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I dont think I'm good at writing , but I'm here (again) to write a thing about a thing...

Animal Crossing is a game I have never actually bought with my own money. I always borrow it from
People . Mostly because I'm poor... But also because it's a top game.

List of good things bout animals crossings

Charming Characters
Wastes time
Dont know

I dont fucking know why I enjoy Animal Crossing I mean its fun , but it's everything that doesnt annoy me in one place and its so fucking tranquil and quiet and calming.

The soothingest thing ever it's literally the best stress reliever.

I had a bad day at school because I said stuff about soldiers and then got called "saddo".

So I went home and played animal crossing and bought a shovel and buried it. Then when I come back from school I will dig it up and have a golden one. Then I ate a whole bag of vegetarian haribo's and made some constellations. THEN I CAUGHT SOME FISHES AND BUGS. I really think that Animal Crossing Lets Go To The Paradise City Where The Grass is Yellow and The Girls Dont Talk To Me Because I Am A Nerd................ Jesus christ.

I'm tired of the same run of the mill shooter, strategy game , RPG , adventure game , sidescroller , Rhythm Game and driving game.

It's different and peacefull . I really want a 3DS just so I can get Animal Crossing . I really think that they should have an Animal Crossing clone on the PC so I can mod the fucking tits off of it.

The simplicity of the controls also is very attractive and pick up and play.

I dont think I have ever been in such suspense for my little bag of polygons to get a bigger house.

The graphics and presentation are "CuTe???????¿??" and beautiful very cartoony and every game should be like it.

If you havent played Animal Crossing you should . If you dont like it YOU ARE A RACIST...

Thanks for reading and sorry for all the grammatical incosistencies (<SPELLING MISTAKE) and spelling mistakes.

Thanks lol bye


A couple of days ago I posted a blog about how I (AYE) never meet gamer girls. YOU ALL HATED IT. I mean I hated it. But CMON .

Thank you for reading it and thank you if you enjoyed it atleast a smidge.

One of the points in the blog was that people hate me. The majority of you hated it .

I'm sure if I were you

I would have hated it . And would have proceded to punch my keyboard and tell my alternate universe self that you're shot at writing. Ahem.

Since then I played MW3 with a friend. That game is hated by many of many people. I thought and think it's a well rounded game and was fun.

Things I Like:

Being A Cock

Things I hate:
Annoying People
A small Minority of Valve Fans
Minority of Blonde Girls
Any Physical Activity
And going out side.

My hate list is bigger than my like list . But dont take my word for it. Ask yourself , when was the last time you were angry at another gamer??


See I'm angry just writing this. Nope I'm not angry I'm just ticked off that someone can call me a retard over the Internet then go on to write utter shit . Sorry if you can point out that I'm talking directly about you but you did act like a bit of dick and weirdly enough I don't think I was being that much of a cock so you can probably see why I'm pissed off to the end of my tether.

So yet again thank you for reading(hating) and or liking my shit smear of a writing I did.

Let me just define another problem I have. My idea of a cblog is roughly written and not to be looked at for grammar,spelling or characteristics. So fuck not you.sorry.I love you. Baby.

Sorry about that and all that swearing how bout that guys

Ok last thing write the most hateful comments you can and I'll tell you if I cried or not. Go ahead. WRITE

So I'm a nerd. If you didn't know already on which you're probably new to reading my drivel.

Dungeons and Dragons
Fantasy Books
Sci-Fi books
Video Games that are made by Nintendo ...

Just some of the things that I like . People usually don't like stuff like I do.

* just so you know I writ like three paragraphs but I backspaced them into the sky . They were abit like that whole blog I wrote that was about me not getting to talk to those are like not there. But the stuff that is written below is about me talking to girls. And failing. And losing faithsss.

