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Which pop star recently made a surprise return to the group Take That?
Sexualchocolate | 5:01 AM on 12.13.2010 30 comments


Was it..

A: Robbie Williams
B: Robin Williams
C: Rob Zombie

That was the weekly question I received by text, for the episode of the gadget show I wasn't even watching.

As usual, I laughed at the sillyness of the question and responded with nothing more than a text saying "A".

3 weeks later, the phone rings and it's a number I don't recognize. "It's probably my mobile company calling about me paying my bill late" I thought...

"Hi, can I just confirm your mobile number please? OK, that's great, I'm calling to let yo know that you've won the gadget show competition! Congratulations! I need your details, height for the bikes, shoe size for the rollerblades and trainers, and clothing size for the Golf clothing."

Shock. Days of shock. Not sure if it's real or a scam. Then the list arrives by email....

(Bear with me, it's seriously long..)

A 50 inch plasma TV
A 32 inch LCD TV
A 19 inch LCD TV
And a Sky HD Package for a year
An iPhone 4 with the One plan for a year on the 3 Network.
And an iPad
A £300 pound iTunes voucher
A Panasonic TZ10 camera
A Gorillapod
Immortal Eye Gear glasses
A Kodak Playsport
A Sanyo Xacti camcorder
A Casio rugged camera
A Polaroid 300
And a Minoru 3D Webcam
A Blu Ray player
A selection of Blu Ray movies (12)
A 5.1 surround sound system
An Apple TV
And a Monster Cable Bundle
A Nintendo Wii
Dsi XL
Wii Fit Plus with Balance Board
Xbox 360
PS3 Slim
PSP go
Playstation Move
Xbox Kinect as soon as available
A High end Gaming PC
A Blaze Megadrive handheld
A jOG Game Controller
A Pyramat gaming chair
And games for the consoles (10)
MacBook Laptop
multi touch mouse
D Link Router
Pretec Memory Stick
Sector 9 longboard with King of watersports t-shirt
Tom Tom Go
Parrot AR Drone
Revo Maze
And a bundle of Gadget Show mechandise
iPod Touch
B+W iPod dock
Urbanears headphones
Monster Turbine Pro earphones
Reddmango photo frame
Dyson Ball vacuum cleaner
And Oral B electric toothbrush
A Gillette Fusion razor
Nike Luna Glide plus running shoes
A Berghaus Rucksack
A Surefire torch
A Seahawk Suitcase
Alert Me Home Security System
Uniross Easy Charger
Celestron Telescope
Berghaus walking boots
An Aladdin flask
And a set of Calvin Klein golf clothes
"Our top 5
inline skates" Remz Haffey 2.0 Roller Blades
Xsjado Stockwell blue
USD Demetrios George
Valo Tv.2 Skate
Rollerblade Solo Era V.2
"Our Top
5 kettles" MAGIMIX 11561 Kettel
De Longhi icona
Eco 3 Electronic
Tefal quick cup deluxe
Dualit dome
"Our top 5
sports watches" Garmin 405CX Sports Watch 
Cardiosport GT5
Timex Ironman Race Trainer Kit
SuuntoT3C
Polar RS8000CX
"Our top 5
lights" Flatlite
AmpLamp
Bathroom Colour Changing LED Chrome Shower Head Light
Glow Graffiti
2C Solar Light Cap
"Our Top 5
RC Flying Toys" Silverlit: Heli Mission
I-Fairy
V22 Osprey
Bladez3D
salvation pro helicopter
"Our top 5
Scooters " GoPed Know Ped
Razor Cruiser
Atom 4
Xootr Roma
Micro Black
A Samsung Netbook
Western Digital Hard Drive
Kodak printer
Windows 7
Slappa Laptop bag
DigiScribble Scanning Pen
And free broadband for a year
A Slingbox pro
Kindle e reader
Archos 7
Roberts Dab radio
Logic3 Amp
Logitech Speaker System
Bose quiet comfort headphones
Wowee Portable Speaker
And an iDUCK SPEAKER
A Leapfrog Zippity
K‚Nex Video Coaster
RipRider
Zyclone Blaster
Maisto RC car
Chatman
Rubik's Slide
Mattel Mindflex
Mini Cooper RC Car
Arctic super soaker
Wall-climbing mini car
Wild sling Water Bomb Launcher
Carbine rubber band shooter
HexBug Nano
Two AK47 water pistols
A Super Soaker
And an air blasters dart gun
An Easy Glider
A Mezzo Folding Bike
A Boardman Comp SC Roadbike
A Marin Mountain bike
Land Roller skates
Kangoo Jumps
A Big Trak tank
An Electric Shock Pen
A Flytech Hoverpod
A USB Microscope
An Aerobie Flying Ring
Arm wrestle game
Wrist walkie talkies
A Lego Mindstorm
And a JoeBot Robot
An Airzooka
TREASURE SEEKER'S SHOES
A wham o frisbee
A Phantom keystroker
A Pop up tent
A star wars mind trainer
A USB Videotape Converter
An Alive board
A Tefal Actifry
Hydrocoach Water bottle
ProQ BBQ
Phillips Juicer
Philips wake-up light
iRobot vacuum cleaner
And iRobot robotic mop
A Breville toaster
Morphy Richards steamer
Magimix food processor
Dyson Bladeless Fan
Kenwood Chef
A Krupps Coffee Machine
A Power 8 workshop
A Cusinart Soup Maker
FX special effects software
A wowwee Alive interactive cuddly toy

