus
...
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 21:05
masterledz
I AM IN THE FORUMS AND THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2009 21:05
Scrixx
This side of the page is lonely.
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