This is the bit about gamer girls. Gamer girls are very rare especially in the real life. If this is just me please just tell me. When I was around 11 a thing called the Internet was around. The Internet opened my eyes to girls that actually game. In real life if I hear a girl talking about a video game it's usually something her boyfriend showed her. COD. The least said the better

. A girl I got kind of close to ( a girl that actually let me talk to her without her shouting EWWW) would usually talk about how she played kinect . I once told her about portal and told her about the physics and the humour and the story if I remember she said " That sounds boring" . She's now got a boyfriend and I don't really talk to her. A good place to start is Portal .Girls like portal , I found this out by talking to girl(s).

I only really talked to three girls about portal . The second girl I talked too plays Bejewled. And she's a massive bitch. The third one doesn't need a mention. Because.

I tried to make girls listen to me about nerd shit I like. I once even talked to a girl I sit next to in geography about my D&D character yorrick. She nodded her head and giggled. I can't bring myself to speak to her. I'd probably just embarass myself.

I don't get out much . I think that also harms my ability to speak to people nevermind girls. I mean I can speak to girls. But god fucking help me when I can grow a pair and ask a girl if she wants to go out and grab a coffee. Most girls I know don't like coffee. People hate you seb. People hate me.

THAT WAS REELY HAPPY . I'll add some smiley faces just so you don't laugh at me too much and more at the similey faces.


Thank you for reading.

Don't care too much.


Sorry there's no tags for this I get confused sometimes. I'm actually quite smart. Just out of place.

Oh I'm writing.

So 2011 was a very good or bad year , depending on your opinion LIEK WIT MOST FINGS HHHHRRRRRGGHHHH.

Okay I'm trying to be as serious as a serial masturbator can be...

Fuck it.

2011 was a good year for FPS's as is every other year but more specifically for Battlefield fans . 2011 saw the release of Battlefield 3 . Both critically and acoustically acclaimed. I played the game on a top pc gaming rig so at any chance I got I shouted at my friends "HOW BOUT THAT CONSTANT TEXTURE POP-IN AND DRAW DISTANCE OF 80 YEAR OLD SHORT SIGHTED MAN (my dad). It was an all round fun game. Hahhaha what am I saying I spent about eight hours on that bitches and played 7 hours of multiplayer. I love battlefield I just couldnt take it more than 5 cups of herbal tea in a row.

Zelda also saw a big year in gaming . If your me and poor that is. I played wind waker (uncompleted) , Link to The Past (un/in/oncompleted) and ocarina of time (completed). One of which I have played through before and know like the back of my N64 controller. A bit of rain dropped through my window, I must have done the song of storms AMARIGHT. no I'm not. I've still to play skyward sword all because my brother bought it for my christmas and doesnt want me buying another copy just so I can play it.

Another iteration of call of duty was released and was well received by kids and critics alike. Unless youre too coOoOol for that. I thunk that call of duty has run its journey and should take an arrow to the knee anytime soon. Just shoot me in my lumbar. Which brings me on to my next game.

Yes thats right, I did just continue a paragraph in a seperate paragraph . LIE TO ME. Elder Scrolls Oblivion. Thats what everyone was playing right. Well I played it and its virtually unplayable compared to skyrim. Skyrim is a story about a serial-murder-rapist-pickpocketer-mage-rapist. Or whatever you want WHICH IS COOL RIGHT GUYS. Skyrims okay its just not my cup of herbal tea , I mean I like fantasy and magic shtuff but I prefer skyrim in short bursts rather than an energy drink fuelled playthrough. I prefer to take my time with things. Which is why Im bad at everything...

Now to my GOTY 2008+3 years... I think its probably deus ex 2024 or human revolution if youre not mentally retarded. Its a really fun game , stealth mixed with Dark knight mixed with smoking 50 a day. It makes me feel liek a boss anytime I punch a guy then take cover go invisible CONFUSE THE FUCKS then shoot them with my silenced pistol. So good. Youre asking what I thought of the end of the game. Well here I have to tell you something . See it as my dirty little secret. I didnt actually finish the game which I feel really bad for . Like I feel like crying because I didnt finish it. But I'll make it up to you jim bob Im going to make a c-blog everyday doccumenting my finishing off of Deus Ex :HR.

