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Cblogs of 6.2.08 + Pigisms
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask \| 10:47 PM on 06.02.2008	20 comments

Conrad's off in Russia visiting his finance's family, so I'm taking his shifts for the next two weeks. Hope you enjoy tonight's recap and pigism! I apologize in advance for it though, I'm sleepy and so my ramblings may not make much sense

How awesome would Animal Crossing Destructoid Edition be?

It would play like a standard Animal Crossing game, except instead of charecters like Moe and Whitney living in your town, it would be humorous caricatures of Destructoid members.

Like in AC1 and Wild World, each neighbor has certain likes and dislikes, so you have to be smart about what gifts you give them. Chad for example would like a gift like a dolphin plushie or a sweater with DINOSAURS! written on it, while another neighbor, like Mr. Sadistic might hate these, but love a gift of roofies or handcuffs.

Different neighbors would also come out at different times of the day, and have different interactions with you when you meat them, the GHost might give you a trading card and Dr. Boa might ask you to buy his upcoming game, sort of like that otter who sells insurance.

What do you think? It's not a fully fleshed out idea, but I think you get the drift. Also, Hamza would be Tom Nook and Niero would be Mayor Tortimer.

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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19

taumpytears

That bear pic is epic. We need to equip out towns with bear traps.

Tubatic

Nyar, I just missed the recap with my Monthly Musing :(

Respectable Gentleman

@Tubatic
Ditto. I'm not too disappointed. I don't expect too much of a response to mine.

AgentMOO

lol, I missed the recap by like 4 minutes ;)

And damn that video rocks

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask

@Tubatic and Respectable Gentleman
I'll get you guys in tomorows recap :)

@AgentMOO
Doesnt it! :D I'll get your post as well tomorow

Shin Oni

Bear traps in my townz? i'm in. send them this way.

MaxVest

You are always, always allowed to have a laugh at Tim Buckley's expense.

BahamutZero

you obviously don't play enough shooters because that is no shotgun

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask

@bahmut zero Opps >_< Sorry about that! What is it then?

BahamutZero

my penis

SunTzu

@ Pig Mask

Don't be silly. The fact that you laughed at a miscarriage doesn't make you a bad person.

It makes you a monster. But the good kind of monster. The kind that bakes cookies, and stuff.

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask

@SunTzu
Like Cookie Monster on Seaseme Street? If so, I can live with that ;)

MrSadistic

I AM REALLY A BEAR

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask

@Reaprar
Why have I never seen that before? It's hilarious! I think I'll stay awake another hour and read some more. It fucking brilliant!

Electro Lemon

FinalFist

and you missed me again

Kryptinite

I love these updates :)

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask

@Cobra
LOL :)

@FinalFist
Sorry! I'll make sure to get in today's recap!

ceark

conrad's married to a bank?

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