Comments of the Week: C-Blog Jaffa Cannon Edition

This week, I've done a bit of a switcheroo: All of the comments this week come from the Destructoid Community Blogs: The bastion of gamings most enamoured, brimming with zeal and purpose and grateful for the positivity and warmth of the community. There's also an awful lot of perverts amongst you. You know who you are, now tuck your dirty genitals away. You sicken me.

Now, on to the comments!




From 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, Tears in my Eyes.




If you have not yet done so, read Handy's fantastic review. Don't worry, I'll still be here when you get back.




From Metroid Zero Mission Review




Hey, you two.

Get a room, you two.

Just kidding. It was great to see some constructive criticism used constructively to construct a more fluid blog. Kudos to both commentator PhilK3nS3bb3n and blogger Elect-Nigma.

Now get a room.






From [NVGR] Dwayne Johnson "lays the smack down" on film set burglars




Well then, shouldn't his name be Rock Lobster?






From Sleeping Dogs is Fun as Hell




Uh...Ooh! Wow. You nearly got him there...you nearly got him. Maybe next time though, hey!






From Contest Time - McPixel (DRM -Free, Win/Mac/Linux)




Full Release Massage, eh? I hope that doesn't include bowels too...




From PK493's Phenomenal PAX Adventure!




Mmm...

I mean... urgh! Gross! Yuck! That's what I mean!




From PK493's Phenomenal PAX Adventure!




and yet...I still want to go.







From Cblog Recaps of 09/05 et Striderisms




Not really a bullshit comment from Stealth, just incredibly poignant. Since I've dusted off the packing foam we might as well throw it though the Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope and see what happens:



4 out of 5 dentists don't know what I'm talking about when I ask them to recommend the Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope. The fifth one is me, pretending to be a dentist.




From Replay to a comment




Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope, let's ride:



The Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope was in danger of overheating on that one.




We should do this again sometime. Maybe over dinner? No. It's ok. I'm busy too. You hear that? I can't make it to dinner either you twat!

This may well be my last Comments of the Week for a bit. I'm still out of work and although it's fun compiling these blogs, I need to focus on getting a job. I hope you guys understand. Hopefully I will be back soon.