- Kratos is pretty.
- The world is pretty
- Everyone else is pretty
- Gameplay is the same.
- It's not right to not blame God of War 3 for it's repeated gameplay, when everyone was angered at games like New Super Mario Bros. Wii or Left 4 Dead 2. Shouldn't the phrase, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" (which was repeated by every fucking reviewer as far as the eye can see), count for them too?
- Although same-ish is still very fun and awesome
- Very violent, probably the first time I cringed while playing video games.
- Awesome killing scenes, as should always be the case with God of War games.
- Awesome sex mini-game
Score: 9.5 -- Superb (9s are a hallmark of excellence. There may be flaws, but they are negligible and won't cause massive damage to what is a supreme title.)
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God of War III was about an 8 for me, simply because I'd played the previous 3 games a couple of times each.
Playing through this one was like an exercise in tedium. I just want it to fucking END every time they threw one of their arbitrary puzzles at me.
God of War III puzzle technique:
-Create obstruction to next room
-Zoom camera very slowly on the lever to unblock the obstruction
-Put a gap or climbable wall between player and lever
-???
-PROFIT