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So I'm a nerd. If you didn't know already on which you're probably new to reading my drivel.


Dungeons and Dragons
Fantasy Books
Sci-Fi books
Video Games that are made by Nintendo ...

Just some of the things that I like . People usually don't like stuff like I do.

* just so you know I writ like three paragraphs but I backspaced them into the sky . They were abit like that whole blog I wrote that was about me not getting to talk to girls.so those are like not there. But the stuff that is written below is about me talking to girls. And failing. And losing faithsss.

This is the bit about gamer girls. Gamer girls are very rare especially in the real life. If this is just me please just tell me. When I was around 11 a thing called the Internet was around. The Internet opened my eyes to girls that actually game. In real life if I hear a girl talking about a video game it's usually something her boyfriend showed her. COD. The least said the better

. A girl I got kind of close to ( a girl that actually let me talk to her without her shouting EWWW) would usually talk about how she played kinect . I once told her about portal and told her about the physics and the humour and the story if I remember she said " That sounds boring" . She's now got a boyfriend and I don't really talk to her. A good place to start is Portal .Girls like portal , I found this out by talking to girl(s).

I only really talked to three girls about portal . The second girl I talked too plays Bejewled. And she's a massive bitch. The third one doesn't need a mention. Because.

I tried to make girls listen to me about nerd shit I like. I once even talked to a girl I sit next to in geography about my D&D character yorrick. She nodded her head and giggled. I can't bring myself to speak to her. I'd probably just embarass myself.

I don't get out much . I think that also harms my ability to speak to people nevermind girls. I mean I can speak to girls. But god fucking help me when I can grow a pair and ask a girl if she wants to go out and grab a coffee. Most girls I know don't like coffee. People hate you seb. People hate me.


THAT WAS REELY HAPPY . I'll add some smiley faces just so you don't laugh at me too much and more at the similey faces.

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Thank you for reading.

Don't care too much.

Sbastian.


Sorry there's no tags for this I get confused sometimes. I'm actually quite smart. Just out of place.



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This is the bit about gamer girls. Gamer girls are very rare especially in the real life

Not really. I've met plenty of female gamers in real life, they just don't flaunt it around. I do the same, some people ("geek") are surprised when I know more about games than they do.
@VenusInFurs I should probably do more of that talking thing.
Rule #1: Listen to girls. Force feeding your tech into them will scare away the ones who don't understand.

Rule #2: Learn to pickup hints from girls. Geek Girls are often undercover. You have to listen for the hints. They generally won't geek out as they are afraid to scare you off.

Finding gamers in real life can be difficult. It's much easier to find them online, but then they are often not located nearby. However, checking out certain geeky clubs that are hosted near you can sometimes get you introductions.

I've met 3 gamers in real life and met quite a few online that were nearby. I purposefully married a non-gamer, though she is definitely a geek.
I personally myself try not to bring gaming up in general.
I don't avoid the topic, I just don't intend to talk about it.

And I most certainly wouldn't talk about my D&D character to some chick in class. I wouldn't even know how to do that.

If she wants to know about me, I let her ask the questions.
What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? What the hell do you think girls are?



Women are into video games. The proliferation of the Wii and casual gaming cannot be discounted, however, beyond that the contingent of women super into role playing games cannot be dismissed. Sir, you've pulled a boner here. For every man who loves his third person space shooter there is a woman who does just the same. Katamari Damacy has an infinite appeal to anyone that plays it. I dare you to put that in front of a female of your species and see how she reacts to it.

More than this you butt holes, video games are as mainstream as ever. Everyone has a cell phone capable of playing games or a computer where they've wasted some amount of time on flash games. Does facebook ring a bell? It is by the far the most effeminate and girly thing in existence, but full of "social games" that even middle aged women find captivating.

Posts like this are bullshit and why the internet is stupid. If you talk to a girl that isn't the least bit interested in role playing games, about role playing games - let alone your character in one, you've made a fools gambit that has cost you considerable ground. People decide within minutes of meeting someone if their at all interested in them, this exchange seems to have solidified someones opinion of someone else. Either you for thinking her a dummy, void of any intelligence or wit, or her of yourself as this man child interested in fantastical gibberish.

