[ x ] remove ads and scale site to 1080p+
[ x ] remove the ads & get mobile premium
pay whatever you want to upgrade
 
Sean Daisy blog header photo
Sean Daisy
Fronts 33Posts 0Blogs 45Following 52Followers 61


 

LONG BLOG

Comments of the Week: Blow-By-Blow Comment Commentary Edition

   0



Welcome folks to another fun-packed intense season of worldwide commentary comment-off! We have already had some crowd-wincing action as the competitors have been struggling into their leotards for over an hour. It seems there is no end to the odd formations the human body can conjure when forced against tight, supportive lycra!

It looks like our first contender is lining up, javelin clutched tight in hand. Why the judges are allowing this equipment in a comment-off is simply baffling us up in the studio but let's see where we go with this as the gun goes off to start the mayhem!




From Review: Dust: An Elysian Tail




You ever done a Google Image Search for "Bucky O' Hare porn"? Who am I kidding? Of course you haven't. (Who am I kidding? Of course you have.)




From Borderlands 2's 'girlfriend' tree sure sounds patronizing




Asininity? On The Inter-Nation Computational Device Network? Blasphemy!




From Mann vs. Machine: New co-op game for Team Fortress 2




Luckily, I'm working on building a new server as we speak. (A server is just a garbage bag filled with AA batteries, right?)







From Final Fantasy VII PC is available for download NOW









From Review: Sleeping Dogs

COLLAGE TIME! Credit to Isay Isay, jackdan594, SeymourDuncan17, LT Large, Marche100, qlum, Kiwamu, DreRox, TheToiletDuck, Arttemis, Innominatus, fetusmilk, and Occams electric toothbrush for the comments with the images in this here thing below:





From Pachter upsets Nintendo fans, says they'll buy anything




You know the secret to comedy, right?
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...it's timing.







From Review: The Last Story




Metalcricket? Never heard of it. I'm guessing it's some sort of extreme cricketing website.






From Black Ops II reinvents the multiplayer experience




Let me dust down the ol' Super-3D-Bullshit-O-Scope and really get to the crux of this barbed, tortured soul:





The Super-3D-Bullshit-O-Scope never lies. It may extort, but it never lies.




And as we draw a close to the proceedings, several competitors have gone to the judges to appeal that they were seriously compromised by that javelin blow to the shoulder, but the judges are hearing none of it. As we can see from our rulebook in the studio, there is no stipulation against competitors being injured by stray javelins. Commentary is a young and exciting sport and we will just have to see how other competitors react with this innovative use of athletics equipment in next week's Comments of the Week.
Login to vote this up!

LOOK WHO CAME:


Sean Daisy   
Mike Martin   1
Batthink   1
Occams   1
Char Aznable   1
EdgyDude   1
Jordan Devore   1
manasteel88   1
Stephen Turner   1
tekbunny   1
Scissors   1
Coldhorn   1
Niero   1
StriderHoang   1
Nic Rowen   1
Ben Davis   1
PK493   1
EAPidgeon   1
Handy   1
ChillyBilly   1
Corduroy Turtle   1
Welshedderz   1
BrowneyeWinkin   1
long john   1
smurfee mcgee   1
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes   1


 
 

  0 COMMENTS

Please login (or) make a quick account (free)
to view and post comments.



 Login with Twitter

 Login with Dtoid

Three day old threads are only visible to verified humans - this helps our small community management team stay on top of spam

Sorry for the extra step!

 

About Sean Daisyone of us since 11:13 AM on 07.16.2009

Formerly CaptainBus.

Commentoider and MassDebate founder/contendor. Has heard a lot of jokes about helmets.



I AM THE GATEKEEPER.


Xbox LIVE:CaptainBus


 

Around the Community

Featured

Posts

Blogs

Support

 



Read Huge: Top Stories

Destructoid