Phew, man that list is epic, but not half as epic on paper as it was in real life! Two weeks later, this arrived...



And another one with me, Mrs SC and SC mini in front...
(You may notice the lack of my mohawk, mrs SC trimmed it recently for me, but was in a bit of a rush, and so took WAY too much off, leaving me with more of a tuft than a mohawk, so I shaved it off. Sad day)



So after about 2 hours of shifting boxes into my fairly small house, it was as full as it's ever been or going to be with awesome gadgets!...







And SC mini looking unimpressed with the gadgets...


...until he finds the interactive cuddly toy!


So for all of Monday my house was packed like some kind of gadget warehouse! Until I got through box after box, marking stuff "keep" or "sell" and unpacking and setting up all the keep stuff.

I was really interested by the "High End Gaming PC" from the list, was it going to be a big Alienware tower? Was I going to be able to plug it into my TV? Or would I be needing a desk?

Then I spotted the box, this is probably my favourite thing on the whole list...
(unfortunately Dtoid seems to be having trouble uploading that image, but it's a Sony Vaio Touchscreen PC, like a 24" screen, with the whole PC built into it, one cable, no tower, wireless kb/m it's gorgeous. Which now lives next to my 50" plasma TV.

I don't seem to be able to upload images taken on my new camera.. weird. But the only images worth mentioning on there are of my new TV, with PS3, cable TV, surround sound and Xbox 360 plugged into it. PS3, surround sound and Cable box taking up shelves on my media unit, and the 360 taking pride of place, on the floor down the side of my unit. lol.

Bit of a bummer that I'm having trouble with the other pics, maybe too big from my new camera, who knows.

I'm sure I'll sort it out and when I do, more pics will follow....

So yeah, I'm one happy happy bunny right now, blogging in my den, from my Macbook, listening to Sleigh Bells really loud on my amplamp.

But I've got to go, as someone is coming round shortly to buy my Easy Glider - I'll never use it.

And in case it matters to you, I've so far sold enough to pay off about 75% of my debt, that's all I'm selling, enough to pay off my debts. The rest is mine I tell you, ALL MINE!

I'll try to find something cool to do a Dtoid competition with too.



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Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 09:23
Occams electric toothbrush
This is 1) awesome and 2)gives me hope that all those annoying retweets I do on Twitter to win something will pay off one day. Thanks for sharing with us.
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 09:32
jawshoeuh
That is AMAZING. Look at all that shit! You are one lucky dude. Congrats brohemina!
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 09:36
Alasdair Duncan
SWINE!!! I enter this every week with the vain hope of winning all that shit! Bastard!
LittleBigD's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 10:01
LittleBigD
Sweat Jesus that's a lot of shit!!!! Congratulations to you Mr. SC and family. I am insanely jealous!!

