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Turner, Seth Turner. Second year psychology major and all around awesome individual. Like morality games and RPG's but throw a decent story at me and i'll shut up as well. Raised on original street fighter and metroid, moved from Sonic to Mario and then from Golden Eye, Starfox and Toshingdon to FFVIII. From then on, well everything.

Don't like Halo. Do like Team Fortress. Only sports game i've played is some olympics game with fish on the Sega Megadrive. Not an FPS fan as a rule of thumb, like Half Life games regardless.

Play as many internet flash games as i play console and PC games.

Screw having a now playing list it gets out of date too fast.
Looking forward to:
Fable 2
GTA IV
Saints Row 2
Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness
And probably about other games that grab my eye

Best Games Ever

The Roman Numeral RPG's
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy VI
Breath Of Fire III
Vandal Hearts II

How about a little ULTRAviolence (Anything broadly defined as shooter)
Bioshock
GTA 2
Loaded
Metal Gear Solid
Tekken 3

I am the commander, you do as I SAY (Tactical games)
Command and Conquer
C&C Red Alert 2 (And Yuri's Revenge)
C&C Tiberian Sun (And Firestorm)
C&C Generals (And Zero Hour)
Civilisation 2
Sim City 2000
Hogs Of War
Worms
Age Of Mythology
Age Of Mythology: The Titans (An expansion but stands well as it's own game)
Master of Olympus - Zeus
Master of Atlantis - Poseidon

I can't decide whether you should live or die (Morality games)
Jade Empire
Mass Effect
Fable

The Classics
ESWAT: Cyber Police
Tojam and Earl
Goldeneye

Where the hell do i catagorise you!?(Misc)
The Sims 2
Portal

TOP 4
It was hard to do a top ten so i did the massive list above and weeded out the best, since i like doing those each will have a quote... some are very limited in script though...
Jade Empire
See my blog post on the subject.
Kang: "Next time, I'm placing explosives around them, explosives shaped like bananas. Stops thieves, monkeys, and monkey thieves all in one!"

Gao the lesser:"I have heard better threats from children."
Player: "You've been threatened by children?"

Master Li: "I recall your earliest lessons. You fell from 1000 feet during the walk of death, which, alone, was odd enough at your age, but you made short work of the walk of maiming and the walk of intense discomfort and tore your head clean off. I comforted you, well, your head, saying that you could just walk if off, because, you know, the cut was clean and then you would punch a mountain. In space!"

Age Of Mythology
Great RTS, a quirky series of mythical beasts and heroes at your disposal as well as some all consuming god powers when you want to shake stuff up. Stands out from the others based on how long i spent playing skirmishes, which i think comes close to the two year mark.
Nothing to quote :(

Breath Of Fire III:
Best RPG i have ever played, every character had a quiqe fighting style and personality, there was plenty to discover and maxing yourself out was a relativly easy task. So long as you don't give up from boredom during the desert your fine.
Ballio and Sunder:"No one has seen us in this form and lived to tell about it!" (Imagine as an anime fan this being the first time i heard that line?"
"A D-D-D-Dragon!"

Metal Gear Solid
One of the first and best story driven games i had ever played, great characters, interesting setting and gameplay and the greatest mullet imaginable.
Liquid:"Tell me! Did you like my sunglasses?"



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Hollie Bennett
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wardrox
youkilledmyguy
UK NARP - Guitar Hero Face Off
Seth338 | 1:21 PM on 03.30.2008 17 comments


About half way through night two of the NARP Wardrox (n00b) declared himself the greatest rocker at Guitar Hero 3, over Bunny Rabbit 2 (eL337), who demonstrated the ability to play fire and the flames on expert without the screen on at all and just the speakers.

There was only one way to solve it!


Wardrox judges a win in GH in a very different way to most of us. While the rest of us said BR2's higher scores and difficulty meant he was better wardrox insisted that it was the amount you flailed around that counted, even though he failed half his songs.

The random flailing led to some serious casualties.

Poor Av the viking was hit multiple times in the head by guitars and guitarists as they flew across the room in a frenzy.

Fowl play was afoot, with screens being turned off and guitarists being tripped over (All by McSnow, who cemented his position as an asshole of the highest calibre).

And in the end a winner was clear... me for not getting injured. And then Bunny Rabbit for actually winning.
But Wardrox felt his raw style and rock out a tude was worth the win.

But all that flailing around reminded me of something else...




Thats right, A MAC USER!



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wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2008 14:01
wardrox
I totally don't remember half of it, but seriously, I won.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2008 14:28
Anus Mcphanus
I hear naked devil men love to rock out with their cocks out which makes them the natural winners of everything
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2008 14:38
atheistium
Why is McSnow naked? I don't want to see that :s I had to work with him! OH GAWD!
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2008 14:39
Vlambo
The mohawk is srsly lacking Wardrox.
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2008 15:05
McSnow
I had trousers on. I HAD TROUSERS ON!
You're gonna regret posting that photo Seth...

I'll accept that I was an asshole of the highest calibre Saturday night, but with wardrox around assholery was a necessity.
Seth338's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2008 15:54
Seth338
You do realise i was quoting you with that line :p

Seriously the entire thing was awesome, flying droxes and falling rabbits.

Should have poured that beer though
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2008 16:41
Samit Sarkar
Oh god, that’s hilarious.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2008 17:31
The GHost
Awesome, I really got get a Canadian NARP organized one of these days.

Also Wardrox is correct, the amount of physical rocking determines the winner. That goes for all games, not just GH. You haven't lived until you've done a powerslide while beating Mother Brain.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2008 17:53
Justice
I do not want to see Wardrox porn ever again.
Simmy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 08:55
Simmy
Ah I'll sure remember this for a long time. If I wasn't laughing at Wardrox then I think I was drinking - though not as much as the first UK NARP
Seth338's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 11:01
Seth338
I need to get too the rest of the NARP wrap up. Will do that after this report.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2008 04:46
mistic
I-Drox... EPIC!
Avi The Viking's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 15:27
Avi The Viking
I remember that night all to well. Some guitar hero playing maniacs almost tok my bloody eye out. Only with my viking strenght did I survie.
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