Scary Granules is a podcast about videogames, movies and generally all things horror, not to mention a frightening journey deep into the twisted psyches of two people who frankly should have been certified by now.
If you like an hour and a half of nonsense poured into your ears then you've come to the right place!
Buckled and braced in body armour, sleek sleeves of rigid ceramic shielding the length of his body from harm; alert and watchful, a pulse rifle gripped tight to his chest he keeps a steady eye on the distance. As others form up behind him he takes a step forward, striking an imposing figure, but it's only as he does so that you notice:
He's made of pancakes.
...And also that he's carrying a signed official promo for Scary Granules Episode 7!
THAT'S RIGHT GUYS, WE'RE BACK.
AND WE'RE PROBABLY NOT ANY FUNNIER THAN WE WERE BEFORE.
Things get down and dirty fast this week as we discuss Binary Domain, Borderlands 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Batman Arkham City, Don't Starve, and a bit of Dungeon Keeper and Lords of the Realm 2. We haven't read any books this week, as apparently we're illiterate, so don't go expecting anything approaching... err... big words.
Found-footage movies come up as we discuss The Helpers, Diary of the Dead and Rec 2 among others things we've seen. Glowbo then lists literally every movie she's ever seen and will ever seen - she's like a cold, hard, movie-fact machine! Trust me, it's probably the best part of the podcast!
Then in the second half things get super serious as we discuss the spectre of creepy fan-worship in the entertainment industry, we share our videogame lovelife fantasies and then Glowbo declares that the only way she'll ever accept a space marine in her life is if he's been battered and beaten with a whole lot of yoke!
So why not give Scary Granules episode 7 a listen, you might even like (bits) of it!