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11:59 AM on 04.23.2008

Dtoid IRC/Look i Drink/On The Table Extravaganza - The Rules to Shot Monopoly [NSFW]


In response to Sterlings post on a new version of computer monopoly

The discussion always comes up when a board game is adapted which version is better. In games like Catan the automation arguably improves the game, but you loose the option of the oh so awesome expansion packs

That is why i personally believe that it is the customisation on the original that will always make it superior. In the video versions some degree of customisation will be available, but never to the degree of the original. Just some preset options.

Below is the discussion that triggered this post and one of my favourite rule sets.

<Seth> Yo
* razerangel has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.81 [Firefox 2.0.0.14/2008040413])
<Seth> Computerised monopoly games are inferior to the board game. Discuss
<vexed_alex> It's true.
<Styos> Who wants to play Monopoly when we cna play Zombies!!!
<vexed_alex> You can't steal from the bank.
<bloodylip> you also can't cut deals with other players
<bloodylip> all computerized board games suck compared to the actual board game
<bloodylip> it removes the human element from it
<Aerox> There was a mac version of monopoly a long time ago that let you cut deals
<Seth> Stealing from the bank is importnat
<Seth> It teaches children important life lessons about not being caught stealing or lying
<bloodylip> that's right
<bloodylip> it teaches them how to live in atlantic city
<Aerox> The mac one let you steal from teh bank too
<Seth> I always steal from the bank
<bloodylip> if only they'd promote you to mayor for winning
<Aerox> But you had a chance of getting caught
<Seth> And i never get caught
<Aerox> And losing all your money
<Seth> Look the main reason i prefer the board game is "Finish the bottle if you hit free parking" or "Double shot for landing on go" will never be included in a computerisedversion
<Seth> It's all about the customisation
<Pangloss|class> computer based drinking games?
* Pangloss|class is now known as Pangloss
<Aerox> Hmm
<Aerox> I've never thought of drinking monopoly
<Aerox> I'm intrigued
<BigPopaGamer> me either
<BigPopaGamer> would definitely make the game more interesting
<Pangloss> all stephen hawking voice saying "drink, faggot!"
<Pangloss> are you some kind of pussy. take the shot.
<Seth> Not the computerised version
<Pangloss> [/robot]
<Seth> There are options
<Seth> The gist is whenever you loose money you take a shot
<Seth> Whenever you pass go you take a shot
<Seth> You can avoid bankrupsy by finishing the bottle for $1000
<Aerox> I feel like everyone would be dead within 20 minutes
<Pangloss> that basically sounds like a complicated way to get drunk very very quickly.
<Seth> And can do that as long as you can hold out
<Pangloss> and that monopoly would swiftly be forgotten.
<Seth> If you fall over drunk or puke the person responsible for your last drink gets your cash and property
<Seth> It's awesome
<vexed_alex> Wow. GTA looks great. Even when watching gameplay from a video camera recording.
<Pangloss> also, that the near-violent atmosphere constantly present when my family plays monopoly would devolve into actual violence.
<BigPopaGamer> wow Seth
<Seth> Or nudity, since you should never play this with your family rather a room full of students at a party
<Pangloss> seriously, my grandma always looks like she's gonna murder someone when she lands on their property.
<BigPopaGamer> you need to write the rules down and send them to me
<Seth> But whatever
<CronosBlade> good lord
<BigPopaGamer> I've got some friends who would be interested in that
<CronosBlade> Take 2 is bitchslapping GTA IV vids off youtube FAST
<Seth> I'll Cblog the rules
<Seth> Link forthcoming.
<BigPopaGamer> that's an awesome idea

The Rules To Shot Monopoly
Your fortitude and skill are tested!
1 - Pass go, take a shot.
2 - Go to jail, take a shot.
3 - land on chance or community chest, assign a shot.
4 - loose money to another player, take a shot.
5 - Land on go, take a double shot
6 - land on free parking, take a shot and leave money. Finish the bottle and collect money.
7 - get out of jail free cards may be used to cancel out a shot.
8 - a player can avoid bankruptcy by finishing the bottle, all debts are cancelled by the bank and player receives a $1000 war chest.
8 - if player passes out, withdrawals or vomits player responsible for last shot receives cash and property. If last shot was from passing go or another similar effect assets return to bank.

This can get people wasted fast, so feel free to substitute different alcohols depending on the groups experience with alcahol.
And if any girls or light weights are playing they should have a weaker drink available as a handicap.

