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-Who He Be-


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Name: Damon R. Nagy

a.k.a.: Sentry, Jigglypuff, Jam

Blurb:
Damon is a twenty-something year-old manthing what currently "manages" an independently-owned games shoppe ("Game On!") in Denver, CO. He's entertained delusions of intelligence and relevance his entire life, and hopes to someday be recognized as a pundit in several fields, though his insatiable, insufferable ego will likely forever demand more. As it stands, the store he works at cannot afford to pay him, and as such his current gaming experiences are limited to those used titles that come through the store itself, or those rare occasions when his friends should happen to purchase something that he'd also like to play.

This fellow is arrogant, egocentric, narcissistic, and riddled with insecurities, anxieties, and contradictions, but occasionally - just every so often - manages to be a pretty okay, kinda' nice guy. A bit off-putting at first, but if you give him a chance he might just grow on you.

Also, he's very pleased to meet you.


(This one by Antwhan.)
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-Where He At-

E-Mail: Sentri@Gmail.com
Facebook: DNagy
Twitter: @Sentry_
last.fm: Syncopaiua
YouTube: Syncopaiua
MySpace: Lemon Lyman

Xbox LIVE: Sentri
PSN: Syncopated

Store Site: Game On!
Store Twitter: @GameOnDenver
Store YouTube: GameOnDenver
Store Steam: GODenver
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-Front-Paged-

[Musing] E for Effort: In Good Faith

[Musing] I, the Author: I, the Metanarrative

-Other-

[Stereotoid guest review] "Stubbs the Zombie"
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-What He Play-
(as of February 25th, 2010)

At Current:
God of War III
Heavy Rain
Deadly Premonition
Uncharted 2
Mass Effect 2
Bit.Trip Core
Chulip
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Recently Completed:
Flower* (mmm~)
Bit.Trip Beat (jam~)
PixelJunk Shooter (jam~)
Beautiful Katamari (whee~)
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Hopes/Intends to Play/Purchase:
VVVVVV
Metroid: Other M
Noby Noby Boy
Fez
Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet
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-Favourite Mediastuffs-
(In alphabetical order, so as to avoid ranking.)

Videogames:


























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Movies:
28 Days Later
Almost Famous
As Good As It Gets
Batman Begins
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Battle Royale
Beautiful Girls
Benny & Joon
The Boondock Saints
Brick
Casino Royale
Chasing Amy
Clue
The Court Jester
The Darjeeling Limited
The Dark Knight
Empire Records
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Everything Is Illuminated
The Fifth Element
The Glenn Miller Story
A Goofy Movie
Grosse Point Blank
Hackers
Hard Candy
High Fidelity
Howl's Moving Castle
The Hudsucker Proxy
Interstella 5555 (Daft Punk)
The Iron Giant
It's A Wonderful Life
Keeping The Faith
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Ladyhawk
Layer Cake
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Little Shop of Horrors
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Lost In Translation
Love Actually
Man on the Moon
Maverick
Meet Joe Black
Memento
Mirrormask
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
My Fair Lady
My Neighbor Totoro
Newsies
Oldboy
Playing By Heart
Pleasantville
Porco Rosso
The Prestige
The Road To El Dorado
Rushmore
The Science of Sleep
Serenity
Shaun of the Dead
Sin City
Singin' in the Rain
SLC Punk
Slither
South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
Stay
Sunshine
Thank You For Smoking
Trainspotting
V For Vendetta
Vanilla Sky
What Dreams May Come
Whisper of the Heart
White Christmas
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

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PAX East Contest: It's the Goof Boy!
Sentry | 12:46 PM on 03.07.2010 13 comments


Well, it's a little last-minute, but here's my entry. It was kinda' hard to get some of this filmed during daylight/business hours, so please excuse the quick cuts during some of my speechhavings. Also, I didn't really actively take note of that "blue" language until I'd already rendered and uploaded the video, so hopefully a few curses aren't considered TOO NSFW.

Basically, what you're about to watch is broken into roughly two halves: an arbitrarily-decided upon number (five, I think) of nonsensical reasons why I should go to PAX East, followed by a somewhat somber account of straight talk and how much it would mean to me. For those of you that can stomach the latter half, there's an additional morsel of funny as a reward near the end.

Thanks! Please send me to PAX please, thank you, please!



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Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 13:30
Sean Carey
Goofy Movie!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 14:13
garison
Nice Mass Effect shirt.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 14:28
Sentry
Holy hell in a holy hellbasket, you can fap your own stuff?!

The masturbation reference is complete.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 14:29
Sentry
walkyourpath - Who's your favourite possum?!

garison - Thank you kindly. Some guy didn't want it and gave it to me before I ever even played the game. It's quite comfortable. And soft. It's also soft.
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 14:45
Enkido
Great Blog. Really liked the Ironman skit.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 15:19
Anonymouse
It took ages to load but it was worth it. Send this bitch to PAX!
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 15:33
Sentry
Anonymouse - Yeah, sorry about. I'm pretty suck at encoding/compression right now. Learning as I go.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 16:19
Kryptinite
Man you have a sweet Mass Effect shirt. I need that, ON DIAL UP!!!!
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 18:31
ScottyG
That was a really nice video! :)

Also... don't fap to yourself... Please...
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 19:37
RenegadePanda
You tell me where you got that N7 shirt...

I need one.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 21:33
Sentry
ScottyG - You're not the boss of me. (Thank you!)
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 21:51
Sentry
To anybody who's expressed interest in my N7 shirt, it was one of the hundreds of pieces of swag given away at not this last year's, but the previous year's Child's Play Funde Razor (locally hosted by Brian Crecente's Hair Palace). An acquaintance of mine one it and handed it to me, and I liked it 'cause of the softness.

Seriously guys, so soft.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2010 23:54
shipero
Anyone who can recite 'After Today' deserves any prizes and accolades that can get. "Then down with the textbooks. And up with the comics."
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