This is the new action packed, MMORPG that will sure as sugar get you hooked.


In this MMO produced by Square Enix, you start off by choosing between 10 different races and 10 different classes. Oh the variety! I've never been more excited about how many choices I have to choose from. Not just that, you can customize your hair and face! Well, let's take a look at what we've got so far on the races to choose from.

First: The Alliance


From left to right:

Humans: The proud race that is proud of how they proudly fought the Orcs for a number of proud generations. These creatures are built strong and are well rounded in the elements of fighting and the arcane, I guess. They look like a bunch of panzies.

Dwarves: These are the mountain borne folk, hidden within mountains for ages until their king was like, "OH HEY, THERE'S A SURFACE! USE THE GANMEN TO BREAK THROUGH!" And then they were free. These are short and stocky looking midgets who know how to mine and hit things. Their huge noses are also compasses, meaning they will never get lost.

Night Elves: These creatures are the nature..or they're born from the trees or something. They've always been there, always. Apparently they can live forever unless they're cut in two or eslpoded. They're freakeshly tall with razorsharp elven ears that can pierce through their helmets. They also have huge eyebrows that stick out to next year.

Gnomes: These are the little freaks of nature that live in some mystical society called Gnomeregan, which is conveniently placed near the home of the dwarves. These things are geniuses with gadgets and all things that are mechanical. They come up to your shin and have huge heads and the most horrible looking hair ever. They also only have three fingers.

Draenei: This race is from outer space. They all lived on some giant space station that crashed in the Alliance area for some reason or another. They're half squid, half bulls, and half blue, but all Alien. Males match the height of the Night Elves while the females are as short as humans, both have some sort of spinal problem that makes their chest jut out forward as well as cool backwards knees.

Now for: The Horde



From left to right:

Orcs: A fairly long time ago the Orcs were happy people who were left alone until one day the mysterious Burning Legion cast some sort of corrupt spell and forced them to go fight the proud humans. Thrall was angwy about dis, so he took control and conquered some placed called Mordor. I mean..Kalimdor. it was the best day ever. Orcs are as tall humans with a back problem that causes them to slouch. They have shoulders the size of dwarves and the muscle mass that belongs in Cho Aniki or something.

Forsaken: Better known as the undead, these guys are bound to the Lich King and they have some bitch queen named Sylvanas who command them to destroy anything that is unhonorable by pillaging or laying complete and utter waste to what they are destroying (wat). They only like the horde because they are primitive and have that retard strength that will ensure their domination.

Taurens: Apparently there is a Cow Level... Anyways, they're cows that wander some barren land and hunt electric dinosaurs. One day the orcs came by on their conquest and said "HALP!" and so they did. Glorious. They are huge cows that make no sense height wise. They have all the features that a real cow does, except the females. No utters. The perk of this class is every weapon is scaled up to them so even the smallest of swords will help you over compensate for that lack of whatever it is you wish to over compensate about.

Trolls: Your ancient stereotypical Jamaican tribesman. They spend their days smoking things to channel their juju while cursing others. They hated the horde as well until one day they were attacked by mermaids and Thrall appeared from the sky and falcon punched every single mermaid with his ninja skills. Afterwords, they still hated the Horde but they cruise with them regardless.

Blood Elves: These are the rejects that were kicked out from the Alliance for being major rejects and only wanting to consume more and more magic. Matter of fact, they love magic so much they accidentally conjured the main bad guy of " Super 3 Brothers Mario." Kil'Jaeden betrayed them and started trolling the world as the hardest boss evar. These guys look like Night Elves with human height. They have pretty, pretty hair and beautiful eyes. They are absolutely vain and love your mother.

Neat, this will be fun!

Craft of the World at War (War) Part 2 of 4: Classes (Coming soon)