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Video Game Sex: My wife loves Thane/Garrus more than me
Scary Hair Studios | 1:30 PM on 03.10.2010 10 comments


I love Mass Effect, and by that, Mass Effect 2.

Apparently, Mass Effect 2 also really, really, loves my wife.

Bioware RPGs have become the 'gateway drug' into gaming with my wife and I. My spouse was never much into video games aside from Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, and whatever she can get her hands on with Facebook. She later moved on to Fable 2, liking that she could do pretty much whatever she liked, raise a family, and proclaim herself Empress. Yeah, she liked that a lot.

Once she started playing Dragon Age: Origins (at my request, seeing how she liked fantasy), she proclaimed herself a 'real' gamer. She considered her digital avatar in Dragon Age to be the best part of her days while playing, loving that she could be involved in such an epic story with a character that was essentially herself (with awesome rogue powers and dual blades).

What really got her into it the most was the relationship between her character and would-be-king Alistair, who it turns out, is the smarmiest chick magnet ever to be made outside of Japan. She loved Alistair, from his humourous outlook to his bashful, awkward interactions with her. Bioware had essentially created her ideal match!

Once I'd beaten Mass Effect 2, she wanted to give it a try. Almost immediately, she fell for the Turian bad ass Garrus Vakarian, who was exactly the bad boy she wanted. After she finsihed the game and completed her relationship with him, she replayed the game in order to woo the other alien hottie Thane.

I found myself watching her play games every night, becoming more and more intimidated by her infatuation with these digital space guys who were, by merit, way cooler than me. I'm a 22 year old nerdy screenwriter and editor, how can I compete with outer space assasins and heirs to the throne?!

Video Game sex became her primary measure of whether a game was good or not. In her words, "If I can't have sex with any of the characters, what's the point?"

And a good point it is, because of course she doesn't just mean sex, otherwise I'd be trotting out a number of dating sim games for her that I'm a bit ashamed to own. No, in a video game, she wants 'relationships' and narratives that allow for them to begin and end.

With this in mind, I don't think she's going to get into a lot of other games, until Mass Effect 3, Dragon Age 2, or another Bioware RPG.

In my mind, it seems Bioware is the only game company to produce games where the player is able to customized to suit one's tastes, and then lets the player have an adventure, whilst wooing/seducing NPCs.

It's been done in JRPGs and some American action games, but those tend to be linear with preassigned protagonists. She doesn't want to watch people have a relationship, she wants herself to have that relationship.

And so do I.

Love interests usually seem tacked on to most game narratives, but at least with Bioware's RPGs, the love interest is an option, and you have a variety of 'real' characters to choose from. This is something that really makes my wife (and me) care about gaming as a narritive.

So kudos to you, Bioware.

Just make sure not to make the characters in your sequels too hot and appealing...she might leave me for one.



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SimonSaysDie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2010 13:51
SimonSaysDie
For the record, I probably would love Garrus more than my significant other, too.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2010 14:05
Occams electric toothbrush
I don't get the Garrus love. I mean, I didn't hate him but damn, I've read about an inordinate amount of people that would get down with him.

He must have that shine.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2010 14:15
Elsa
Yeah, Bioware is a gateway gaming drug for a lot of us women! Playing the original Baldur's Gate games with their romances was a huge gaming step for me. They were the first games where I just felt at "home". They were also some of the first games to allow for custom female main characters.

... other devs could learn a lot from Bioware! :)
Hylian's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2010 14:52
Hylian
Ironically enough, my wife is looking forward to God of War 3 as much as I am. She won't let me play it unless she is there.
beverlynoelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2010 15:56
beverlynoelle
I have a feeling that I would really want your wife to be my best friend. I mean, Alistair! I would so hit that.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2010 23:43
Usedtabe
Lol. My wife loves Thane/Garrus also.
electrokinkmachine's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 09:09
electrokinkmachine
If Thane or Garrus were actually real, I would definitely love them more than my spouse, as well.
Stephi Place's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 11:09
Stephi Place
Yea, Bioware has definitely ruined a lot of other games in my eyes. Now I expect this kind of character involvement in my gaming experience. The husband isn't too bugged though: both gamers, so it's all good ^.^
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