Thanks for waddling through my bog of writing and hope you will not judge me for my face.

I cant even take what I said seriously . Yeah I know I laughed aswell.

Thanks for reading and gutenbye.

5:14 PM on 12.05.2011

I'm bored.

Warning. In this 'ere c-blog there will be incosistent spelling ,grammar,jokes and punctuation but like hey what.

So I'm looking forward to christmas. Its weird for me . Snow happened while I was in school and everyone was like "SNOW" and I was like "SnOw" . I spoke to a girl today. I called her a hoe but bitches be crazy am I right. I wouldnt know cos I never speek to girls

The other day I was baby sitting but the weird thing is the kid came over to my house. He played with my childhood lego sets and he played on my wii. He was fat and didnt want to eat the salami and cheese sandwich I made for him . I touched meat. He didnt eat . His name was pete ( paul ) and he smelt like feet.

I hate the way I write which is why I rarely talk to girls . Because whenever I talk to girls I have to construct a sentence rather than be like " MY LEVEL 6703 ICE MAGE DIED LAST NGHT" but bitches be hatin on me and often when I talk to a girl she stares into space , making me think I should stop talking and sleep. Or stop drop and roll.

Someone told me that I should stop comparing myselg to others. Actually they said " BRAH YOU LIKE A GEEK SO GO AWAY" which made me think that. No it didnt.yes it did not.

In my english class were watching a film called skellig . Its about suicide or something but me and my friend got in an argument about one of the actors in it (I jyst said I had a friend) I thought he looked like that guy in sherlock, not sherlock but watson. On the other end of the ZX spectrum we have my friend who thought it was that guy off that show about mars. Cool people will know who Im talking about its called 30 second to mars or some cack like that. Its a tv show. I said that.

I can see my copy of links crossbow training from where I'm sitting.

I got ridiculed today in Physical Education by a guy . I also hate movement that doesnt involve me getting something out of it. Like getting food. I'm actually not fat just extremely lazy. I swear Im not fat.

Thanks for loathing/reading this here brain fart.

Guten bye.

10:50 AM on 11.01.2011

So about 2 weeks ago I wrote a BackLog seeing as my back log is unbearable I chose 10 games out off of the list and heres the reviewsss


Fallout is a Post-Apocalyptic isometric RPG action adventure dungeon-crawler. Well thats how I saw it. Players of D&D will love this (as did I) for its isometricness and dice rolley like nature. The game see's you venturing out of vault 13 (DONT CORRECT ME) to find a water chip and you have something close to 130 in-game days to find one and hilarity ensues as you fuckshitup and steal things and be evil. Im a terrible person. Its a pretty good game but some peoples patience will shorten quickly as combat is gruelling and saving is manual.

Lego Star Wars 2.

I think I may have peter-pan syndrome as I love playing "kids" games such as the lego games . For anyone that doesnt know lego games are beat-em ups with a nice shiny lego aestethic and its extremely fun so I dont know why people turn their noses up at fun. Its ye-old star wars in lego . I dont know what else to say other than that. Im also a terrible writer.

Call Of Duty 2.

See wikipedia...

Disclaimer I think I had Bioshock 2 on the list but I think I left it off so yeah I'll review it anyway.

Bioshizzle 2 .

Bioshock 2 consists of you being a big daddy and being nagged at by some woman... Then getting a little sister to steal the blood of any willing blood doner. Its like Bioshizzle but the weapons were better in the original. Graphics have definitely improved since Bioshizzle and the combat is WAAAYYY more fluid and entertaining. Cant wait for Bioshock Infinite now.

Thats all for now . But as I am off school due to sickness I will definitely be doing this at a faster rate.

Bye and what not.