Have fun!

*Note* Destructoid assumes no responsibility for the drink recipes posted by Seth, nor the actions taken from imbibing said drinks, neither does Seth. Remeber kids, drink in moderation you don't want alcohol poisoning. As always have something to eat before a night of drinking.

Thanks to Excremento for template.


Look I Drink - Excremento
On The Table - Conrad Zimmerman
Dtoid IRC - http://www.dynastynet.net #destructoid   read


3:40 PM on 04.06.2008

My complaint about Yashoki's whining about Revolt's complaining about Wardrox and Excremento's complaining


Yoda would be sad
[embed]80108:10031[/embed]   read


1:21 PM on 03.30.2008

UK NARP - Guitar Hero Face Off

About half way through night two of the NARP Wardrox (n00b) declared himself the greatest rocker at Guitar Hero 3, over Bunny Rabbit 2 (eL337), who demonstrated the ability to play fire and the flames on expert without the screen on at all and just the speakers.

There was only one way to solve it!


Wardrox judges a win in GH in a very different way to most of us. While the rest of us said BR2's higher scores and difficulty meant he was better wardrox insisted that it was the amount you flailed around that counted, even though he failed half his songs.

The random flailing led to some serious casualties.

Poor Av the viking was hit multiple times in the head by guitars and guitarists as they flew across the room in a frenzy.

Fowl play was afoot, with screens being turned off and guitarists being tripped over (All by McSnow, who cemented his position as an asshole of the highest calibre).

And in the end a winner was clear... me for not getting injured. And then Bunny Rabbit for actually winning.
But Wardrox felt his raw style and rock out a tude was worth the win.

But all that flailing around reminded me of something else...




Thats right, A MAC USER!

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10:19 AM on 03.30.2008

UK NARP - Pics and lulz of the first night

UK Narp this weekend was awesome, but where the fuck was Jim Sterling?


For those of you across the pond you should know, foreigners play vidya games too. And we can't make it to your fancy Miami NARP's so we throw our own every now and then.

This was a three day drinkathon hosted by Bunny Rabbit 2 in wolverhampton.

The first night had the most people but it was mostly drinking and playing Halo, the best gaming happened on night two and the best drinking on night one. You may notice the absence of the British representation Jim Sterling, he came down with a terrible case of Man Flu so we needed to postpone his death match with Wardrox until the horn of fenris sounds and the skies turn red. it will happen people.

Wardrox himself was absent night one as well due to being a n00b and a day late.

A few Dtoiders did turn up and overall we had a decent turn out, bout 15 people there the first night and 10 the second.

(Roll call - incomplete)
Me
Bunny Rabbit Host
McSnowthe whole time
Daddy Gerplex and a friend from gamestation on the second day.
Wardrox on the second day
And a bunch of non dtoiders who live in the area and know us. If you are a dtoider and i didn't know your username comment and ill ad you)

The first night was an international effort, with many pirates and non English europeans.



/\Av The Viking, new to destructoid.

The night ended with a Halo tourney of sorts, no pics of that because by that point i was so wasted i could barely stand.

The set up was pretty neat, 3 HD screens one SD and 3 xboxes, only one PS3 though.


So far Microsoft is in the lead.

Most played games of night one:
1st: Halo
2nd: Crackdown
3rd: Portal

Night two, weatherspoons and the Guitar Hero off coming up.   read


10:01 AM on 03.30.2008

Look We Drink - Improved Happy Cola (UK NARP)


At the UK NARP this weekend Bunny Rabbit (Profile) decided to create a modified version of Excremento's Happy Cola, in tribute to the mix master and list maker we post our recipe here.

I give you Happier Cola

Take the normal Happy Cola recipe, a bottle of Smirnoff ice and a shot of jagermeister, the drink retains it alcopop girlishness but has enough hard liquor in it that people wont look at you funny. Nice transition from alcopops into spirits.


Then how of you improve on this most sippy of drinks? Just add one cola wand.

and watch the mixture froth and ferment as the wand slowly dissolves.

Glaucoma and alcoholism, all this and more at the UK NARP you probably missed.

Original Recipe
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Excremento/look-i-drink-happy-cola-48884.phtml

This is the first of my UK NARP posts, it went first because it was the shortest. Look forward to "Why is McSnow a jerk?" and "IDrox Rox"   read


10:20 AM on 03.25.2008

UK NARP coming up - party in midlands - battle to death?