And don't take this the wrong way. You can totally find women into video games, monster movies, Magic the Gathering, Warhammer 40,000, or any other bullshit like martial arts movies. The thing is all about finding them. Make some contacts. Hang out in places where people like us hang out, like libraries or comic book stores. There is a good chance that a chubby gothy chick you never noticed is more into video games than you'll ever be. This realization happens.

Jesus fucking christ, have you even read this website before today? The amount of women in gaming, girl gamers, or just girls super into gaming that are all here is easily accessible. What the fuck man? There aren't as many, but for fucks sake, they are here right in front of you. And if there here online, somewhere in the world they actually exist as a physical manifestation of their online persona.

And giving up because a girl you like has a boyfriend or husband is bullshit. Nobody likes a quitter. Man up. There are plenty of fish in the sea, who happen to be enthusiasts of Sega Saturn import gaming. Don't have a defeated attitude or this "people don't like me" bullshit. People don't like me, and it never stopped me from writing things like this on the internet. Always stand up for yourself. Take it as an insult, troll, or actual god damn advice that could significantly effect you.

Also, cocks.
@JackTheRipper I'm not sure those Are straight up rules. I do listen to girls but when they ask questions it usually leads to stuff like all 4 or so paragraphs above.

@Nobunaga Oda I don't really intend to bring up gaming either. It's just sorta happens. And I can't back myself out of it. So I talk crap.

@RandomBullseye While I do thank you for reading it , I dont see why you insist to call me retarded. I might be socially retarded. I'm not retarded. :(
@Randombullseye
Martial Arts movies=/=bullshit?


LOL WAT.
@Epic-Kx

Riki-Oh is an artistic masterpiece not seen since the Heroic Trio, Master of the Flying Guillotine, or The Crippled Masters. With sub genre's like "Jackie Chan" and movies featuring guys pretending to be Bruce Lee. Yes, there was an actor called Bruce Lie who made movies with titles similar to actual Bruce Lee movies.

And lets not forget the best of them all, Sidekicks. The Karate Kid never teamed up with Chuck Norris to kill the shit out of a bunch of bad guys and beat up an evil Joe Piscapo.



@Seb

Batman, god damn I am. I would eat them with green eggs and ham. You make a journey, we make a journey together. It can only be attributable to human error. I am Jack's swollen colon and Jill's nipple. The princess is in another castle, I'm sorry. Is that you John Wayne? Is this me? A soldier with a voice that could command a gods, and does. Go ahead, make my day. I am big! It's the pictures that got small. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. I'm tired of experimenting with silly puppets. I need scissors, 61!
ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED

Seriously, there are more gamer girls there than anywhere else. Believe me, I've "met" some of them ;)
Girls like a dude who can type and/or spell.

Anyway. Don't try too hard. Remember that meeting people and talking to them is a bi-directional exchange. It can't just be about the things that you like. That's why it's so interesting, and sometimes frustrating too when you can't find people who have common interests.
Girls play games? OLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Don't be silly, girls live in the kitchen with all the other women, learning how to make a good sammich.

On a slightly less sexist note, even though I am myself outrageously sexist towards my own gender, there are plenty of female gamers but the main drawback I've found is when you voice that you're a girl who games and then the sad gits with hormonal issues come out of the woodwork and either try it on CONSTANTLY or try to make you feel like a moron for even attempting to join a game that is seen as "man territory". Personally I only got into games courtesy of my husband - until then, I was happy with Crash Bandicoot and the occasional Mario Party at Christmas.

We exist, you just have to know where to find us. Which is pretty much everywhere ;) Some are nice, some are nasty, some are just downright ball-breakingly awful - but they exist just as much as anyone else.

*shudders* ok, that's enough with me being vaguely nice about women. Making me ill...
@RandomBullseye



Fuckwut???

@EveryoneElse. Sorry I'm so hateable.

@ThatguywhosaidIcantspell Go sway
Girls only play casual-fps and rhythm games. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

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