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Scary Womanizing Artist: The Remastered Collection
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask | 4:49 PM on 02.22.2009 15 comments


Although a collection of my drawings is equivalent to a Rick Astley: Greatest Hits album in worth, my acquisition of a scanner has upped the quality of the index card and red pen doodles I've posted over the last year, which were formally only captured in cruddy cell phone photography, thus marking the perhaps not-so monuments opening of the Scary Womanizing Pig Mask Remastered Gallery. Enjoy!


My first work, depicting a naive Mr. Saturn fishing for birds with his balloon. Serene and peaceful...


Until the Ultimate Chimera eats him. Boing!


The Devils Machine, housing the ultimate mindless embodiment of evil: Giygas, with the Apple of Enlightenment showcasing Ness' face featured in the center. Fun fact, this is actually interactive art, and if you flip back the flap...


You release the monstrosity from his confinement, unleashing incomprehensible destruction, until you casually flip the flap back down.


Apologies for the emoness of this one. It's the Masked Man from Mother 3, staring at a solitary sunflower. Won't spoil why such a sight would affect him so, in case you haven't beaten the game.


Heh, another slightly emo one. It's Godot's (of Ace Attroney fame) mask, dripping blood, or rather tears. If you've beaten the game you'll no where I'm going with this one (or at least I hope ;)


Fanart for the Podcastle :) Jim's got on a Koei shirt with a Dynasty Warrior sword, Athiestium has Tomb Raider inspired dual pistols and assorted weaponry, and Wardrox has his beloved PS3.


A slightly random mix of Phoenix Wright charecters: We have Phoenix Wright chatting it up with Daryan Crescend, while Godot looms smirking in the background.


Podtoid fanart this time around. We have Aaron holding hands with his monkey, and with a Starmen shirt on, Jim with a severed giraffe head and suit, Rev with Batman pajamas, and Tiff with a hodgepodge outfit with Billy Mitchels tie, and an Ask Me About Loom pin among other things. And watching them all is... A surveillance camera?! Looking back though, the piece is kind of trite, now that the cast has shuffled around, and some of the jokes have faded out (although I'm sure Aaron's happy no one talks about him jizzing with monkeys in a movie theater anymore ;)


As requested by the bearded samurai himself, Y0j1mb0. It's him decapitating a failed challenger of his Street Fighter mastery. The letters on the side are the Yojimbo characters name in Japanese.


As requested by Ashley Davis; it's a palozza of Mr. Satruns dressed as anything from Mr. Destructoid, to TF2's spy and even the Podcastle cast. The Chad Concelmo dolphin one is still my favorite of the bunch :)


A drawn screenshot, of what would be the greatest game of all time Chad Concelmo and The Lost Pit of E.T.. (The plot of which would concern the titular hero hunting down the massive pit of E.T. cartridges Atari buried.) In the screenshot Chad's fighitng a tribe of Atari executives, while simultaneously punching an old lady.


What I imagine the cover for said game would look like, featuring Chad escaping on a dolphin from the then cast of Podtoid, dressed as Indiana Jones baddies; Rev as the Nazi colonel, Jim as the sadist top hat man, Aaron as the eypatched monkey man, and Tiff as the fancy swordsman who Indy shoots down.


Secret never before posted drawing :O It's a slightly random portrayal of the RFGO! cast taking down Porky Minch (as played by Rev Ant) With Dyson as Jeff, Colette as Paula, Chad as Ness, Topher as Poo, and Stella as a Mr. Saturn.

Hope you enjoyed!



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You disturb me.
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Haha, awesome :D
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Where can I buy prints and canvas of these?
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Fishing for birdie?
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
I still treasure my samurai you drew for me. :D
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I cried
Jonathan Holmes's Destructoid Blog
Fantastic, especially Anthony as Pokey. The man can be a real villain sometimes, but only to be funny.

Also, the Gogot Mr Saturn is brilliant!
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Stella as Mr. Saturn is possibly the greatest thing ever created. Seriously.
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Draw a picture of randombullseye next.
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I love it. More please.
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Um ..............
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That Mr. Saturn's a bloody Spy!

Mr. Saturn for TF2! Woot my two favorite games unit once again!

Nameless Monster's Destructoid Blog
Whoa! that picture never was THAT huge... sorry... here's the link: http://i400.photobucket.com/albums/pp81/juleschicoine/TeamMother2.jpg
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Holy crap that's awesome! Amazing find!
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The hidden themes of the end of Earthbound as recommended by Chad Concelmo

Giygas: A Psychoanalysis of Evil Itself

The Fear!: Running Out of Items

A Time to Build: Constructing a Deck

Shick vs. Scary: Sonic Adventure 2

Scary Womanizing Fashonista: Hobo Phoenix Hat

Destructoid Theater Critic: Legally Blonde the Musical

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PSN Name: PKStarstorm
Steam Name: Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
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Email: scarywomanizingpigmask@gmail.com


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Final Fantasy V (SNES)
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Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box (DS)

About Me:
Favorite game: Mother 3
Favorite genre: JRPGs
Favorite series: Mother/Earthbound, Pokemon, Final Fantasy, Persona, Touhou, Metal Gear and Ace Attorney
Favorite animus: Gurren Lagann and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Favorite book: So You Need to Disarm a Chimpanzee
Favorite musicals: Legally Blonde the Musical and Gyakuten Saiban: Resurrected Truth
Favorite Godzilla Monster: Mothra
Name origin: The Scary Womanizing Pig Mask (or Fierce Pork Trooper) from Mother 3
Avatar origins: An amazing drawing of Mother 3's Kumatora done for me by the awesome Ashley Davis

Amazing artwork drawn for me by the fantastic Ashley Davis, NotGeoff and Sponson: (<3 you all!)
Daryan by Ashley
Kumatora by Ashley
SWPM #1 by NotGeoff
SWPM #2 by NotGeoff
Ocelot by Sponson

Dubbed a "Moral Crusader" by Takeshi.