Bunny Rabbit's post
Bunny Rabbit Is holding a NARP* this friday for UK Dtoid members. It's a whole weekened thing, click the link for more details.

Attractions:
Wardrox Vs Jim Sterling in a battle to the death! in COD4
Rabbit has an awesome rig with every current gen console and a nice library of games, feel free to bring your own consoles or games.
Other gamers to hang out with and geek out with.
Beer
Spirits
Beer
Local Ale festival happens on same weekend.
Norweigans

Bunny Rabbit's C-Blog
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/bunnyrabbit2/the-next-uk-narp-71689.phtml
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/bunnyrabbit2/reminder-uk-narp-incoming-77089.phtml

*No Apparant Reason Party - Drink, games, pizza, random sex with other gamers???   read


6:51 AM on 03.08.2008

Not my Turning Point gaming rig



My rig is pretty old now, going on 5-6 years




It was pretty state of the art back then tho, i don't know the exact specs but it can play C&C generals at top specs without lag issues, and i don't have trouble with anything from Steam.




I have this set up with two mice, one close to the monitor for when i use the chair and one longer one that reaches to my bed. that way i can lie back and surf or mess around with my media player without getting up.




The screen is a 24'' LCD HD by Goodmans, cost 300 last year and it gets the job done.



I don't normally post these but Ceark's "Call to actual Dtoid members" rant made sense.

(I'm still working on the second part of my WoW retrospective "For The Horde"expect it when i don't have practical reports, developmental reports and analysis essays due in.)

and READ WARDROX'S BLOG   read


7:04 PM on 02.05.2008

World of Warcraft - A Retrospective: Part one - Alliance (Also Gay Bar)


Let's start this post where all good Warcraft posts should.
Hi, my name is Seth and I'm a Level 60 Orc Hunter. I have been clean and sober for two years now.

This post will contain swear words and possible spoilers for 1-30 alliance quests. So don't moan at me this time I bolded it.

Christina's C-Blog on entering the world got me looking back on my own past with warcraft.

I'm going to try and break this down into how I felt during my tenure. Beginning with...

The beginning - Night Elf Druid: RIP Level 1-5 (Ish)

I rolled alliance to begin with; a friend of my fathers was on the server I chose as a human warrior so it seemed natural. I didn't play this character long; I only rolled it to see how the controls worked and to get a feel for the game.

And I was fucking blown away.

Not the graphics, I had seen better but this was my first time walking through a game world where everyone around me was an actual person. This took a while to sink in. That guy batting rabbits with a staff was an actual person. Not an AI. I had played online multiplayer before of course, but the closest thing to WoW I had played was adventure quest where the idea of playing along side someone else was ludicrous.

I said I was really trying to capture my feelings.

I went up just saying Hi to random people just to test that they were actual people, a fact that was really much tougher to grasp than it should have been. But the first time I saw the FFVIII balamb garden FMV on my PS1 blew me away as well. Not because it was the greatest thing ever, but in comparison to everything I had played before (Which was limited to an Atari, a Megadrive and avery limited library of N64 games) it was amazing.

This was in many ways the same feeling. Jumping from my previous experience of RPGs into a MMO blew me away.

This stage can be summed up in one phrase.

"Holy crap they are Human"

I only played this character for a while before I decided that I would restart. It is a habit I have with any game, I play for half hour/hour to grasp the mechanics and restart. It serves you well.

The first crusade - Set - Human Warlock RIP Level 1 to 24

So I rolled a warlock, it sounded the most evil and that was all that mattered. This was my first run in with grinding; I accidentally walked in an area too strong for me and realized I would need to stay in the play pen until I was strong enough to deal with it. This is a reoccurring theme in WoW, being penned into these zones.

I worked my way up and up and ran through the defias brotherhood storyline from that orchard they took over in the noob zone past the Deadmines and into Stormwind prison. And really had a blast from the get go. Some things were a bit annoying, how many Kobold mines do I have to go through? (The answer, a lot) but for the most part the sense of achievement when you become strong enough to leave an area and that oh so satisfying ding. Well that made up for it.

As a psychologist (Now, not so much then) I can point to that as positive reinforcement and conditioning, a release of dopamine equivalent to passing a big exam just for clicking a mouse at some monsters. This is where things get troublesome for some WoW players.

I liked the Defias storyline, the first time I cleared Deadmines with my brother in my party. Say what you like about there being no end to an MMO, the feeling of completing an instance like that and then walking out into the sunlight. Yeah it's more of the same afterwards but the sudden relief, we did it! Ect. Yeah life goes on and it's back to the grind but that feeling of achievement is not easily beaten.

