I was determined to buy GTA IV at Wal-Mart (or anywhere else) instead of GameStop so I didn't have to support what I perceived to be an evil company. And for you wise-ass fuckers...No, Wal-Mart is not evil. Shut up.
I walked past a GameStop yesterday and saw the GTA IV boxes stacked up so I had to go and ask if they were selling them early since I had seen other places ni various states/countries selling them early.
I went in and asked.
They said, "No...But you can reserve one..."
Long story short, I walked out of there with a reserved copy of GTA IV and a copy of The Orange Box for PC.
How the fuck did they do that? Is there some kind of aura in there that rapes your mind, or what? The clerk even started rambling about trading in some of my games to go towards GTA IV because they have a 20%+ special when trading them in for GTA IV...
...AND I STARTED TO THINK IT WAS A WISE IDEA.
Plus he made me endure sitting through his rambling about World of Warcraft and his Human Warlock. Fuck you, fat boy. I'd rather die (but didn't, due to that strange aura).
Pretty sure those stores all rest on Ancient Cherokee burial grounds. Or gates to Hell.