Or why my shocking revelation is blatantly better then Krow's
I'm sure you've all seen
Krow's shocking expose, revealing my true identity: Canadian comedy star Rick Morranis (a fact even
I wasn't aware of!) I don't like to hyperbolize, but I think it's fair to say that this was some reporting on the same caliber as Woodward and Bernstein's (the guys who broke the story about Obama not having a birth certificate.) It was missing one thing though. It had SCIENCE! and REASON! but was severely lacking in the most important of the three: JOURNALISM! Determined to write a post containing all three, I channeled my idol; ace reporter
Geraldo Beedog, and the results were astonishing. Hold on to your hats everybody, because Destructoid's darling, Jim Sterling is secretly none other then androgynous singing sensation Boy George. And this isn't a recent development; Jim has been Boy George
this entire time!!
Need some proof? Look no further:
They both like to wear makeup:
This was the first clue, and without a doubt the most obvious. They look fucking identical! Even more so then Lucy Liu and Jackie Chan! (don't pretend like you can tell those two apart.) Even without the makeup, the resemblance is uncanny. Compare them yourself; I guarantee you'll get deja-vu!
They both sing:
Although admittedly on a very different scale. One was an esteemed singer-songwriter at the forefront of the English New Romantic Movement in the early 80s, while Boy George has only done a Singstar charity concert. But take a listen to their musical stylings, and you'll be struck by how much they both sound like David Bowie. There's only two people in the word who sound like that, and I'm pretty sure one of those is Bowie, which leaves only one open spot. THE PLOT THICKENS.
They were both arrested for assault and false imprisonment of a male escort:
Now here's where things start to get really eerie. In May of '09, both George and Jim were arrested after a wild night spent abusing a male prostitute. Know what's even weirder? IT WAS THE SAME PROSTITUTE BOTH TIMES! The escort in question declined to comment on this "coincidence," but Samit will have to face the music sooner or later!
They both sound like Liquid Snake:
Apart from running his independent gaming new site 'Negative Gamer,' Jim Sterling is famous for two things: giving Twilight Princess a 4/10 and his fantastic Liquid Snake impersonation. Seriously, it sounds just like him! As if things weren't suspicious enough, Boy George actually
played Liquid Snake in the Lifetime docu-drama
Metal Gear Solid. How you gonna explain away that
Boy Sterling? You can't because the evidence just keeps piling up!
They both tried to produce a Broadway musical based on their life story, which flopped after poor reviews and a heated public battle between themselves and co-producer Rosie O'Donnell:
And as if that wasn't definitive enough:
They're both British!:
Case fucking closed. Time to cut the crap Mr. Sterling, and while your at it can I have your autograph?
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They're both flaming alright.
You're a something of a JOURNALISM! saint for uncovering the truth. Mike Patton would be proud.
HI POG DOSK
Boy Geroge?! You just wanted to write something about his erogenous zones right?
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Their both British!:
more like they're!
@Wilbo
Whatever are you talking about? ;3
My eyes have been opened.
Huh, not at all surprised, really.
I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!!
I'm coming into a lot of money today!
*clapclapclapclapclap*
Your own article clearly shows Jim Sterling and Boy George in the same photo though
JOURNALISM!
Opened: my eyes have been.
GAMEGOBLIN: HAHAHAHAHAHA
@GameGoblin
You're a goddamn hero.
lol gamegoblin
Boy George is a blatant rip off of Yatzee.
LOL!
Ahahahahaha <3 Gamegoblin
Augh! I don't know what to believe anymore!
A small step for a C-blog, and a even smaller step for mankind.
But nice job, your JOURNALISM! skill has surpassed the ones of FOX News and E! News.
This jab at humor was pretty good, but then Gamegoblin had to come in and make it even better.
CONTROVERSY.
@ Gamegoblin LOL you win JOURNALISM.
Just how much coke must one ingest to come up with a costume like Boy George's?
hahaha!
GameGoblin rules.
GameGoblin, defender of the journalism. i'll sleep better tonight -- knowing that its safe.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Fuck I love you gamegoblin!
No response from Jim himself, I think he's keeping a low profile now he's been rumbled.
It’s uncanny. Maybe Jim’s a karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.
.........sorry.
The resemblance is uncanny!
LOOOOOL
My mind is blown.
Do you really want to hurt me?
@Jim
Clearly they do.
@ SPNKr;
Do you really want to make him cry?
@Batthink
How else can we force his makeup off?
39 comments and 21 faps.
*sigh*
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/ryu89/psychology-why-does-a-fanboy-think-the-way-he-does--152187.phtml#story
The above is a really cool and well written blog about the psychology of fanboys, how you guys give it some love instead of this horribly written/unfunny joke involving Jim Sterling version 9,934,374.
Again, my kingdom for a vote down option.
I expected better from you Pig Mask.
My kingdom for a way to punch Kyousuke in the face. Keep it up SWPM.
I'm late, but Oh, Gamegoblin!.