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Microsoft had sex with me against my will.
ShadowXOR \| 6:11 PM on 11.19.2007	16 comments

That is also known as being RAPED. I just tracked my 360 (this is the SECOND one that has died on me) to find out it was shipped 3-Day Select. Fantastic, I should have it Thursday! Oh wait, that is Thanks-fucking-giving. UPS doesn't work Thanksgiving, or the day after. Then it won't be delivered on Saturday or Sunday.

That means Microsoft just fucked my four-day weekend right in the ass. My anus is pouring blood right now. I already have all 120 stars in Mario Galaxy so I'm royally fucked. I called UPS and offered them money to expedite it and they wouldn't even do it...what the hell is wrong with them. They said if I'm lucky it MIGHT arrive at the sorting facility on Wednesday and I could go pick it up (which I would happily do).

Not to mention I threw out my DVD player since the 360 is a much more capable player so I also lose my DVD player when this pile of shit goes down. I love it when it works but fuck I've been without it 10% of the time I've owned it because it just loves showing me the Red Goatse of Death.

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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

Pedro Blandino

if its ups. it wont get there till Monday.. union jobs :D

UPS dose not work on weekends. AT ALL

ShadowXOR

Pedro Blandino: UPS does work on weekends, that is what Saturday delivery is. But I never thought it would be delivered on Saturday so I'm not sure why it was even brought up, they have to pay extra for it to be delivered on Saturday and I know MS didn't do that.

Pedro Blandino

it never gets there. trust me.

ShadowXOR

The only thing I can vouch for is FedEx. I use them at work and they've done a pretty good job.

Cowzilla3

Ouch that hurts.

ShadowXOR

Right now, I look like that banana in your avatar. I kid you not. I don't know what to do. I'm probably going to beg with UPS. It was kind of their fault anyway since I thought they were closed the other day when in reality the stupid employee was late, but I didn't find out until the next day (when he was late again). So technically my 360 would have gone out one day earlier, and come back one day earlier. Thanks a lot asshole UPS clerk you fucker.

FuriousGeorge

damn........ not even the cordial vaseline?

mrkonchu

Man that sucks I hope it comes early.

vexed alex

Jeez, dude. That is major balls.

nexium

well my xbox died a couple days ago so im out of 360 playing for about 6 weeks. At least I got Zack and Wiki. I may have to get UR MR GAY also

falinter

my 360 drive died a while ago and I went and used my BestBuy replacement plan and got a new one with HDMI port and 2 free games AND they forgot to void my replacement plan so I get another free switch when this one dies.

luck ftw

AzuraNeko

Horrid GOATSE!

Arugala9

That sucks.

vandamguy

time to play some tf2 custom maps :)

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