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About
Formerly CaptainBus.

Commentoider and MassDebate founder/contendor. Has heard a lot of jokes about helmets.



I AM THE GATEKEEPER.


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Let's not tickle your balls here. You know the format by now, so let's get bloody started!


1. I’ve not been around lately. I’ll be back soon.

Some of you may be wondering, “Who is this young upstart, masquerading as a member of staff? Stwike him woughly, centuwion!”





I will freely admit that I have not been around the last few months. Basically, I lost all the free time I was using to contribute to Destructoid. I had some personal things to sort out with my 9-to-5 job. I won't bore you with the details, but I'm getting back on track now, and there's a good chance you'll be seeing my name popping back up on the front page more often again, and soon.


2. I've written for another publication. (TREACHERY?!)





I've submitted a handful of articles for PostDesk, a recently launched lifestyle blog. I've had some pretty positive feedback and will be hearing back soon about making money for my contributions. MONEY FROM CONTRIBUTIONS?! STWIKE HIM AGAIN CENTUWION! AND THWOW HIM TO THE FLOOR AGAIN!


3. I am award winning! (Not right now, but in the past)





As a child I won awards in sports, chess and public speaking. As an adult I won a pizza speed eating relay. No trophy for that one, but I won a share of a case of beer. A fitting tribute, I think.


4. I am a father of one, soon to be a father of two





Yep! I have one two-year-old daughter and will have another child around July-August time. Careful ladies, there is a significant chance that I am so fertile that reading this sentence may require a quick pregnancy test.


5. I wrote a sitcom and submitted it to a few production companies





Indeed! In the trammels of my youth it probably wasn't the finest spot of writing, but I had a couple of production companies affectionately write back to say my writing was bad, and I should be made to feel bad.


6. Almost every job I have had has been in marketing





I have worked at 4 different marketing agencies, mainly in Operations departments. If you wonder what the Operations department do, they are the department that actually get all the work done.


7. I once drank my pee to get out of a day at school





This pre-dates Bear Grylls by over a decade, but that's not to say he got the idea from me.

I bet he did though; the thieving, pee drinking, handsome bastard.


8. I was a child prodigy





As a kid, I solved Rubik's cubes for fun, won a scholarship to a local public school and was so good at maths that I would set tests for the other students. Now, I can't solve a Rubik's cube for shit.


9. I invented a bunch of creatures called Fuzzies and drew hundreds of them





Again, this was part of my childhood exploits. I would draw hundreds of these little guys, and they all had different powers, in a sort of rip-off of Lemmings.

Okay, total rip-off of Lemmings.


10. My love of videogames has got me in trouble with women





Another story as a child: One summer, a female friend had carefully choreographed a dance to the Grease soundtrack and set about performing it in the garden. Meanwhile, I stayed up in her room and played Revenge of the Mutant Camels on her Amiga.

When she found out that I'd been up in her room playing a surreal scrolling shooter rather than watching her routine, she came up to her room and gave me a slap. I ran home crying.

I regret nothing. Ok, I regret getting slapped. But, other than that, nothing.



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