By this point my exploration was very limited. I had explored Elwin and Westfall but by the time I reached Duskwood and Redridge I had run out of steam. Time to retire this character and look back at my first choice.

The second crusade - Sekhemet* (The first) - Night Elf Druid: RIP Level 0 - 36

This time I was going to explore, really see as much of the world as I could. For a start this entire class was wrong for me. I was using the bear form for attack and totally ignored the cat form. I even speced restoration. Bleughh - all mistakes. But at this point I wasn't using guides. I had installed a Coordinate addon and was using thottbot for maps but was still pure. Bah, not for long.

My efforts at exploration were both curtailed and encouraged by my chosen class, the druid quests had me going back to westfall and to do so I needed to explore the far reaches of areas too tough for me. Following the trail through Wetlands was harsh. Almost every monster could one hit me and i had an aggro range the size of a small planet. I needed an escort to make it through to Ironforge, but once I was on the Deeprun Tram I knew I was home free.

This strikes me as bad design, needing to trek through these high level (relatively speaking) areas to get to the capitals of your allied races, but it helps to establish the insular nature of the Night Elves - it also aided my attempts at exploration which I appreciated. But no sooner than I had finished that quest I was dragged back to Darkshore to look at whale husks.

This led to the second revelation of WoW

"Grinding is boring"

I spent ages in the same area, mostly running from point A to point B. My insistence to use the bear form rather than cat was holding me back as well, I was staying alive but everything was drawn out. By the time I was exploring Ashenvale and Stone talon I was so thoroughly bored with the Night Elf plot line, running back to Nijels point every time a Horde warrior attacked me the game had totally run out of steam.

And god help me if I had to spend an hour looking for a Gnomergan party only to have them disband the first time someone dies I will kill someone.

The alliance lacked teamwork, everyone seemed to be learning the ropes and the Horde were laughing at us with their battle cry emote.

So I cut my ties with the alliance, it was time to change servers and roll Horde.

Thus the third revelation of WoW was revealed to me, which is summed up in one phrase

"FOR THE HORDE"


To be continued.

The Alliance Crusades
The Beginning
First Crusade
Second Crusade

For The Horde
For The Horde
Barons Chat
In his majesties bloody service

Mechanical Machinations Of Machinering
Trade Skills and Cheating
I do not recognize this UI
PvP sucks

The Endgame...
PvP Is awesome
I'm doing this again?
Memento Mori - The elite guild
What do you mean "So you are still alive"?

Semi related youtube Vid - alliance made Gay bar video

[embed]68735:7663[/embed]

*I always name my game characters after aliases of the God Seth, those being Seth, Set, Sutekh, Suty or Seteh - Sekhmet isn't really an alias of Seth according to most experts but enough think that it is that i also use it. Mostly because Sekhemet is an awesome name (Even if it is a female one)


READ WARDROX'S BLOG   read


5:13 AM on 01.27.2008

I love Jade Empire IN SPACE!

Ah Mass Effect, i do love this game. But Jade empire is better for one feature.


No not punching Zombies heads off.

Forgive me for never playing KOTOR, i tend to avoid star wars themed games. But Jade Empire, that was my bread and butter. You know all those reviews who say "There was this this and this wrong with it, but if you like X genre you will love it". I am that guy.

I am a completionist, not in the mass effect achievement way but in the real way. I completed (On most accurate count) Jade Empire 27 times. The reason was all those alternate endings.

Spoilers.

Jade Empire had 3 main endings:

Good

Evil

And stupid...

Stupid always ended the same way so this is the last we talk of it. Here is where it gets good. Each if your followers had their own ending, just a little bit in text but i loved it. And it is the one thing Mass Effect really misses out on. Depending on your interactions with your party their personality can change between good an evil. And that alters how they react to your final choices as either enemies, allies, slaves or dead people. So that is two to three custom endings for each character.

Then there were the relationships, which were a million times better than Mass Effect because there was no pandering heavily advertised sex scene, just a kiss and fade to black. These were

If you are a man:
Dawn Star
Silk Fox

If you are a woman:
Sky

There was also

If you are a woman:
Silk Fox (Yes Jade Empire had lesbian sex all that time ago!)

If you are a man:
Silk Fox and Dawn Star (Hawt threesome action)
Sky - Yes Jade empire had buttsex action as well. Mass Effect had no male Commander Shepard Sir on Kaiden action did it.



