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Hello! Welcome. Don't suck and we'll all get along with cherries and cake (note: cake is a lie).
NO COWZILLA. You are supposed to wait a while before telling them that the sweet delicious cake is a complete farce
I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!
What is this cake that everyone speaks about?
Welcome to the party, sir. If you haven't already, take off your shoes and sit by the fire while I fetch you some buttered pastries.
Also, check out the forums sometime. They like you just as much as I think you like me (thanks).
Well, now that Cowzilla has fucked everything all to hell we might as well unmask the entire fiasco. We're actually just a recruiting tool for Al Queda.
Not the terrorists! No no no. That'd be silly. Just Al from the kebab shop round the corner. If you're ever looking for work, off the books, call him.
Welcome.
Welcome aboard, SP. May your somewhat verbose wordplay be your signature of over-achievement.
Cowzilla's just messing with you. The cake is great, so delicious and moist.
Welcome Semantic. I love your user name :)
Welcome to Destructoid, I hear the cake is excellent.
@Savant
I actually massively underachieved, so I'm overcompensating.
@Colette
Thank you! It's literally something I made up about 18 months ago when I signed up for Gmail.
And the cake is not a lie, it's just...not there
@SP
Quite.
@Savant
You're looking at a bona fide university drop out.
It's odd how proud I sound about that...
And you're looking at a community college success.
It's odd how ashamed I sound about that...
But in all seriousness, welcome aboard. S'all about cake, pies, and games here. Minus the cake. I hear it is a lie.
@Savant
Thank you! And I guess I'll just have to console myself with the Portal song instead.
@Savant
Thank you! And I guess I'll just have to console myself with the Portal song instead.
How the hell did I double post in my own blog?!
Internet magic.
Damn the internet!
Indeed. Quick, everyone back to the carrier pigeons!
We can't! Someone has stolen them for nefarious purposes!