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UK NARP - Guitar Hero Face Off
Seth338 | 1:21 PM on 03.30.2008 16 comments


About half way through night two of the NARP Wardrox (n00b) declared himself the greatest rocker at Guitar Hero 3, over Bunny Rabbit 2 (eL337), who demonstrated the ability to play fire and the flames on expert without the screen on at all and just the speakers.

There was only one way to solve it!


Wardrox judges a win in GH in a very different way to most of us. While the rest of us said BR2's higher scores and difficulty meant he was better wardrox insisted that it was the amount you flailed around that counted, even though he failed half his songs.

The random flailing led to some serious casualties.

Poor Av the viking was hit multiple times in the head by guitars and guitarists as they flew across the room in a frenzy.

Fowl play was afoot, with screens being turned off and guitarists being tripped over (All by McSnow, who cemented his position as an asshole of the highest calibre).

And in the end a winner was clear... me for not getting injured. And then Bunny Rabbit for actually winning.
But Wardrox felt his raw style and rock out a tude was worth the win.

But all that flailing around reminded me of something else...




Thats right, A MAC USER!



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wardrox's Destructoid Blog
I totally don't remember half of it, but seriously, I won.
Anus Mcphanus's Destructoid Blog
I hear naked devil men love to rock out with their cocks out which makes them the natural winners of everything
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
Why is McSnow naked? I don't want to see that :s I had to work with him! OH GAWD!
Vlambo's Destructoid Blog
The mohawk is srsly lacking Wardrox.
McSnow's Destructoid Blog
I had trousers on. I HAD TROUSERS ON!
You're gonna regret posting that photo Seth...

I'll accept that I was an asshole of the highest calibre Saturday night, but with wardrox around assholery was a necessity.
Seth338's Destructoid Blog
You do realise i was quoting you with that line :p

Seriously the entire thing was awesome, flying droxes and falling rabbits.

Should have poured that beer though
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Oh god, that’s hilarious.
The GHost's Destructoid Blog
Awesome, I really got get a Canadian NARP organized one of these days.

Also Wardrox is correct, the amount of physical rocking determines the winner. That goes for all games, not just GH. You haven't lived until you've done a powerslide while beating Mother Brain.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
I do not want to see Wardrox porn ever again.
Simmy's Destructoid Blog
Ah I'll sure remember this for a long time. If I wasn't laughing at Wardrox then I think I was drinking - though not as much as the first UK NARP
Seth338's Destructoid Blog
I need to get too the rest of the NARP wrap up. Will do that after this report.
mistic's Destructoid Blog
I-Drox... EPIC!
Avi The Viking's Destructoid Blog
I remember that night all to well. Some guitar hero playing maniacs almost tok my bloody eye out. Only with my viking strenght did I survie.


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