Don't I feel like the dumbest asshole in the world ever now for yelling at all those people who call me with what I always assume are bogus contest. Fuck I'm a real jerk about it too. Especially if they call me during dinner. I might have to apologize to them next time they call.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 10:03
manasteel88
dear god that's a lot of electronics. Can I say Best Christmas Ever?
rexwolf2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 10:34
rexwolf2
Proof that nothing in this world is fair.

Lucky sunuvabitch.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 11:10
Mr Andy Dixon
The look on your face: "JESUS FUCK!"

The look on Mrs SC's face is: "Jesus fuck! Where am I gonna put all this?!"

The look on Vinnie's face: "BOXES!!!"
HandsomeBeast's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 11:32
HandsomeBeast
I wanna throw up. That's a lot of stuff......
Bakewell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 12:18
Bakewell
Congrats on the loot dude. You have the fullest swag bag of anyone I've ever had interactions with.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 14:17
CelicaCrazed
WHOA!! That is a lot of stuff!! Hey, uh....we're pals, right?? Haha!

Anyways congrats on all your new toys! I'm insanely jealous of you!
watermanx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 14:23
watermanx
Nice one mate, must have been amazing watching the stuff come off the van.
Kaggen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 14:33
Kaggen
Haha now thats swaggy ! Cool share!
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 14:35
KwikPwn
Woot! Congrats dude.
T3HM0RR0W's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 14:53
T3HM0RR0W
Jumping Jesus On a Pogo Stick, SC!!! Congratulations! I think Andy's right about Mrs. SC's look of concern over the sheer VOLUME of awesome crap they dumped on you. : ) LOL Again, you are probably the luckiest guy I can think of at the moment. Oh yeah, where's your XBL mohawk? You should grow one in real life. ;)
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 15:10
ZombiePlatypus
That's an amazing amount of free loot!
BMkeys's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 15:25
BMkeys
Congrats SC!!!! that's fucking crazy man,
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 15:55
Jesse Cortez
Congrats! <3 <3
falsenipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 16:50
falsenipple
What is your street address and do you lock your windows?
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 17:03
Sexualchocolate
Thanks guys, yeah Mrs SC is still having trouble with all the technology, there's been a few occasions where I've had to say, "I'm Sorry I won all this stuff, what do you want me to do? Send it back?"

Everything is locked up tight guys, don't even think about it! lol. Although I've insured everything, even the stuff I've sold, you know, just in case...

Still bummed about the loss of the mohawk. I'm jealous of my XBL avatar...
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 17:15
LawofThermalDynamics
....I will begrudgingly say congratulations. The world as it seems revolves around those with charisma. Something I like to think you possess. Add me on Twitter.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 17:32
Elsa
That is seriously awesome!!!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 17:37
mix
Holy crap man, you are lucky as hell, your wife is niiiice!......h all the gadgets, good stuff, lol.

Seriously that is a wicked haul man, congrats!!!!
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2010 18:26
Sexualchocolate
@Thermal, I don't you know. SC does, but I don't. ;) Can't find you on Twitter, add me: Foolishbean
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 07:37
Stevil
Ha ha! I love how they reel off the list in the show. It takes up about 5-10 minutes of the running time. I always thought they gave it you in small batches though!
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2010 10:54
Mr Andy Dixon
"I'm jealous of my XBL avatar"

Quoted for motherfucking truth!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:18
Batthink
*Looks at the list of prizes...*

O_O

...

...too long, will read later... 'O_O

You've damn well trumped every competition win I've ever had. Congratulations. *slow clap*
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2010 23:39
BS3 Owner
Someone said it best above me...
"Best Christmas Ever!"

Also, Nice looking family SC!
:D
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2010 09:15
fetusmilk
holy crap. i wouldnt know where to start with all that stuff. congrats man!

shoot me a message of what you still have for sale. maybe theres something i need?!
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