My amazing Destructoid Trading Card made by the incredible The Ghost



The Great Retro Quiz:


Donkey Kong Country


Super Mario Kart




The top ten:

NES Games
1. Metroid
2. Megaman II
3. Mother/Earthbound 0
4. The Legend of Zelda
5. Super Mario Brothers 3
6. Super Mario Bothers 2 (US Version)
7. Super Mario Brothers
8. Kirby's Adventure
9. Megaman III
10. Megaman

SNES Games
1. Mother 2/Earthbound
2. Super Metroid
3. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
4. Final Fantasy 6
5. Final Fantasy 4
6. Super Mario World
7. Chrono Trigger
8. Kirby Superstar
9. Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
10. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past



N64 Games
1. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
2. Pokemon Snap
3. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
4. Super Mario 64
5. Super Smash Brothers
6. Star Fox 64
7. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
8. Pokemon Stadium 2
9. Harvest Moon 64
10. Paper Mario



Gameboy Games
1. Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
2. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
3. Pokemon Pinball
4. Metroid II: The Return of Samus
5. Tetris DX
6. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
7. Gameboy Camera
8. Tintin and The Temple of the Sun
9. Super Mario Land
10. Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins

Gameboy Color Games
1. Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal
2. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
3. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
4. Pokemon Trading Card Game
5. Pokemon Puzzle Challenge
6. Mario Tennis
7. Super Mario Brothers DX
8. Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble
9. Wario Land 3
10. Metal Gear Solid



PSX
1. Metal Gear Solid
2. Final Fantasy VII
3. Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
4. Street Fighter Alpha 2
5. Street Fighter Alpha 3
6. Harvest Moon: Back to Nature
7. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
8. UmJammer Lammy
9. PaRappa the Rapper
10. Resident Evil

GBA
1. Mother 3
2. Pokemon Fire Red/Leaf Green
3. Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
4. Wario Ware Inc: Mega Microgames
5. Metroid Zero Mission
6. Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald
7. Yu-Gi-Oh Worldwide Editon: Stairway to the Destined Duel
8. Sonic Advance
9. Wario Land 4
10. Sonic Battle



Gamecube
1. Super Smash Brothers Melee
2. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
3. Luigi's Mansion
3. Super Mario Sunshine
4. Custom Robo
5. Super Monkey Ball
6. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
7. Animal Crossing
8. Mario Kart: Double Dash!
9. Legend of Zelda: Four Sword Adventure
10. Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life

PS2
1. Persona 3 FES
2. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
3. Final Fantasy X
4. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
5. We <3 Katamari
6. Katamari Damacy
7. Persona 4
8. Shadow of the Colossus
9. ICO
10. Soul Calibur 2



DS
1. Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations
2. Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Justice for All
3. Hotel Dusk Room 215
4. Professor Layton and the Curious Village
5. Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum
6. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
7. Mario Kart DS
8. Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
9. Advance Wars Dual Strike
10. Animal Crossing: Wild World

PSP
1.-10. Pangya: Fantasy Golf

Wii
1. Super Smash Brothers Brawl
2. Zach and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
3. Super Mario Galaxy
4. Trauma Center: Second Opinion
5. Wario Ware Smooth Moves
6. No More Heroes
7. Wii Play
8. Mario Kart Wii
9. Pokemon Battle Revolution
10. Wii Sports



PS3
1. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
2. Valkyria Chronicles
3. Flower
4. Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix
5. Street Fighter 4
6. Soul Calibur 4
7. Rockband 2
8. Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix
9. Metal Gear Solid 4 Database
10. Talladega Nights



RPGs
1. Mother 3
2. Earthbound
3. Persona 3 FES
4. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
4. Final Fantasy X
5. Final Fantasy IV
6. Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga
7. Chrono Trigger
8. Persona 4
9. Final Fantasy VI
10. Final Fantasy VII

Action-Adventure Games
1. Cave Story
2. Super Metroid
3. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
4. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
5. Metroid Zero Mission
6. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
7. The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass
8. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
9. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of the Seasons
10. The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of the Ages

Fighting Games
1. Super Smash Brothers Melee
2. Super Smash Brothers Brawl
3. Super Smash Brothers 64
5. Street Fighter Alpha 2
6. Street Fighter 4
7. Soul Calibur 2
8. Street Fighter Alpha 3
9. Marvel vs. Capcom 2
10. Darkstalkers: Vampire Savior 2



First-Person Shooters
1. Team Fortress 2
2. The Ship
3. Bioshock
4. Half Life 2
5. Left 4 Dead
6. Halo: Combat Evolved
7. Half Life
8. Goldeneye 007
9. Perfect Dark
10. Wolfenstien 3D

Racing Games
1. Mario Kart DS
2. Mario Kart: Double Dash
3. Mario Kart Super Circuit
4. F-Zero X
5. Mario Kart Wii
6. Mario Kart 64
7. F-Zero
8. Super Mario Kart
9. Konami Kaczy Racers
10. Lego Racers



Platformers:
1. Super Mario Galaxy
2. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island
3. Super Mario World
4. Super Mario 64
5. Super Mario Brothers 3
6. Super Mario Brothers 2 US
7. Sonic the Hedgehog 2
8. Super Mario Brothers
9. Sonic Adventure 2
10. Megaman 2

Shumps
1. Imperishable Night
2. Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil
3. Mountain of Faith
4. Perfect Cherry Blossom
5. Cho Aniki
6. Star Fox 64
7. Sin and Punishment
8. Phantasmagoria of the Flower View
9. 1924
10. Gamma Brothers


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