This is the main reason i find the stuff about OMG lesbian sex in Mass Effect - internet explodes - really really stupid. Jade empire had threesomes, lesbians and hawt man on man back in 2005.

But that is beside the point, that is another 7 endings there (Trust me, interactions ect)

And then there is alignment, depending on if they are good or evil, or you are and if you are in a relationship with them there are now up to 4 endings for some characters.

Good
Evil
Good and in a relationship
Evil and in a relationship
Good and in a threesome
One Evil and one good in a threesome when you are evil
One evil, one good you are good
Both evil and you good (Hardest one ever to do, you have to talk like a bad ass but pet kittens when they aren't looking)
Both good and you good.

And you get the idea by now.

Then at least two of your allies have secret pasts, if you unlock these it changes all their endings. So there we have another bunch of them.

27 times i completed this game, and i think i got everything. But the thing is i discovered something new on the 24th time. You were always discovering things you missed in this game. Much like Mass Effect where there are entire missions that i didn't find until my third play through.

Anyway, the endings are one of the reasons that i loved Jade Empire, and the one thing Mass Effect sorely needed. a quick bit at the end about each partner you know:

Kaiden
Good: Served on as a marine, eventually got his own ship. Retired with wife/you depending on ending.
Evil: Helped lead the new specters that quickly stomped humanities superiority over the traverse.

Modify if you dated him

Wrex
Good:Went back to his people with his family armor and helped to foster peace among a small band of the Krogan.
Good 2: Unable to return his family's armor he continued his life as a mercenary.
Evil: Proving the worth of the Krogan to the new human empire, wrex's actions led to the Krogan being used by humanity as a race of soldiers.
Dead:...

Tali:
Good: Returned to the Migrant fleet with the data on the Geth, eventually gets the Quarian embassy restored to the citadel and stands as ambassador.
Evil: Returned from to the Migrant fleet with news of what happened to the council and the coming of the reapers. The migrant fleet has not been seen since.

And you get the idea, people like me would have done everything to see every permutation.

But that doesn't change the awesomeness of Mass Effect, still a good game. I even liked the Mako segments if you can believe it.

It just could have been so much better with this single awesome feature.

But it is a fairly new game, and i am late to the party. Someone else has probably talked about Mass Effect recently, this post was about Jade Empire...



To make things more interesting for those who read this insanely long post, put your own predictions for good/evil/relationship endings for some Mass Effect character in the reply section.


READ WARDROX'S BLOG   read


11:59 PM on 01.07.2008

I read wardrox's blog!

But that is of little importance. My rant for today is this.

Console "Exclusives"
The simple question is why do people do them anymore? Almost anything can be ported now and companies stand to make much greater profit if everyone can buy your game from the off. I can see the reason for first party exclusives, but games like Bioshock (Just completed for the first time the other day, late to the party i know but gotta love that sweet sweet ADAM) or i don't know Metal Gear Solid, stand to make much more money if ported over. Sure Bioshock was successful anyway, but people won't be lining up to buy PS3s because of one game, the popularity of the Xbox would imply you could make much more by breaking the exclusivity and just going with sales.

So yea, please please please release Metal Gear Solid for the Xbox, i already missed the last one since my PS2 died and i switched consoles.

*cough* that is all.

Also an "I'm spartacas" style rallying of people who read Wardrox's blog would be pretty awesome. Even more awesome if it ended with Sterling. (love the podcastle guys, keep it up.)   read


4:44 AM on 12.13.2007

When will they release Beautiful Katamari in Europe, when when when!!


Head explodes...

This is now driving me nuts. When i heard about a 360 katamari game i was happy, i watched the pre-release material like a hawk, waiting for a UK date to be announced. US and Japan had their dates, I'm sure we will have a delay but a date will come out soon... soon...

This game has now been out for two months.
In English no less, just across the pond. Why won't they release it in the UK, why don't they like money. Seriously Bandai, here take my money, give me my game.

I had the misfortune of missing Katamari Damancy, my PS2 was long dead when i discovered it so i only got to play it round friends. I greatly anticipated this next gen's release but nay, it is apparently not for us.

My reasoning, Japanese bastards hate Europe, and only release games in America because they pretty much have to.

If you know something i don't about a UK release date please tell me.

In unrelated news i have now got over 11 hours on pyro, 10 on engineer and 10 on spy in Team Fortress 2 for the 360.   read





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