This week, I've done a bit of a switcheroo: All of the comments this week come from the Destructoid Community Blogs: The bastion of gamings most enamoured, brimming with zeal and purpose and grateful for the positivity and warmth of the community. There's also an awful lot of perverts amongst you. You know who you are, now tuck your dirty genitals away. You sicken me.
The Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope was in danger of overheating on that one.
We should do this again sometime. Maybe over dinner? No. It's ok. I'm busy too. You hear that? I can't make it to dinner either you twat!
This may well be my last Comments of the Week for a bit. I'm still out of work and although it's fun compiling these blogs, I need to focus on getting a job. I hope you guys understand. Hopefully I will be back soon.
I've been taking a look at the early story that's been coming out of Kojima HQ and Stealth's in luck. The story mainly involves Big Boss opening a chain of chicken restaurants in the midwest, so it should really fit well with the context of the series.
Are you sure there's no wanky alternate fighters, costumes, stages or some kind of boob modification mod I can buy as DLC?! Oh well, I'll just have to spank my Microsoft Points on XBox Avatar Accessories then. Gaming Twenty fucking Twelve mother-bitches!
This week I have been setting out remastering classic titles from the past for the modern generation, with their love of anti-aliasing and blooming lensflare. I'm sure you will agree that these improvements will help bring these classic titles to a new audience.
COLLAGE TIME! This week, the theme is "Sleeping Dogs Rhyme Time". Chris Carter opened the bidding, while Occams electric toothbrush, Arttemis, Isay Isay, NotoriousBIG420, Handy and Kurlija raised the stakes.
Remember - always spay your Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope. The last thing you want is lots of little Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scopes running around, nipping at your ankles.
You may be wondering why jimboxxx's comment didn't get gazed through the Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope. Unfortunately, this is because trying to run a jimboxxx comment through the Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope brings up a few...complications...
That's it this week. Goodbye, sweet princes and princesses.
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No doubt you may have noticed that Comments of the Week is becoming a regular feature again. You may also noticed that I have the timekeeping skills of a drunk sloth with an inner ear malfunction, thus I was curious if any fans of the series would be interested in receiving an email alert when I drop a new hot slice of comment commentary coagulation into the community collected cacophony.
If you are interested, drop me a private message with your email address, and I'll set something up.
"The latest figures we've released for Vita (as of June 30th) are 2.2. million sales worldwide," a SCEE rep told Joystiq.
The last sales update was at the beginning of May, where it'd been revealed that the Vita sold 1.8 million units. So, in two months the system managed to shift around 400,000 units. The 3DS, meanwhile, was at 3.61 million units before it implemented the notorious price cut so soon after its North American launch.
Sony claims it does not plan to follow Nintendo and drop the Vita's price, not this year. In the world of sanity, people are asking why not. There's a fine line between proud and stupid.
Listen to this man Sony! Oh, and give thatgamecompany more money to make cool games. There's a good chap.
I laughed, then felt a little sorry for VolksONER.
Then I laughed again.
From Square Enix screws up Final Fantasy VII PC, says sorry COLLAGE TIME AGAIN! This week's theme is SCAREris. Jim Sterling threw it out there, and Nightsama and Smackybutts ran with it. I also included my own entry at the bottom because I'm a narcissistic little bumfluff CHAMPION!
Welcome folks to another fun-packed intense season of worldwide commentary comment-off! We have already had some crowd-wincing action as the competitors have been struggling into their leotards for over an hour. It seems there is no end to the odd formations the human body can conjure when forced against tight, supportive lycra!
It looks like our first contender is lining up, javelin clutched tight in hand. Why the judges are allowing this equipment in a comment-off is simply baffling us up in the studio but let's see where we go with this as the gun goes off to start the mayhem!
Let me dust down the ol' Super-3D-Bullshit-O-Scope and really get to the crux of this barbed, tortured soul:
The Super-3D-Bullshit-O-Scope never lies. It may extort, but it never lies.
And as we draw a close to the proceedings, several competitors have gone to the judges to appeal that they were seriously compromised by that javelin blow to the shoulder, but the judges are hearing none of it. As we can see from our rulebook in the studio, there is no stipulation against competitors being injured by stray javelins. Commentary is a young and exciting sport and we will just have to see how other competitors react with this innovative use of athletics equipment in next week's Comments of the Week.
Oh hey guys! How've you been? Oh yes I've been pretty busy now. Just lost my job though, so as I've now got a bit more free time on my hands I thought I'd catch up on some gaming news and...
Wait a second. It's all kicking off regarding a story about a gaming convention that is friendly toward those that like to be intimately acquainted with the genitals of other beings their own gender, causing dun dun dunn controversy?
On the internet of all places, the vast conglomeration of computers and computational devices singing the song that joins the world in harmony and love and peace?
I can see why some people find a gay gaming convention baffling though! HAR HAR! They'll be wanting their own drinking establishments next! And the right to vote! What a world, eh?
On with the comments, my cheeky angel-faced deviants.
You can tell that Vic was making that first bit up because there are enough Valve fans who have stood on their head, spun round ten times and pleasured themselves furiously to Gabe Newell that we would be well past the "rumor" stage right now, and well into the "established fact" stage.
Let me just look that up for you types "Fire Emblem 3DS NA release" into Google
Ah, here we go: It says: "Allistair Pinsof is not your fucking games release date butler. If you want to find out, look it up yourself. If you can't find it on Google, ask Nintendo; the company that makes the actual game. Thank you!"
Anybody notice the lack of forums/social media comments? Me too. Well, I couldn't be fucked. Enjoy the blog love you bye!